HoidianSlip

Casually gestures to the man who claims to have eaten a chasmfiend for breakfast. I am here to help make connections in unlikely places.

I assume its because they are giant mutant crab things! Regular sized crabs already look at me like they know they can take me in a fight. I'd hate to tempt fate by burning good resources and raw manpower grappling a behemoth to the ground so I can have my daily morning staple. Really, bravo.

Color me intrigued! I also hear you're the man who ate a chasmfiend for breakfast.

Aww, and here I was thinking maybe it might grow something if I set the time for long enough... c'est la vie!

Unfortunately, my darling, my skull is firmly lodged in its place for the time being. I dont know how flexible Kandra are at a good layaway plan, but if you're doing rainchecks, by all means, come knocking on my door again! Hello! I believe I've seen you on the cosmere chatrooms via tumblr, though I'm not sure if we ever were in the room at the same moment in time! KingCharon, if we're sharing tumblrs!

Boom! Most excellent, on both regards! Question about the cookie. Would it, or would it not, be within the boundaries of my personal health if I microwaved the hemalurgic cookie?

Is even though I claim to abhor them, I use them incessantly. Like an uncontrollable urge, when the opportunity arises, one must step up to the plate and feel an equal measure of pride and embarrassment for having taken the leap. Mostly pride, though, if we're being honest. Hello! My name is Ash. I'm actually no stranger to the 17th Shard, Sanderson's books, or even cosmere chat logs. Save for maybe some small details (I'm currently reading Bands of Mourning, but I'm like a barnacle to spoilers), I'm caught up on most cosmere related stories! I'm very fond of making fanart for the fandom, and chatting when my internet deems me worthy of its connection. I've just been very, very shy and easily startled by large, invisible spaces like forums. I'd like to, however, change that!