Hello Boyz

[JUQ he/him]

So yeah, a big fan of Brandon here. I've read all of his books except Bands of Mourning and The Dark Talent. I can't really say anything about my favorite series - immediately after reading an Alcatraz book I'll decide I love pun-filled tales of Oculators breaking things, after a Reckoner's novel I'll have a sudden wish for more Epicness, after a Mistborn story I'll desire Coinshots chasing each other over rooftops, and so on.

I used to pride myself on an above-average ability to make up downright awful puns. That is, until I started reading some of the other forum posts on here. *bows* I am not worthy!

I also have a few theories, like everyone else, which I may test in the theorizing forum. However, I'll probably stay clear of those until I've finished Bands - I hate spoilers, as the person who spoiled the Red Wedding for me will attest to. Well, if he makes it out of hospital (not really).

So yeah, that's me. *bows and exits*.

[kenod]

Welcome, you can go to the theory forums, every forum except for the Cosmere Theories sub-forum has  spoiler policies, so it is either in a special sub-forum or in a spoiler tab (you can post spoilers in the Cosmere Theories sub-forum, but most people will still use spoiler tags to be nice).

like this

Further info on the spoiler policies is here:

Also, have a cookie.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

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I used to pride myself on an above-average ability to make up downright awful puns. That is, until I started reading some of the other forum posts on here. *bows* I am not worthy!

damnation. He's talking about me. Well, let's see if you survive this punishment.

[marsoupial they/them]

1 hour ago, The True Survivor said:

So yeah, a big fan of Brandon here. I've read all of his books except Bands of Mourning and The Dark Talent. I can't really say anything about my favorite series - immediately after reading an Alcatraz book I'll decide I love pun-filled tales of Oculators breaking things, after a Reckoner's novel I'll have a sudden wish for more Epicness, after a Mistborn story I'll desire Coinshots chasing each other over rooftops, and so on.

I used to pride myself on an above-average ability to make up downright awful puns. That is, until I started reading some of the other forum posts on here. *bows* I am not worthy!

I also have a few theories, like everyone else, which I may test in the theorizing forum. However, I'll probably stay clear of those until I've finished Bands - I hate spoilers, as the person who spoiled the Red Wedding for me will attest to. Well, if he makes it out of hospital (not really).

So yeah, that's me. *bows and exits*.

Welcome! 

I'm bleeder, Wearer of Waistcoats. Have you read Warbreaker yet? 

I cannot stress this enough, under no circumstances shall you eat the cookies. They will Ruin your life. 

Have some all-natural chouta, packed with vitamins, minerals, and metals. 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Oh yeah, ignore the assassins, the choirs is part of a cunning plot to kill u. The Daek Alley has sworn to defend the vulnerable, ignorant and innocent from them.

so you want a cookie?

[marsoupial they/them]

At least the Assassins In Technicolor Clothing don't steal other people's sig spoilers.

[JUQ he/him]

Just quietly, Darkness Ascendant's signature is much better done than yours

Besides, the Assassins In Technicolor Clothing don't seem nearly as cool as the Steel Inquisition would be...so you better watch out, they might getcha!

Also, I'm not touching anyone's cookies. I've seen what they do to people. Disguising a hemalurgic spike as a cookie ain't nice, y'know.

Edited September 29, 2016 by The True Survivor
Forgot something in OP

[marsoupial they/them]

43 minutes ago, The True Survivor said:

Just quietly, Darkness Ascendant's signature is much better done than yours

Besides, the Assassins In Technicolor Clothing don't seem nearly as cool as the Steel Inquisition would be...so you better watch out, they might getcha!

Also, I'm not touching anyone's cookies. I've seen what they do to people. Disguising a hemalurgic spike as a cookie ain't nice, y'know.

Signature is all a matter of personal preference; your opinion is valid.

The AITC are on pretty good terms with all the other guilds. So unless you want a guild war... 

And good call with the cookies. Have some Allomantic chouta. 19 nutritious metals all wrapped up in a fried, meat-filled bread pocket!

[Elenion he/him]

9 hours ago, The True Survivor said:

Also, I'm not touching anyone's cookies. I've seen what they do to people. Disguising a hemalurgic spike as a cookie ain't nice, y'know.

We usually have to warn the newcomers. Have an upvote for your foresight.