King Cole

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

Hey, he's only to the 5th heightening

Honestly, Preservation and Cultivation also heavily oppose each other 

I think that would just be overall bad

But how would they know which infant has what power? They wouldn't have a chance to use it

I like it. There’s one that I think is called “take the slave out of you” floating around somewhere 

3 hours ago, Leyrann said:

The difference is that I wasn't planning on spending anything.

Still everyone 

When you can draw the Bridge 4 glyph from memory

On 6/20/2018 at 7:13 AM, goody153 said:

@King Cole I refuse to believe there is someone this good in cosmere pickup lines unless he/she went for Nightwatcher and wished for it

Don’t ask about the curse though ....

37 minutes ago, goody153 said:

Duralumin Gold/Malatium must be really weird. How far do you even view backward. Does Duralumin Electrum like let you view into the spiritual realm but only your own ? 

Pretty sure Duralumin Nicrosil/Chromium is just like a mass AOE allomancy boost or allomancy nullifier. It's probably just like using duralumin on uhm duralumin if that is even possible.

Definitely not AOE. It wouldn’t have much of an effect on nicrosil and Chromium

7 hours ago, Ishar said:

For the record, the chull dung pickup line is very ineffective.

Not to mention @Ashspren's timing is terrible.

Good, if that actually worked then I would be disappointed that I made my pickup lines so good 

1 hour ago, Silverblade5 said:

I've heard good things about the Wings of Fire series. 

Its pretty good

I had tons of fun with DragonLance books, but stick to those by Margerat Weis and Tracy Hickman

PowderMage trilogy

A bow string wouldn't work, mostly because it wouldn't flex enough

53 minutes ago, Niteshado said:

I made a wrong turn there, once. went right..should have made a left. 

It's ok, everyone make that mistake. Hopefully you didn't end up somewhere weird like Braize

1 hour ago, Steeldancer said:

It was an ask me about the cosmere shirt

10/10 great shirt

I only wish it came with a warning for the hours of your life lost from asking

Mat would win, 100%

17 hours ago, whattheHoid said:

Hey, so I had to just get this off my chest. I just finished "The Pits of Eltania" short story and it was hilarious! My biggest hope is that we get to see a novel of Jak and my favorite, Handerwym! I absolutely loved his footnotes! They reminded me of a book I read way long ago, "The Amulet of Samarkand"? I think that's what it was called? Anyways there was a snarky demon, I think Bartimaeus? He did footnotes that were just as hilarious as I remember it. To end my ramble, I love Handerwym and hope that he gets to meet Wayne and have him write a story with footnotes! It's one of my many dreams for the Cosmere. ;D

The latest Alcatraz book has footnotes

1 hour ago, Elenion said:

@King Cole

Well I feel obliged to share my talent in this area with the world

24 minutes ago, 1st of Lunch said:

Wait...what...?

Cause Pickup lines are traditionally portrayed to get a girl into your car

1 hour ago, Barbarian AL said:

You must be a chasmfiend, because you’re such a gemheart!

 

This reminds me of one I forgot.

You must be a chasmfiend because all I want is your heart

32 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

You use these on her? Or you used these so now you have her?

All of the above. Although I have made probably 50+ pickup lines besides these cause she loves hearing them

13 minutes ago, Apollyon said:

@King Cole, what is this ‘certain degree of success’?

Well I have a girlfriend sooooo

I've actually used some of mine, to a certain degree of success

1 hour ago, Ashspren said:

@King Cole... that was incredible. 

 

It's what I do