THE Hot Herdazian

Hey gancho! Haven't been aquianted with Mistborn yet? Once you do it will make a little more sense. In the meantime, if you find yourself hungry, stop by sometime and grab some of my cousin's famous NON-soulcast chouta with me (and the only thing you'll find it spiked with is extra protein). I'll even throw in an autographed photo for free! Yours truly, THE Hot Herdazian

Indeed it is chouta!! Thank you Mistrunner. The life of a Herdazian supermodel can make it difficult to keep up with grammer and spelling. Have an up vote from the most beautiful Herdazian to ever grace the Cosmere. Yours truly, THE Hot Herdazian

I have heard that cookies on this site are dangerous Fatebreaker....besides, CHOUDA is good for the muscles and soul. Cookies (unfortunately) wouldn't allow me to maintain my God-like physique. Thank you for the greetings Gancho! Hope to see you around! Yours truly, THE Hot Herdazian

Hello Lady Eowyn! And thank you! I would quote your post but my computer won't allow it.... But anyways, yes indeed I do know Lopen. He's one of my cousins!!! In fact he is my favorite person in all of Roshar. Below I've linked a forum discussing favorite scenes from the Stormlight Archive. I have it linked to my PERSONAL favorite, a scene which, IMHO (in my Herdazian opinion) PROVES that Lopen is the real hero!!: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/32731-favorite-stormlight-archive-scene/?p=284542 Yours truly, THE Hot Herdazian

Hey there skaa! Glad to see there are fans of Herdazian supermodels out there!There have been Herdazian models that use nail polish before although that fad is slightly outdated. Personally, I find a clear sheen polish amplifies my already pristine crystalline nails rather than covering up the natural perfection. In regards to sparkflickers, I haven't personally tried to use one with nail polish on...may try this soon. I do not make it a secret that I enjoy a bit of bling from time to time, mostly necklaces made up of leftover shardplate pieces that I collect after defeating shardbearers in wrestling matches while wearing nothing but compression shorts for myself (so as not to cover my glorious physique). You do make a valid point though that my nails are quite sufficient for adornment and I find nothing wrong with going for the simple beauty look many times. Thank you for your up votes and patronage, we must get some protein-packed chouda sometime. Yours truly, THE Hot Herdazian

Here's my favorite: "Meanwhile, Lopen and the other Herdazians were back at camp pumping some iron and getting a glorious sweat-sheen swole worked up. As Lopen counted his 18th one-armed pull-up, he couldn't help but sense something was amis. 'Hey cuz!' He yelled to one of his companions. 'I'm gettin the feeling that something ain't right with gon. He's up at the king's palace and I'm thinkin we should go check up on him.' As he dropped his muscular bod from the pull-up bar, his sense of foreboding grew suddenly. 'Cmon guys! No time to put our shirts back on, we gotta go pronto!' With that, the glistening troop of Herdazians rushed off. Barely panting, due to their incredibly conditioned physical conditions, the group neared the palace. They could hear shouts from within. 'I knew something was up' said Lopen. 'Onward!' With that, they stormed in to the castle and followed the sounds of a fray. Finally, they arrived at a terrible scene: a figure in flowing white garb with a shardblade was amidst a fight with Kaladin, Dalinar and Adolin. Lopen stood, frozen for a split second. Quickly, he began to sprint down the hall, he knew what to do. He gracefully bounded through the air with a mighty shout, each rippling muscle right beneath his glistening skin showing every sinew of muscle. 'This is Herdaz!!' He shouted as he threw a muscular leg at the assassin who was just about to swing his blade down on Dalinar. With a sickening crunching sound, the assassin in white screamed and flew backwards, thrown by the hulking physique of the one-armed stud. He plummeted out the odd hole that had been cut into the wall and was never sseen again. 'Lopen!' Said Kaladin in surprise. 'You're a hero!!' Said Dalinar. Dazed, he got to his feet. 'That, that was incredible' he said, obviously distracted by the troop of glistening, muscular Herdazians before him. 'No need to thank me gon' replied Lopen, 'just doing what a one-armed Herdazian can.' That scene just really got to me. Inspired me to lay off the chouda and get myself in shape. I owe the fact that I became the Hot Herdazian to that scene. Truly inspirational.

I have arrived! The super-sexy, always down for some chouda and a pint, supermodel Hot Herdazian!! I am honored to allow you all to bask in the radiance that is the Herdazian race and I am thrilled to have joined such a devoted group of individuals who work tirelessly to expand and explain the writings of the great head-gancho himself: Mr. Sanderson! Can't wait to get to know some of you and explore what the 17th shard has to offer. I congraduate those of you who shall go down in history as being among the first to up-vote this delectible piece of Herdazian flesh!!! Furthermore, should any of you wish to learn more of my illustrious race I shall be happy to sedate your curiosity. Shout out to all my Herdazian cousins! I know you're out there and cannot wait to be reunited with you all. Yours truly, THE Hot Herdazian

For some reason I just can't help but picture Lopen as a total stud: rock solid abs, perfect pecs, bulging biceps (er um I mean bicep), flowing, beautiful locks of golden hair and a Zoro-like mustache. And for some reason all he wears is a banana hammock. Mmm