Dustbringer12

At the end of Warbreaker, there is a moment when the God King starts awakening objects, using the ability granted to him by the 6th heightening to instinctively awaken objects. The whole palace turns white and the Pahn Kahl people think it is an earthquake. Bluefingers goes back to killing Siri, looking away, when the cloths burst into the room. The God King says, "You will stop!" and the text says Bluefingers looks up, seeming dumbfounded. How possible is it that this is some sort of command that the God king is instinctively using to stop Bluefingers?

@Le Sigh

https://wob.coppermind.net

Edit: I don't have the link to that specific wob, but you can search for it

" *Sodium bookies explode?  I thought Sadeas and Odium would get along because they deserve each other."  Jeiried then remembers that he was going to reread WoR, and activates a secret passage on one of the bookshelf walls, entering a reading room, and leaving Le Sigh hanging in his quest to disembowel Jeirid and see what he is made of inside (or so Jeirid thinks).

* - Goto this page, and this page for the birth of bookies and of sodium bookies

Jeirid throws a sodium bookie

Jeirid stands up, taking an offensive stance and summoning his awkwardblade.  "That name . . . Rubikscube . . . is not the name I go by, because it makes no sense in this reality.  For bringing up that dichotomy I will not show you what I'm made of!"

He hesitates.  "Though it's mostly water, if you're curious."

"Sorry," Jeirid says again, mortified.  He climbs off, and proceeds to hide in the corner with his third copy of Way of Kings and a random bookie.

Jeirid looked up at Le Sigh's question.  "It has something to do with the night's special meditation form called Awkward Pause. We -- " 

He cuts off as Edgerunner spoke the ideal of awkwardness filling with Booklight (see pg. 23 for a refrence.  Yes, I read through the first 23 pages [for the second time] before posting. . . ).

"There's another knight awkward there," he said, pointing at edgerunner.  Then, he notices he is in the fireplace, and yelps, jumping out of the flame, stumbling into Le Sigh.  

"Sorry," he mumbles.

". . . I shall be the doom of the Knights Awkward."

Jeirid looked up, "Doom? I thought we ordered waffles!  Also, if I choose to be here, is it really enslavement. . ."

Then, pondering the nature his own question, he walks into the blazing fireplace on accident.  His hair proceeds to combust awkwardly, as he ponders the nature of doom.

Edit: He himself seems to be fireproof

Your charm roll gets two threes, three twos, four ones, and one nudge.  The irregular pattern is slightly awkward, but has a nice result.

On 4/16/2017 at 7:50 PM, CarolaDavar said:

Have fun doing that! (I have heard Necromancy induces awkwardness, so if you want to try that you can. .  .)

On 4/17/2017 at 0:06 AM, Mistrunner said:

Mistrunner nervously nods, remembering the horribly cringy posts she used to make. "Exercise caution," she warns.

I will see you on the other side.  Probably.

19 hours ago, Mistrunner said:

Mistrunner reflexively grabs the fire extinguisher.

Not that kind of thing - though that would be kinda fun.  I am going to read through every forum on the shard. And maybe go insane in the process.

I have decided to do a both wonderful and terrible thing.

@Alvron Thanks!

I am on kindle, and cannot tell how tall my signature is.  Is it too tall?

sadness!   Good job 17th shard.

I want to change my vote to the assassin, but If I change my vote now, it will be a tie.

1 hour ago, The Young Bard said:

Come to the Dark Side, Arinian...

We have... cookies.

...That phrase gains a whole new meaning on the Shard, doesn't it?

I already have spikes cookies though.  Also, sorry to be predictable, but I can't help it.  bard.

@Exalted Dungeon Master Nice! I play 5e and watched a one shot of 3.5e.

@CarolaDavar This is a nice clock if you don't mind military time.  I made it myself - it is a whole 4 lines of code.

@Exalted Dungeon Master What editions do you play?

23 hours ago, Alvron said:

Yeah, right.  I call Chulldung on that.  I actually am a member of the Autonomites and you are not one of us.

21 hours ago, I_am_a_Stick said:

Alv claims to be a Autonomite and accuses Bard of false claiming.

14 hours ago, Doc12 said:

3. Your claiming Autonomite is immediately dispelled by Alvron, who calls you out on it.

A side which another claimed Autonomite has said he's not on. So yes, I'm hoping you respond to this, Bard. 

Secondly, Drought and Dalinar are posting again! Nice. Drought exchanges some words with Arinian about inactivity, and comes up with a vote for Arinian based on his self-declared crackpot theory,

11 hours ago, Aonar Faileas said:

 Solid. (Because Alv is obviously Auto.)

Just to back this up, I can prove without a shadow of a doubt that Alv is aligned with Autonomy: I was Autonomy's champion for a cycle, autonomy told me that Alvron was on his side and Alvron confirmed. While I have no real idea about The Young Bard's claim, he is almost definitely lying about Autonomous alliance.

Edit :

Vote Count:

TheYoungBard (8): Elenion, Assassin in Burgundy, Arinian, Alvron, Araris Valerian, Doc12, Aonar Faileas, RubiksCube

Arinian (1): DroughtBringer

Elenion (2): Sart, TheYoungBard

Doc12 (1): Dalinar Kholin

@Sart I'm having a harder time voting this game because I am not entirely certain whom I should be voting for.  I am feeling a little paranoid since one of the people on my planet was a vessel of Odium, and I trusted Lopen.  I'm not sure who is aligned with whom at all anymore.

1 hour ago, Elenion said:

Rubiks: I'm not sure why I had a village read on him before. Maybe due to low activity. Suspiciousness: 5.

What is it that makes you suspicious of me?

1 hour ago, Seonid said:

1 hour ago, Seonid said:

It is. And it is possible for Autonomy to convert a Vessel that has passed their Shard.

Won't let me type outside of this. Thank you, though.

@Seonid I was going through the rules, and I was wondering, since Autonomy cannot convert shards, is it possible for a shard to passed to a converted?

Vote count:

Magestar (2) : theYoungBard, Araris Valerian

Lopen (3) : Elenion, arinian, alvron

Elenion (3) : lopen, kasmir, magestar

@TheMightyLopen, for the record, I don't think you're lying.