Hydra

Kothar accepted the coin. "It's quite simple really. I don't have a story." he said, leaning against the bar and popping a stick of gum into his mouth. "I struggle with an intense long term memory loss, so I can't remember more than a few years in the past." He looked over to the old sign above the door to the back room. It read "Root Beer Bar". He continued saying, "I have been across many of the worlds in the cosmere. Could be all of them, I just can't remember."

Kothar filled Rashan's mug to the brim and set it in front of him before moving to fill the mugs of a few more people who had entered. "You can never be too careful." he deposited a few coins into his register, "Heh. I would enjoy seeing people who have had experiences like my own. They would be sensible people. Some of the time."

QUICK! Catch him before he destroys the world and everything in it!!!

Kothar gave him a flat look. "Its the alleyway. Who doesn't have some form of investiture or another? To display it openly however is an easy way to have people know your weaknesses." he motioned toward the mug in front of Rashan. "Another drink?"

"Agreed." Kothar said, grabbing a few more mugs as some NPCs walked in. "Its not the murder or usefulness that I have qualms with. Its what it does with your mind. Anyone who has been on the wrong side of it deserves a few drinks now and then." He poured out drinks to the newcomers before continuing. "The name is Kothar, how about you?"

Kothar caught the coin. Taking the mug from Rashan, he started filling it again. "Hemalurgy. The darkest of the metal arts. The world would be a better place without it." he said in an even tone before handing the mug to Rashan again. "Then again, the alleys wouldn't exist without it, so there is a small thing I like about it. What 'bout you?"

Kothar gave him curious look as he took the mug and poured the sweet concoction into it. "My my. What a sudden and straightforward question. Why do you ask?" he said calmly while putting the stopper in the keg. He handed Rashan the mug.

Kothar was taken a bit back by the sudden entrance. "That is gonna be a no on the wine i'm afraid" he said, moving around the counter "The stuff is expensive. The hardest I have right now is ruby." He grabbed a mug and set it in front of Rashan. "Do you want that or some of our signature root beer?"

A man from a time long past stepped up to a building that dated even himself. A strong sweet scent poured itself from inside. He made his way inside, moving past tables and chairs which had been mangled. He looked to the far wall, the 4th wall, and smiled at how new it looked. Amazing how it repaired so fast after... it cracked again. He turned and made his way behind the counter, reaching under and grabbing a handful of what he came for: root beer flavored strawberry gum. Pocketing the gum, he walked through the swinging doors back outside, taking one last look at the sign which hung over this once beloved place. "Root Beer Bar" As he walked away something made him stop. He turned back and reached up, grabbing the sign. Yanking it from over the door, he made his way into a nearby alley. He could bring life at a new venue. Not too long after: The man was tired of moving. So much of it. And now, he had finally decided to stop moving. He walked down from the top floor of his newly purchased building onto the main floor. Booths along the walls of the place were areas people could talk in quiet. The rest of the open space was full of round tables and chairs, ready for people to use. It had taken him awhile to get it all, but he could finally open the place. The floorboards were silent as he moved to the window and flipped the little sign in the window. Open for business at last.

This has been a constructive conversation. While I do admire the DA for trying, I really do like what TUBA has to offer, namely; the ability to speak in a forthright manner about its dealings and goals. And so, I will be joining TUBA with these oaths: I swear on my reputation and Adonalsium that I will not reveal secrets that I may come to learn through whatever means, that I will not put substances in baked goods that have no place being there, and that I above all will uphold the guild's goals and precepts to the best of my ability.

hmmm. what goes on over there that doesn't happen over here?

What does it take to join TUBA? I am rather interested in joining. I even have an Idea for a branch that would be a lot of fun!

Yes it is spiked, but not in the way you think. Specifically, it is a miles hundred lives cookie(as in, it grants feruchemical and alomantic gold). Bought it a looong time ago but strangely, its still fresh. I think they are rare or something

I came to check out the party going on in here and also to figure out what to do with a cookie I got awhile ago.

Hello! How is it going around here?

Thank you! Oh honored leader who has honor and leads us, I give you thanks

I too have met the requirements be performing as the requirements have been said.

Judging by your answer, I'd say you are the first picture kind of science.

Did you just necro the tautology club thread which has been dead and you just posted

Wait wait. Which kind of science?

Hello! What goes on in these parts?

So im guessing that I need to join one of the many factions first? or can I participate without joining any of the dark alleyway guilds?

They started an RP?!? That sounds fun! where can I find rules or more info about it?

I joined back in January of 2016 and was active for little less than a month before going inactive. Just coming back and, as a result, I have absolutely no idea what the heck is going on. The DA grew? The inactivity plague? I have a lot of catching up to do. Can anyone link me to stuff I can read so I can reintegrate myself into the community?

How about i trade you for the cookie? i have 3 and 136 800ths of a melon,a horse with hepatitis named susan, and a bear chewing rootbeer flovoured gum made of baby. and a half drunk gonzo gulp. Is it a deal?