My Introduction

[Quothe he/him]

Hi everyone. How ya doin?

I`ll start by saying i`m a huge fan of Brandon Sanderson. He`s an astounding author. Every time I read any of his books i`m hooked from start to end...and then I cry myself to sleep when it`s over...

Anyway, from what i`ve seen so far this website is filled with the coolest guys/girls in the world and i`m excited to be a part of it. Seriously though, it`s intimidating how proficient you guys are at writing. Like, I had to retype a few words in this post to act cool like you guys(though i failed miserably). I even had to google up the spelling of proficient. Every time I visit posts i`m like Goddammit guys, stop being so witty and funny. 

P.S - I hope i didn`t put this post in the wrong forum

 

[marsoupial they/them]

3 hours ago, sirchesh said:

Hi everyone. How ya doin?

I`ll start by saying i`m a huge fan of Brandon Sanderson. He`s an astounding author. Every time I read any of his books i`m hooked from start to end...and then I cry myself to sleep when it`s over...

Anyway, from what i`ve seen so far this website is filled with the coolest guys/girls in the world and i`m excited to be a part of it. Seriously though, it`s intimidating how proficient you guys are at writing. Like, I had to retype a few words in this post to act cool like you guys(though i failed miserably). I even had to google up the spelling of proficient. Every time I visit posts i`m like Goddammit guys, stop being so witty and funny. 

P.S - I hope i didn`t put this post in the wrong forum

 

Hiya, sirchesh! I'm bleeder (or at least I think I am ) and I wear a lot of vests and I really geek out over guitars. 

I also give out Sanderson PDFs. (Have you read Warbreaker?)

Welcome to the Shard! Here, we try to have educated conversations on the cosmere and such but usually veer off into subjects such as baking, and each other's daily lives. 

Speaking of baking, if you are offered cookies, do not eat them. They will Ruin your life and your appetite. Trust me on this.

You seem pretty cool yourself, thanks! Just be yourself and you'll make tons of friends on here. I know I have. 

So, yeah. Welcome!

[Quothe he/him]

6 minutes ago, bleeder said:

Hiya, sirchesh! I'm bleeder (or at least I think I am ) and I wear a lot of vests and I really geek out over guitars. 

I also give out Sanderson PDFs. (Have you read Warbreaker?)

Welcome to the Shard! Here, we try to have educated conversations on the cosmere and such but usually veer off into subjects such as baking, and each other's daily lives. 

Speaking of baking, if you are offered cookies, do not eat them. They will Ruin your life and your appetite. Trust me on this.

You seem pretty cool yourself, thanks! Just be yourself and you'll make tons of friends on here. I know I have. 

So, yeah. Welcome!

Thanks for the welcoming! As a matter of fact, I am currently reading a pdf of Warbreaker! I found out that Vasher appeared in Stormlight Archive and thought, hey, why not take a gander at Warbreaker?

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, sirchesh said:

Thanks for the welcoming! As a matter of fact, I am currently reading a pdf of Warbreaker! I found out that Vasher appeared in Stormlight Archive and thought, hey, why not take a gander at Warbreaker?

Aw darn. I usually give out PDFs of Warbreaker 

It's an excellent read, for sure!

[A Secret Corner he/him]

10 hours ago, sirchesh said:

Hi everyone. How ya doin?

I`ll start by saying i`m a huge fan of Brandon Sanderson. He`s an astounding author. Every time I read any of his books i`m hooked from start to end...and then I cry myself to sleep when it`s over...

Anyway, from what i`ve seen so far this website is filled with the coolest guys/girls in the world and i`m excited to be a part of it. Seriously though, it`s intimidating how proficient you guys are at writing. Like, I had to retype a few words in this post to act cool like you guys(though i failed miserably). I even had to google up the spelling of proficient. Every time I visit posts i`m like Goddammit guys, stop being so witty and funny. 

P.S - I hope i didn`t put this post in the wrong forum

 

Would you like a cookie?

Don't worry they taste amazing?

They're free as well!

 

 

[Quothe he/him]

2 hours ago, Secrets said:

Would you like a cookie?

Don't worry they taste amazing?

They're free as well!

 

 

Thanks! Dont mind if i...

*has a flashback*

Speaking of baking, if you are offered cookies, do not eat them. They will Ruin your life and your appetite. Trust me on this.

*end of flashback*

Hmm, well, i guess ill just have one. I mean, how bad can it be?

*munches on cookie*

[A Secret Corner he/him]

Just now, sirchesh said:

Thanks! Dont mind if i...

*has a flashback*

Speaking of baking, if you are offered cookies, do not eat them. They will Ruin your life and your appetite. Trust me on this.

*end of flashback*

Hmm, well, i guess ill just have one. I mean, how bad can it be?

*munches on cookie*

Hope it tastes great!

Notice: In about five days you will start hearing voices in your head. Don't worry, this is perfectly normal.

[Quothe he/him]

Wow! Cookies that taste amazing and lets me hear voices in my head? This place is amazing!

[marsoupial they/them]

They never listen.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Oh. Good job Secrets. You beat me.

[A Secret Corner he/him]

13 hours ago, bleeder said:

They never listen.

 

6 hours ago, Dankness Ascendant said:

Oh. Good job Secrets. You beat me.

*evil laugh* To late... *evil laugh*