Google Translates Titles

[Draginon he/him]

Just like how Malinda Kathleen Reese has been doing Google Translate songs that have alternate words that are technically correct, how about giving alternate titles to all pieces of media?

Here's mine:

The Bands of Mourning= Musicians of Extreme Sadness

Mistborn= Fogbirth

Harry Potter= William Silversmith

Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians= Prison Fights the Bad Publishers

[Julio]

The Way of Kings = The Road Belonging to the Sultanate. 

Words of Radiance = Conversations About Noble Women

Warbreaker = Bloodshed Wave

 

[Draginon he/him]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer= Roids, the Twilight Killer

[Erandeni he/him]

WoA: fountain of climbing

 

[Sunbird she/her]

This pleases me greatly. Here are some of my own:

Steelheart = Alloyed Iron Core

Alcatraz vs the Shattered Lens = Island Sues the Broken Monocle

 

[Draginon he/him]

@Sunbird I was trying to think of one for Steelheart earlier but couldn't. Glad someone made one.

The Dark Tower= the Night Skyscraper

Kidnap (that new Halle Berry film)= Childsleep

Game of Thrones= Play of Seats

Kingdom Hearts= Empire Kidneys

The Cuckoo's Calling= The Clock's Phone

Power Rangers= Energy Troopers

[MightCosmere he/him]

On 8/2/2017 at 5:34 AM, Draginon said:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer= Roids, the Twilight Killer

Hahaha! This had me rolling on the floor. 

[Draginon he/him]

5 hours ago, MightCosmere said:

Hahaha! This had me rolling on the floor. 

Glad you liked it!