Actually, There is a great story to my handle. I am, in fact, the first living Bondsmith. I was given the title by the only person who could, Brandon Sanderson himself. I requested a short story from him, and he obliged, naming me a Bondsmith and giving be an overly broad description of my new duties. He requested to know more about me at that time, so my grown daughter gave him a description that would make any Dad proud, and he wrote the following lines without further input from us: "XXXXXX XXXXXX (name edited for privacy), welcome to the order of Bondsmiths. Your first duty will be to keep the peace for all." I got permission to elaborate on this on my own, but I save that for the family. So, even though Dalinar is a Bondsmith, -he was not the first on Roshar-, I am the first Bondsmith of our world, so you can imagine my anticipation of the next SA book. I would have wanted to be a Windrunner, but my family has convinced me that the similarities between me and Dalinar are too many to ignore. So I will remain a Bondsmith, as assigned. Duty and Honor before the flight and fun; though not carrying a blade can really make a man feel naked... Good Night.
P.S. Perhaps I will pass on the cookie after all... The neighborhood looks nice without going to the alleys!