Hello! New member!

[Ketek]

I have a mental image of Delightful, sitting in the middle of the Australian outback, cackling madly and frightening every dingo in a two hundred mile radius.

 

Remember kids: don't do puns.

 

can i have her shardblade she isn't using it

 

Dingo? Pfft, don't be insulting. She's scaring away even the drop bears!

 

_{Be careful she might lash out randomly if you try to take it from her, sneak in from behind, Aussies are dangerous}

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

It's disturbingly hilarious how we're watching Delightful descend further and further into madness all because of the username she chose.

You should have named yourself monarch of an obscure species of mythological fairy. There's not a lot of pun-tential for Kobold word plays.

Hahaha yes well you can't make many puns for Elsa... But frozen references

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Yes, Elsa must be rather full of herself to think she needs 8 pages for an introduction. A bit presumptuous I'd say.

I honestly didn't mean for it to go to 8 pages,

I just had a lot of questions...

[Swimmingly he/him]

HAPPINESS IS FOR THE WEAK!

Acting insane is surprisingly fun.

I know!

I don't need to feel happiness.

After all, there's a spike for that.

[Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him]

 

It's disturbingly hilarious how we're watching Delightful descend further and further into madness all because of the username she chose.

You should have named yourself monarch of an obscure species of mythological fairy. There's not a lot of pun-tential for Kobold word plays.

 

I have never had a pun made out of my username but people like kobold king who have read the wheel of time can call me a stubborn woolhead. which isn't true. at least not the the woolhead part. stubborn that i'll admit.

 

 

"Tree stumps and men, he said to Moiraine. The Two Rivers has both and one is about as likely to budge as the other."

 

and elsa I don't think it was the questions that made this thread popular. remember what I said earlier I think it is the attitude.

Edited May 8, 2014 by Matrim Bloody Cauthon

[Kobold King he/him]

I have never had a pun made out of my username but people like kobold king who have read the wheel of time can call me a stubborn woolhead. which isn't true. at least not the the woolhead part. stubborn that i'll admit.

 

You just hammered the final nail in your Cauthon.

[Awesomeness Summoned he/him]

My beard is getting really long. I think it's about time for MaTrim don't you think?

[Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him]

You just hammered the final nail in your Cauthon.

 

My beard is getting really long. I think it's about time for MaTrim don't you think?

 

you guys are hilarious I cant believe how funny you are.

[Awesomeness Summoned he/him]

Yes, we've been discussing a tour together. Perhaps we can open for Brandon's signing events?

[Kobold King he/him]

Yes, we've been discussing a tour together. Perhaps we can open for Brandon's signing events?

 

I'll tap into my cream pie stockpile. (Don't ask.)

[Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him]

im definitely not going to any signing events if that were to ever happen

[Swimmingly he/him]

We should have a 17th Shard meet up sometime, with our profile pics pinned to our shirts.

[Awesomeness Summoned he/him]

Agreed... but wouldn't it be better if we wore our profile pics as masks?

[GreyPilgrim he/him]

You mean your profiles aren't your actual faces?

[Kobold King he/him]

Agreed... but wouldn't it be better if we wore our profile pics as masks?

 

Oooh I am so doing that now.

 

And I will wear my kobold mask not only to conventions, but into town and on errands. I will never be separated from it. Kobold King will no longer be my screen name.

 

I will be Kobold King.

[Swimmingly he/him]

Because I don't like taping pieces of paper to my face

[GreyPilgrim he/him]

I'm sure I can find an actual Witch-King of Angmar mask to wear somewhere.

But... Kobold King...You're not actually Kobold King?

My life is a lie...

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

I'll tap into my cream pie stockpile. (Don't ask.)

When are Brandon's signing events?

[GreyPilgrim he/him]

When are Brandon's signing events?

 

Here is the list of events on his site.

[Awesomeness Summoned he/him]

Not sure you copied the right link Grey. @Elsa, he usually goes on book signing tours when a new book is released. I'm sure the list of signing locations will be posted on here just before Firefight is released.

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

I'm sure I can find an actual Witch-King of Angmar mask to wear somewhere.

But... Kobold King...You're not actually Kobold King?

My life is a lie...

If he's not Kobold King, Am I Queen Elsa?

[Swimmingly he/him]

Possibly. Has it occurred to you that your ice powers combined with your penchant for transforming vast swathes of terrain into steel creates tons and tons of high-conductivity surfaces that soak up all heat to the touch when brought to low temperatures? Under your reign, people are freezing in the cold metal urban maze, their body heat being leached off and sunk into the practically limitless reservoir of steel you've built.

[Delightful]

Apparently I'm not so much delightful as delirious with my supposed dingo friends so....

 

Elsa, do you want to build a snowman?

[Ketek]

Because I don't like taping pieces of paper to my face

 

Why would you need to tape paper to your face when you look like this?

[Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her]

Apparently I'm not so much delightful as delirious with my supposed dingo friends so....

 

Elsa, do you want to build a snowman?

 

Of Course I want to build a snowman!! But Its not exactly snowing here....

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