Darkness Ascendant

http://www.dawn.com/news/693101 If only we hired a carriage on that train, not on some shoddy third class rail But they should be spending the money on cleaning the damnation cities

That's mad! Pakistan's new first class trains have AC! and on board Buffet!

I slept in the house and found nothing

Oh yeah, I should mention I will be heavily inactive in SE

We have cookies and cream smoothies as well!

*rubs hands vigorously* These are "extended" family problems, and JUST HAPPEN to be on my father's side. Funny how my mothers side is great, anyway So my dad has 3 brothers and a sister. And theirs like a clash between them. My dad is pretty rich, so he tries to help the others out, but they keep "betraying" him, and "doing things" behind his back. His brother Munaver has been living in one of his houses here in Gulshan for a fair bit, but this particular house is also partially owned by his brother Altaf. Altaf and his wife, are, according to my father <redacted> which is funny cos I think of him the same way. So, Munaver is living in Dad's portion of the house, but is in fact paying the rent to Altaf instead of my dad. Munaver also happens to live with my grandmother, dad's father who is caught in the crossfire and happens to listen more to Altaf, and If I judge him by his children, must be a great guy. Dad hates it that his mother doesn't listen to him and is "In Altaf's pocket". He always brings up stuff like organising and paying for her daughter's marriage, but not being invited to the marriage itself, and how he is always taken for granted blah blah blah. Dad likes his little temper tantrums, which always end up with.....bad stuff, but this time, two days ago, he snapped and yelled at Munaver's family and his mother for a solid half hour, and delivered an ultimatum, that he was going to kick them out of the house if they don't leave first or Altaf says that they will stay in his portion. He told his mother never to show her face to him again etc etc and I was kinda just sitting there. So yeah. But on the bright side, my cousin Waqas is getting married tomoz, so we're gonna be going on a 12 hour train ride to Sadi Kabbad where his soon to be wife lives for the ceremony. Wait, I forgot to mention the death rate, the disease and the fact that I will be there for 12 hours plus with the very cousins I'm attracted to Shouldn't be too bad, I have a nazgul ponification to do!

And so the hunt continued.

Well, um technically it means brother of the mother, but we're all close XD Thanks both of you! 4 storming days, WHEN DID I GET SO DEPENDENT TO THIS SITE??? Can somone ask about the family problems

Zoolander

I have been Shard derived I think I'm going into withdrawal. Oh, and I am attracted to my cousins 0_0 Oh, and I got food poisoning, stupid Pakistani food. Oh, my older cousins are all getting married and having kids nowadays, so I'm an uncle :/ or Mammu to be more precise. Oh, and our family problems have escalated thousandfold.

None of you guys know the amount of messed up shizzle is in that movie do u all?

3 years ago. It's still the same, but it's alot different as well. Thing is, Pakistan is a pov country, so noone can afford the real stuff anyway

Lessie had 4 spikes, 4 spike, 4 spikes, Lessie had 4 spikes, and then she had 3! Lessie had 3 spike, 3 spikes, 3 spikes Lessie had 3 spikes and then she had 2! Lessie had 2 spikes, 2 spikes, 2 spikes Lessie had 2 spikes and then she had 1!

fake tiger skin of course. Pakistan is full of fake crem. Dad says their "rejected" merchandise, which had a fault or two in production. Things have changed so much O_o

Patji is my friend.

I thought of it as hitler reloading the gun he used to kill himself with. Oh the usual, shirts, fake nike shoes, tiger skins.

I saw a store called Hitler Reloaded, here in Pakistan :/ heh. Reloaded...XD

Ok, finally set here in Pakistan. Time to get down to some SE now (who cares about holidays amirite?) -------------------------- "What did I miss?" asked Billy, waking up. EDIT: How dis Kas die?

@TwiLyghtSansSparkles I'm definitely drawing a ponified Nazgul now XD

ah sorry, it's been more than six months so I thought most people would know. You can't exactly come to a general brandon discussion and not expect spoilers tho.

Rabbit hole? More like void

Happy Shardsversary @Oversleep!

pretty sure people aready use it XD I know I have

Sometimes I act weird. My friends notice, and ask what the hell I'm doing so I tell them I mixed up my essence marks again. They never understand.

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