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  1. ChullRider
    P.S. It was very hard translating this from the Parshendi language, let alone writing down all of their singing while watching them kill Alethi, and Alethi killing them. Made me a little oozy.
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    Recently, after thinking about the lyrics of the Christmas song "Jingle Bells" I payed specific attention to one line: "Oh what fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight!" And so I thought, "Hey! SING A SLAYING SONG tonight! The Parshendi sing while they kill!" And so I sought the opportunity to make a parody of this classic Christmas song. Here was the result: Parhsendi Plateau Assault Written by ChullRider To the tune of "Jingle Bells" Sang by the Parshendi ---------- Dashing on Plateaus Preparing to slay O'er the Plains we go Killing all the way! Singing Creepily Making Spirits Grim What fun it is to run And sing a Slaying song to them! --Chorus-- O! Alethi! Alethi! Please prepare to DIE! Oh what fun it is to kill all of the Ale----THI! Alethi! Alethi! Please prepare to DIE! O, what fun it is to kill all the Alethi! ----------- And unlike "Jingle Bells," this one isn't festive, so you can sing it year-round! Happy caroling! ~ChullRider
  3. ChullRider
    4 Days left! Happy Birthday!
  4. ChullRider
    Granted. The extension added to your bookshelf is rickety, terribly quality, and is practically broken. I wish I had the hard cover copy of Words of Radiance.
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    Brandon Sanderson's birthday is coming up on the 19th of December (6 Days from now).I think we should celebrate that. Happy Birthday, Brandon Sanderson! I hope you like the digital chocolate cake I found on Wikipedia!
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    Hello! My favorite invertebrate would probably be the squid, I prefer sitting on large rocks over forests during the night (that sounds amazing, but I don't have any forests nearby). Open fields are nice because their rather simple, you see, their plain. (My, my, I've been growing a reputation for terrible puns. At least outside of the 17th Shard. Maybe I should transfer some of my Punning Power to this forum. Users of the 17th Shard, beware. I am adding my inADDequate puns to the forum. Muahahahaha.) I also like chulls, and I would love the be a full Shardbearer or a Soulcaster. I Adding to the "madness" (***) aforementioned by Ookla The Belated, I have one question: Do you like to eat cake frosting straight from the container? I do. Quite delicious.Along with sub sandwiches. Those are also DELIcious. Muahahaha. Yes, here on the 17th Shard, we are indeed quite mad! Personally, I like it that way. Makes things more interesting. ***Why, just look at all these terrible puns in one post! There could certainly be more, but yes, we are quite mad here. Muahahahaha.
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    Granted. You now have a very bad reputation for being around whenever something bad happens. I wish I had the ability to make fictional things real, and at my demand while also controlling them. (Ex. Shardblade = Real!)
  8. ChullRider
    Oh! OK! Thanks for clearing things up!
  9. ChullRider
    Granted. You now see the world sideways. I wish for superior knowledge while being regarded as still a nice guy.
  10. ChullRider
    I will be considered a menace to society, even though I am not. I will live my the rest of my life reading Aristotle books without sleeping, eating, and drinking any type of liquid besides bottled poison. I will cry 5 times a day, each at a random point. I will have a cold every other week. I will be a jerk for the rest of my life and everyone will regard me as, "That guy who stole my cookie when I was but defenseless child who found him/herself in a dark dangerous alleyway where that guy forced me to give him a cookie."
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    A chasmfiend cocoon has always been a little bit hard. I've never been quite sure on its looks. I'm pretty sure that it's a dome shaped grey shell-like thing, and the one that I made previously, before I was sure on what the actual looks on the cocoon were, was a green towering rectangle that came to the point at the top.
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    Stormtroopers have never been able to hit anything. Why is that? All their targets are Windrunners, of course! And lightsabers? Cleverly designed Shardblades, polished with laser block polish. If you have any Cosmere/BrandonSanderson Theories for Star Wars, post 'em here.
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    Granted. You get the cake, but being from Aperture Science, they decided to make it your least favorite flavor. And if that didn't work, they filled it with poison. I wish for the book Sixth of the Dusk. (While still being able to read.
  14. ChullRider

    Loved the old "SpongeBob" episodes. Remember the wise words: "It's not just a boulder, (sniff) it's a rock!"

    1. Kobold King

      Kobold King

      CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!!!!

    2. Kobold King

      Kobold King

      I just noticed what you did... how do you tag other members when writing status updates?

    3. Patrick Star

      Patrick Star

      Wow, I didn't even realize this was here. Wow. Also, the Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!

  15. ChullRider
    Granted. You get into a car crash after...3 days. I wish for knowledge in engineering.
  16. ChullRider
    Amazing. Thanks!
  17. ChullRider
    Granted, but right after you become Mistborn, you fall into an endless slumber which can never end. I wish for the ability to see into the future.
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    Granted, but instead of mosquitoes, you get parasites. I wish to be a scholar.
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    What ability from The Stormlight Archive would you choose? Windrunning? Soulcasting? Shardblade? Shardplate?
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    Granted. The apple pie (made by Kabsal) is filled with Backbreaker Powder. I wish to have the ability to access the Internet with my mind at will.
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    Granted, but the bacon is deadly poisoned. I wish to own a chull. Why? ....To be honest, I don't actually know why. I guess they're just cool that way.
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    Granted, but you are allergic to sushi. I wish for the ability to avoid all banes infinitely.
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    Granted, but you are incapable of eating the sushi, as you are allergic. I wish for the ability to incapable of receiving banes.
  24. ChullRider
    That's quite the similar story to mine. I started reading WoK, now I'm on the forums as of 3 days ago.
  25. ChullRider
    Stormlight Archive, would be cool, but it'd be hard to make with all the important narration in the books. Edit: Also, aren't they making a movie for Mistborn?
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