July

I know exactly how we will collect the emotions from others. Phoenix pulls out a sewing machine and some left over steel forks from his last meal. We will use this sewing machine and create sweaters with infused cookies! Looks around and realizes that he does not have any cookies. With the current lack of cookies we shall use these forks instead. We will then hand out our sweaters to people and have the Granny devour their soul and steal their emotions. After all don't Grannies make sweaters?

Then the deal is made. We will give Granny Hoid all of the fear and resentment many people feel towards some of your cookies.

The amount of cookies will depend on how much you charge for one of your famous cookies.

I would like to purchase the zinc enhanced cookies.

Mistrunner of Chouta and the Shardspoon you are now an official convert to Granny Hoid. Many may think that Granny Hoid is a being of pure evil, but it is not. Granny Hoid is the salvation to your day to day struggles. All who give their soul to the Granny will live on through the Granny.

Sign here saying that you will give your soul and struggles to Granny Hoid x___________________________________________________ Sign here saying that you will not sue Granny Hoid because it devoured your consciousness x___________________________________________________

Fear not what Granny Hoid will do to you. Granny Hoid is only doing what is best for the Cosmere. If you pledge allegiance to Granny Hoid now we can squeeze an appointment in with Granny Hoid sometime next Tuesday.

Thank you Galerider for sacrificing your soul and struggles to Granny Hoid. Your name will forever be engraved into the wall of the soulless. Galeriders last words before he gave his soul to Granny Hoid were: "That's not Hoid... That looks like a grandma who had had a fat transplant from a walrus having an allergic reaction to the food Hoid is cooking for the Illuminati while wearing a gardening hat with tassels." "I enjoyed it. 10 out of 10 would do it again" Everybody thank our first sacrifice, I mean volunteer, for giving their soul and struggles to Granny Hoid.

What do you have that brings out the soul?

Hey DA members want an alience? Granny Hoid is interested in your spikes cookies.

Sign here saying that you will give your soul and struggles to Granny Hoid x___________________________________________________ Sign here saying that you will not sue Granny Hoid because it devoured your consciousness x___________________________________________________

Yes, but in Southern Scadrial they have mechanized metallic arts according to WoB

Give up your soul to Granny Hoid. (It's for a good cause)

That depends on when the shard came to Scadrial. If it came after TLR, Vin, and Kelsier ascended, then it would no have interrupted the power struggle between Ruin and Preservation. Sazed probably knows about this other shard, but has not mentioned it yet (Yes, it does seem a little far fetched now).

This theory is trying to prove that there is a third shard (other than Ruin and Preservation) on Scadrial. Important Information: Southern Scadrial has Metalic Arts, but they use them in a more mechanical way. Feruchemy is the mix between the shards Ruin and Preservation. Before the Lord Ruler's ascension feruchemy was genetically based and not mechanically based. Allomancy was extremely rare and genetically based and not mechanically based. Hemalurgy was used by some religions and not mechanically based. The Lord Ruler split the population of Scadrial and made the Southern and Northern People. The Southern People now have "mechanical metallic arts". How is This Possible? Answer One: Preservation tweaked the system (possibly when he added the god metals) This could be a possibility, but that would also mean that the Northern Peoples could learn to build something like what the Southern People have. Over the centuries that followed Sazed's ascension nobody has found out about this mechanical metallic art. Answer Two: A Third Shard I believe that there is another shard on Scadrial (when the shard came, I don't know). Feruchemy is not based on one shard, but on the mix of Ruin and Preservation. I think this is what the mechanical arts are. They are a mix of the shards Ruin, Preservation, and a third shard. Summary: At some point, probably after the Lord Ruler's ascension, came another shard that brought "mechanical" investure. Over the thousand years of the Lord Ruler's rain the shard blended its powers with the metallic arts, creating the Mechanical Metallic Arts. The Shards Name: Innovation Shard

Yes, join and allow Granny Hoid to devour your soul.

Welcome to the clan of the Granny Hoid. Together we will follow the Granny and worship its every move. Nobody shall have the investure to stop the ultimate being. Give up on your day to day struggles and join the clan of Granny Hoid. Members: Head: Granny Second in Command: Phoenix Lead Worshiper: Galerider (Currently Not Available do to soulless reasons) First converted: Quiver Converted Members: Mistrunner The Wall of The Soulless Galerider GRANNY HOID IS COMING FOR YOUR SOUL!