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Turtle373

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  1. Turtle was making a Uncle Brandy statue, because an Uncle Brandy statue was too predictable.
  2. *wins in a deep accent*
  3. The dark force was really just a black light, and Turtle began sculpting something new, it was...
  4. It was heavy because of all the feelings Turtle had poured into it while making it
  5. Turtle created a memorial for his lawn chair, on top of the memorial was a statue of the statue of a lawn chair. Using his newfound powers Turtle slicked the ground around the memorial so that anyone who walked by it would fall over.
  6. Unfortunately the Earth did not turn to cheese, and Alcatraz was really mad at Turtle, so he broke Turtle's lawn chair. Turtle lay in the middle of his shattered masterpiece, tears streaming down his face, "I will remember those who have been forgotten" he whispered, an almost invisible glow started streaming off of his skin.
  7. Turtle convinced Alcatraz to help him break gravity, so he and the lawn chair were both trying to break gravity
  8. Turtle had awakened it with the command to tap dance until you destroy gravity.
  9. I swear I'm not a spy, Pan*cough* Waffles are better
  10. Of course, Turtle is nothing if not creative, so this lawn chair had 7 legs, 12 arm rests, and no seat.
  11. "But it's fun and helps drive plot, so go ahead and try!" Turtle said while making a statue of a lawn chair.
  12. *is more of a winner*
  13. You didn't say anything so I wasn't sure if you'd seen it, yeah I'll start working on him.
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