Hi!

[Alleb]

Hey, everyone! Name's Alleb. I'm a huge fan of Sanderson (never heard that before, I expect) and I thought I should finally introduce myself on here. So... Hi! 

Also, here's an image that perfectly describes how my interactions on this forum will go.

 

-Alleb

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

Welcome to the Shard, Alleb! Have an upvote. And take it from me, don't eat the cookies.

[Alleb]

Pfft, alrighty. Did Rock put chull dung in them?

-Alleb

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

24 minutes ago, Alleb said:

Pfft, alrighty. Did Rock put chull dung in them?

-Alleb

No, rather they have high iron content and dangerous levels of sOdium. They have a tendency to Ruin appetites.

[Alleb]

That's a terrible set of puns and you should be ashamed. 

-Alleb

[Zennix he/him]

Welcome to the Shard! Have a cookie and an upvote! 

[Alleb]

eyes cookie I was told, very specifically, not to eat these. 

-Alleb

[Zennix he/him]

46 minutes ago, Alleb said:

eyes cookie I was told, very specifically, not to eat these. 

-Alleb

Oh! Did they? They probably don't want you to gain the full 17th Shard experience. Take it from a cookie maniac like me. 

[Alleb]

narrows eyes I can feel the newbie joke here...

-Alleb

[Zennix he/him]

Hmmmm... Very perceptive. 

[Guest]

On 4/13/2017 at 6:58 PM, Hemalurgic_Headshot said:

No, rather they have high iron content and dangerous levels of sOdium. They have a tendency to Ruin appetites.

OH! I GET IT, *rim shot*