Young Bard

Yeah, I was going to say something similar to what Jofwu said - I think there's a theory out there (I don't believe it's been confirmed) that says we've only ever seen one 'line' coming from a given object because of Cognitive Realm stuff, where the object being Pushed/Pulled perceives itself as one object, so you would only be able to push-pull the object. It's a really neat idea, though - if it were some sort of elevator specifically designed to have two metal plates on the top and bottom, it might work?

Actually... how much torque would this produce? You're Pushing the top and Pulling the bottom, so my 'elevator' idea wouldn't work either (at least not one I'd want to stand on), since it would end up spinning wildly as it rises.

This is simultaneously brilliant and absolutely horrifying. 

Not so random...

Is that the Kholinar vest the Shardbearers wearing?

(Could be a coincidence as well. I don't know.)

It's little better now. No members, but it's got the April Fools "Brandon wrote Stormlight 8" thing there.

So it's merely dangerous, then?

I always imagined Kelsier as dark haired... Did I just imagine that?

EDIT: Huh. Seems I did.

These are great! Keep up the good work!

And this just happened to be uploaded by someone who calls himself "Evil_Reptile"...

What is this from exactly?

Did you choose the symbols randomly, or does that somehow actually represent the words 'Don't panic'.