ShardBreaker he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 This is the discussion/forum/typing thingy where you can present life problems, and I'll answer them with logical, well thought out answers. They don't even have to be realistic. Want to know why llamas are better than alpacas? I can do that.(Also, everybody should know that llamas won the war of 1777 against the alpacas, making them superior in everything) Want to know the meaning of life? Sure!(OK, probably not that, but I'm trying to get a point across) But seriously, if you need advice with something in life, such as problems with a friend or so on, than ask, and I'll be happy to help.
Devout Pathian Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 Okay, I have a question: why are alpacas better than llamas?
The Forgetful Archivist he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 alpacas have 7 letters while llamas only has 6 QED
ShardBreaker he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Author Posted April 9, 2018 Alpacas are better than llamas in every way. They can be used when playing The green glass door. Their better looking. Llamas smell better. They like rutabagas, while alpacas don't. Also, they won the war of 1777 making them the rightful ruler of the animal world.
Nathrangking he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 If shalebark grows in a forest and no one sees it, how much does tallew cost in Azir?
Zelly Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 When life gives you lemons, what is best to make with them? Lemonade? Sorbet? A great marketing strategy for selling them? A deep sense of suspicion since you know there's no such thing as a free lunch? A questionable palette for considering lemons as a lunch item?
ShardBreaker he/him Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) 20 hours ago, Nathrangking said: If shalebark grows in a forest and no one sees it, how much does tallew cost in Azir? Well, I've never specifically researched Azir, but it would stay the same as it normally was, as shalebark has no effect on the pricing of tallew whatsoever. 18 hours ago, Zellyia said: When life gives you lemons, what is best to make with them? Lemonade? Sorbet? A great marketing strategy for selling them? A deep sense of suspicion since you know there's no such thing as a free lunch? A questionable palette for considering lemons as a lunch item? The simple answer is make some sort of weapon out of the lemons. The long answer is “I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your darned lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson. Edited April 10, 2018 by ShardBreaker
Devout Pathian Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 6 hours ago, ShardBreaker said: Want to know why llamas are better than alpacas? I can do that.(Also, everybody should know that llamas won the war of 1777 against the alpacas, making them superior in everything) 5 hours ago, ShardBreaker said: Alpacas are better than llamas in every way. They can be used when playing The green glass door. Their better looking. Llamas smell better. They like rutabagas, while alpacas don't. Also, they won the war of 1777 making them the rightful ruler of the animal world. Are these consistent with each other? How would Jasnah or Tindwyl respond to this? (Yes, this is serious, knowing how two great scholars would respond to this dilemma would greatly improve my own scholarship.) Also where can I find sources on the war of 1777? I must get to the bottom of this. Maybe my teacher would also like to know about the fight between the llamas and the alpacas. Wait, you wanted a Roman history paper? Well let me tell you, these are Roman Alpacas vs. the Carthaginian Llamas. Didn’t I mention thatin the paper?
ShardBreaker he/him Posted April 10, 2018 Author Posted April 10, 2018 Well, the history of llamian empire is very well hidden, as they had technology far above their time (think Wakanda if you know what that is). They don't keep their history in books, they put it on hard drives so that it can be terminated if any outsider gets their hands on it. The only way to actually learn their history is to ask a llama. Llamas today act like stupid creatures as part of their plan to overthrow the known world. There is a Llama rebellion though, who believe that the ruling government of llamas is evil. I'd talk to them if you'd like to know more about their history. 1
Devout Pathian Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 Thank you @ShardBreaker this will help me very much for my paper.
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