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  1. Generally the point of a conversion is that things change. Such as, a win con. So you're telling me that there is a faction out there that gets a convert every 2 cycles, lets people keep their win cons, and can kill people but only if they out one of their players. See, maybe two of those things might have worked together, but the fact that this Jeskeri faction is fine about talking about themselves after Rae (who is suspicious) talked about the faction? Nu-uh. You don't exist.
  2. Alright. Before you guys go rushing off on this chain of logic. I'll say some stuff for you, just to like keep in mind ya know? Cause I'm Neutral, and it's funny to see how you're being played. 1. That slip-up? Most likely on purpose. It's one of those things where you have someone you wanna keep secret so you pretend to accidentally say their gender, but it's really the wrong one on purpose. Happens all the time. 2. We know that Elodin is trying to speak for these mysterious convert roles. They might not even exist. He might be an elim, making it alright for you guys to die. Oh, and Elenion might be an elim and in on it as well. 3. If these convert roles exist, why is no-one wondering if Elenion, the guy who has already said is fine with being converted and killing everyone, has already been converted? 4. And I'll bring this up again 'cause it's fun to think about based on the last 2 points. Elenion's chain of information where he is giving out orders? Jeez, totally not someone converting others. Totally not a charismatic cult leader who can influence votes either. 5. These are all like really basic thoughts, honestly all three of you are more suspicious now just for taking everything on the surface. What did Kelsier say in that one book? 6. For crying out loud Elenion, why would the Jeskeri (if they even exist) act with the town all the time because we supposedly know one of their members who might die? It's not like the Jeskeri can add to their ranks, can they? 7. I'm excited to see what happens when PMs start. I'll probably get like none again. #justneutralthings 8. That is all.
  3. Scott was getting a bit tired of the death. Death death death death death death death death death death death. That was all that was happening. He was absolutely fed up of it. The most annoying thing was death. Pain in the butt, it was. In fact, he was so annoyed that he was thinking of trying to convince the others that maybe they should leave and not kill each other! ‘Head’ looked at the death report again. It said that Scott had been stabbed multiple times in the butt. Shame that, he looked promising. Kipper never really said much. Every time he tried to say something, his mouth moved but no sound came out, until a random time later when suddenly what he tried to say would be heard. Sometimes he waited an hour, and sometimes he waited 12 hours. It was getting pretty annoying. So he tried to die to bubbles, or to digging a hole, but that never worked. So he drank loads and loads and loads and loads of water. Surprisingly, he didn’t die. Then he got stabbed. Footsteps was a very smart guy. He knew his times tables. He knew that if you died, then you were not alive. Simple stuff, but important stuff. He also knew that the people trying to kill him right now were probably going to succeed. So he gave up. It was simple. It was smart. TheMightyLopen has blacked out! He had a Squirtle. Kipper has blacked out! He had a Charmander. Sart has blacked out! He had a Squirtle. AN: Everyone get's a pie! You can use your pie to do anything you want with it, so PM the GMs about your pie if you want.
  4. Btw guys there was a slight mistake in the write up as to which dead person had which pokemon, so might wanna read who had what again
  5. So this big brother thing is scarily accurate right now, so we’re sticking with it and 48 hours later… Roger Fat (also known as Straw on a random website) was always farming. Day and Night, he’d farm and play Pokemon GO at the same time. He was a farming machine, similar to a combine harvester. Generally he had to find some straw, move some straw, put down straw, find more straw, move some straw, put down straw, find even more straw, move some straw, put down straw, then stop moving straw. There is only a finite amount of straw. Secretly and suddenly, the letter S, which was tired of being used, snuck up on the straw, and sparked a fire so that soon it would not be used. The straw was burning. Roger, shadows dancing on his face, whispered sadly, “Goodbye, straw” A lifeless corpse dropped onto the ground. Ash was one of the more interesting players. Somehow, he had become an intelligent sheep, capable of inventing many wacky gadgets and also a fan of Pokemon GO. Right now he was trialling one of his many new inventions, a flammable fireproof liquid (FFL) that would both burn and protect the user from being burnt, so that they’d look really cool. He was so confident in his invention, that he was testing it out himself on his wooly coat, but thankfully PETA had no idea that this was happening, ‘cause of the whole secret test thing. Unfortunately, PETA did have an idea what was going on. (:O An unreliable narrator!) They wanted to douse these flames with a helpful bucket of water, but the FFL had a violent reaction to the water! When the overseers went to check on Ash, they only found dinner. Underneath is a badly made parody made for SD’s death, seeing as writing for multiple deaths creatively (debatable) is a difficult challenge (Some lines are the same because they kinda work) Somebody once told me he will be the best at GO He was the sharpest tool in the shed His pokemon and belief was gonna help him rock the world No-one would be able to even stop him Pokemon start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fights Your Pokemon get strong but legs hurt So much to do so much to fight So what's wrong with taking the back gyms You'll never know if you don't go You'll never grow if you don't fight Hey now you’re a trainer get your game on, go play Hey now you're a master get the fight going get paid And all those fights might not help Only Somebody breaks the mold Cole was unfortunately not really well known for much. But he liked to fancy that he was good at anything that involved his legs. Running, jumping, sprinting, leaping. You name it, and he’s good at it. One day he dreamed of jumping so high that he could reach the clouds, and maybe even jump off them! However, right now he was in a bit of a crisis. He had jumped into a small pond. Not that bad though, he could stand up and run around in it right? So he did. He ran and ran and the sand at the bottom got moved and moved until Cole the Cloudjumper became Cole the Holedigger. The water rushed into his little hole, and Cole panicked. He ran more to get away from the problem! More water rushed in, flowing into his nostrils and mouth and blocking his airways. He tried to scream for help, but a single bubble of sound left his mouth and popped. You can guess what happened to Cole. Nonel had accepted his fate. He’d voted for himself, just like that guy who got away yesterday, and secretly hoped that at the last minute he’d be saved by some amazing storytelling. But the narrator could only do so much. The group of bloodthirsty players had only grown bigger, and multiple people screaming ‘RAWR’ and running around had been the ones to find Nonel first. They said that they had used their amazing sense of smell, but Nonel knew they had used their eyes. He was smart like that. One man stepped out of the group, and placed his hands around Nonel’s neck. They gazed into each others eyes, almost lovingly, but not because one was about to kill the other. “Know that I will personally make sure that you die, and that you do not come back.” Nonel only nodded slightly, knowing that there would be no way of getting out anyway. He only tensed slightly as more and more pressure was applied to his neck. There was no pleading. No begging. No mercy. Just Silence and Contemplation. Two ideals often meeting at the same time, and changing many people’s minds. Nonel went limp. Nonel’s nostrils moved no more. He had died, but everyone knew that his death had changed the way that the players would play the rest of the test. Only Nonel did not know, for death had blissfully taken him away into wherever the dead go. Straw has blacked out! He had a Bulbasaur. AliasSheep has blacked out! He had a Charmander. TheSilverDragon has blacked out! He had a Bulbasaur. cloudjumper has blacked out! He had a Charmander. Elenion was ganged up on! He had an Arbok!
  6. 24 hours have now passed, in the Big Brother household… ‘Head’ looked down at his daily report, which started with the great news. There had been multiple deaths reported, including Elthena, Nobody and Eol. While they had well, died playing Pokemon GO, the information they got from the battles was amazing! For example, Elthena had unexpectedly been having a bubble bath, and then expectedly died as the bubbles congealed together and forcefully held her down into the depths of a bath tub. She had tried to fight it, but unfortunately bubbles were fortunately tough enough to take down someone stuck in a bathtub. If you haven’t got it yet, Elthena had died. In a Bathtub. By Bubbles. This exaggeration should be enough by now, yes? Oh, there were plenty of others. Nobody had too much whipped cream, and suffocated when the cream just simply would not move at all. Who knew Pokemon GO could have this much influence on the world? Even Eol had died! He had just simply combusted though, I can’t try to make up something funny for every death. Don’t know what you were expecting really. How long do you think these write-ups take? My wit can only be so dry or wet or whatever. Now, ‘Head’ had lied to you. The most interesting bit of the day by far was when multiple players took it upon themselves to lynch the crazy guy that voted for himself. The group only had to catch up to Poke Ranger Joe to kill him, and at first glance it seemed like Joe was doomed. However, (and you’d only notice this with advanced CCTV) Joe was slowly shrinking, smaller and smaller, sprinting faster and faster, and getting ahead. His skin slowly started to turn, as if by magic, into gingerbread. “Run, run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me. I’m the Gingerbread Man!” And with that exclamation, Joe had successfully ran away from the lynch. Elbereth has blacked out! They had a Charmander. zas678 has blacked out! They had a Squirtle. Eolhondras has blacked out! They had a Bulbasaur. Alvron was ganged up on, but survived! AN: Short write-up I know, but I'm kinda busy and I hope it's still entertaining enough for you peeps Busy making cakes for charity!
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