Turos

How do his fingers fold that far?! I must learn this secret.

I shared this post on Facebook. Hopefully that will get him a few more votes.

A literal ton, eh? I'll make sure to get my scale prepped to double check....

 A Roshar ton with a few dozen upward lashes.

I hear if you give Turos credit for all of your contributions, you will receive your very own parshman. (17thshard.com is not responsible for any side effects caused during rough weather.)

HA HA! xD

:'(

Wow, I can see some Real-time strategy games made from it. I am excited to read both of them.