Assassin in Burgundy

You know you're a Sanderfan when it's 12:07 am and you've already used about half of your upvotes for the day...

A collection of my favorites What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus. Did you here about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. I took a test on Soothing. It was a Breeze. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor. Dear algebra, stop telling me to find your X. She's not coming back. Knock knock. Who's there? German border patrol. German borde-DONT ASK QVESTIONS!! What's brown and sticky? A stick. I am a STICK Sorry if any were repeated. My bad.

Well... Their Surges are Illumination and Transformation. For the first you'd be able to create illusions that, depending on how intelligent whatever you're facing is, may or may not distract the creature or whatever. Transformation, or Soulcasting, would enable you to disentigrate solid matter, like a sword or armor or something. Lightweavers aren't the best for combat; they're more of a support. (Oh, and kinda random, Brandon's mentioned that Lightweavers may Thought you might like to know.)

On your profile, it says you are interested in space. Can you accurately describe the fabric of spacetime in a way that a sometimes intelligent 12 year old would understand?

I just sent a PM to Quiver, so we should know pretty soon if he's still in.

Cookie haters. All they do are give you an, um, Spren that talks to you. Besides, the new recipe is 100 (0) percent possession-free!

Oh, cat-quisitor. Cat meowing really annoy me sometimes. Would you rather be a duralumin gnat or an aluminum gnat?

This is HoA, but it's still the best “Elend smiled. "Oh, come on. You have to admit that you're unusual, Vin. You're like some strange mixture of a noblewoman, a street urchin, and a cat. Plus, you've mangaged - in our short three years together - to kill not only my god, but my father, my brother, and my fiancée. That's kind of like a homicidal hat trick.”

Perfect. That's good. I just needed to know that you were still paying attention to this thread.

You know you're a Sanderfan when if you quote an incredibly obscure line from the WoK, you get annoyed when your friends don't get it. And then you mutter that you want to string them up in a highstorm, they still. Don't. Get it.

There was a YouTube video of Brandon reading a chapter from SA3, and you do meet Dalinar's wife, albeit briefly. I think it's more likely for Shshshsh to be a member of the Ghostbloods, Sons of Honor, or another one of those factions after Urithuru and the Desolations.

I always thought this song would fit for a trailer for SA movie. This is not made by me, and I claim no credit for it. It was made by it's creator, ieformanek. https://www.noteflight.com/scores/view/ef246f42b65cc266dfbade30409431ab12f02cc3 Just copy and paste it and it should come up.

And I'll do the same. 9. Bleeder- 3615. Taravangian- 4319. Mraize- 21

Okay, their Surges are transportation and cohesion, so basically you can teleport and mold solid matter with your hands. I'd let you teleport short distances behind enemy lines or whatever, and for cohesion you can melt people's armor, weapons, tear apart doors, stuff like that. Pretty cool powers if you ask me. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. I'll release equipment and stuff later when quiver and elodin respond, but basically, everything comes from me. I've made an idea for a campaign and guidelines for me, but it's nowhere near as detailed as a D&D module, for example. Judging on how "good" the void bringers or whatever are, I'll lower or raise the number you would need to roll to hit them. I would roll a d20 in real life to see if you hit, and then a separate one for damage depending on your weapon. All in all, it's fairly simple for you guys. I'll record health and money and whatnot, and may make a character sheet if I have time. I'm making it sound more complicated then it really is, and most of this stuff only I will be doing. The only thing you need to do is come up with answers to my scenarios and most importantly, have fun while you're at it. (Ok, that last part sounded really cheesy )

Granted, but once you travel, you lose contact with Earth forever. Earth is real. Roshar is not, (I know, hard to accept). Once you are in a fictional world, you have no power to travel back to the real world. You become lonely, hopping from world to world, hoping to find a home, but you never do. I wish for my parents to be more chill about letting me go on the Shard.

Okay, I'm not entirely sure what you mean by "system." I've kinda made my own with my friends, but it's probably the most similar to D&D, just a lot less complicated. I was thinking of people just posting their actions on this site, and you can be any of the previously taken classes. If you want to be another Radiant that wasn't listed, ask me and I can formulate their Surges, no problem. Or you can be one that someone is also using. I don't care either way.

Sure, you're welcome to join!

Ok, thanks all. I'm still waiting for elodin and quiver to respond, then we can start.

Okay, judging from the lack of response, I'm guessing no one else will join. If you are still interested, just say "here" and we can get started.

Aaaand again. 9. Bleeder- 38 15. Taravangian- 35 19. Mraize- 27

When you see your mom's left hand and your first thought is "Scandalous!!!"

Hello fellow Sharders, One question has recently plagued my mind- Who is worse, Sadeas or Amaram? Amaram is bad because he betrayed someone who we actually know and care about, whereas Sadeas betrayed just a bunch of soldiers, (sorry if that sounded really callous). So, who is worse? Please vote.

I actually look surprisingly like Renarin. I have somewhat messy brown hair, "Clark Kent" glasses, (what my mom calls them), and fairly tall for an almost thirteen year old. I look mostly like this, just less animated-looking. Once I get a better picture, I'll post it.