Hope

Not to keep stabbing the zombie but...

I preordered Bands with Calamity, and decided to have it ship in one shipment because I'm a cheapskate. Of course this means I have to wait like a month for it to arrive.   (conveniently giving me time to reread the original trilogy and the first two Reckoners books)

*gasp* A Splatoon fan?   You, sir, are one of my new best friends. 

 

Welcome! I would give you a starting upvote, but I've already reached my quota for the day.

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Splatoon is the best, one of the few standout games on the wii u unfortunately. I don't think I'd trust a Lift Bookie tbh, I don't think her hygiene is quite up to par with that of normal people. But you never know. Thanks for the welcome!

Yes, i agree. There are Dangerous ways (My favorite), Safe ways, and "Safe" ways. But if you dont mind giving me your breath...

I choose the safest "nonexistent" way. 

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That was the Splatoon theme, if you couldnt tell.

 

Anyway, welcome to the shard, while I am part of the cookie distributors there are safer ways to do science. Like, I dont know, have a couple breaths and go crazy.

Thanks! I appreciate the sentiment lol. I'd rather not become a science experiment, so it seems avoiding the cookies that pervade this part of the forums is essential. 

So? They are fantastic. We also have non metallic cookies. But those tend to be cancerous.

I don't like getting tangled up in the strings attached to innocent looking cookies. 

Hello, Would you like a welcome cookie? Its nice and sparkly. 

Nah I'll refrain, I've heard the cookies around here contain metal. 

Hey guys I go by Hope, and I'm a huge fan of Brandon as I'm sure we all are.

I was shopping around on Amazon one day and noticed there was a sick deal on the Mistborn trilogy, it had pretty good reviews so I decided to pick it up. I instantly got hooked, and have read Elantris, Warbreaker, The Emperor's Soul, Stormlight 1 & 2, The Rithmatist, Steelheart, and Firefight since. It's pretty rare for me to like everything that an author / artist puts out, so it was pretty surprising to me that very much enjoyed pretty much everything Brandon has written!

I'm not exactly new to forums in general, but I am to this one so I hope to enjoy my stay!