Zennix

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Jules Renard 

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Luis Bunuel

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.

W. H. Auden

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Douglas Adams

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Isaac Asimov

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

Wishing you a happy birthday celebration!