The Steel Inkwizishon

[Elenion he/him]

2 hours ago, Eccentric Hero said:

I don't think that's possible. My hands are not small enough and my skin isn't orange. Did you consider that I could be a lame left-wing socialist who thinks he's funny? Well, I'm not that either. Maybe I'm a witty guy who works for Hillary. But that's not true. I'm just an eccentric guy. A hero maybe, but a small one. I am... Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

Did you see that coming? If you didn't you need to improve your atium skills.

I'll admit you got me with that one. Have an upvote for making my evening.

[JUQ he/him]

2 hours ago, Eccentric Hero said:

What decision?

I was matching your reference with a different one of my own.

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

7 hours ago, The True Survivor said:

I was matching your reference with a different one of my own.

I, unfortunately, did not get the reference.

Edited October 5, 2016 by Eccentric Hero

[Jedal he/him]

How does one join the Inkwizition? Should I stab my eyes out? Eat the cookie?

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, Orderbound said:

How does one join the Inkwizition? Should I stab my eyes out? Eat the cookie?

Heres an idea, don't join the Inkwizition. Still don't understand why it's here.

[JUQ he/him]

9 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

Heres an idea, don't join the Inkwizition. Still don't understand why it's here.

That's not very nice.

12 minutes ago, Orderbound said:

How does one join the Inkwizition? Should I stab my eyes out? Eat the cookie?

Simply sign up here, young fella! Sign up for the ride of your liiiife!

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, The True Survivor said:

That's not very nice.

Simply sign up here, young fella! Sign up for the ride of your liiiife!

Your tone just  changed. lol. b4 I read you as the wizened old man with the voice of a child. Now your a child with the voice of a wizened old man

[JUQ he/him]

18 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

Your tone just  changed. lol. b4 I read you as the wizened old man with the voice of a child. Now you're a child with the voice of a wizened old man

You never know where the Spikes came from.

Edited October 6, 2016 by The True Survivor

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, The True Survivor said:

You never know where the spikes came from.

i...don't understand. Which spikes? Spikes in tone, or the other spike.

[JUQ he/him]

15 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

i...don't understand. Which spikes? Spikes in tone, or the other spike.

Better now?

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

2 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

Your tone just  changed. lol. b4 I read you as the wizened old man with the voice of a child. Now your a child with the voice of a wizened old man

 

2 hours ago, The True Survivor said:

You never know where the Spikes came from.

Dang atium ferring spikes!

[Jedal he/him]

Alright where do I sign?

[JUQ he/him]

11 hours ago, Orderbound said:

Alright where do I sign?

On this dotted line____________

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

12 hours ago, Orderbound said:

Alright where do I sign?

Don't do it. the contract will entail you to bind your soul eternally to Survivor. and become his slave! 

[Jedal he/him]

On 10/11/2016 at 3:33 AM, Dankness Ascendant said:

Don't do it. the contract will entail you to bind your soul eternally to Survivor. and become his slave! 

Do you have a better offer? I happen to be quite fond of Kelsier...

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

5 hours ago, Orderbound said:

Do you have a better offer? I happen to be quite fond of Kelsier...

The Dark Alley. 

And besides, he only claims to be the True Survivor, for all we know he's a kandra!

[Elenion he/him]

Warning! Extreme readings of guild-bias detected! 

[JUQ he/him]

Sorry, I've been inactive over the last few weeks due to, um, stuff.
The Inkwizishon is still open however.