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Hello Sharders,

As some of you already know, my minions are abroad. @Assassin in Turquoise and @Assassin in Teal have joined the Shardic brotherhood, and are coming to wreak vengeance and theories across the land of this forum.

So, what do you do when confronted with a superior force of currently three people? The answer is simple. Join us! Simply ask and upon you we shall bestow you with a certain color that you will... I don't know... whatever we'll assign you a color. If you have a preference, put in your post asking to join us.

Join us, and we may spare you from... I don't know, whatever we're eventually going to do.

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(AiB nods regally.) Rise, Sir Assassin. From now on, you shall be known as the One who's clothing is Razzmatazz. (It's a real color, look it up!) As the first to join this guild, you shall become the Assassin's Hand, and hopefully you won't gain the same fate as Ned Stark. Go forth, good Sir, and spread the word. Assassins who look like they're from Hallendren are coming. 

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12 minutes ago, Assassin in Teal said:

What do i have to say

:ph34r:

Say "Oh good sir, you are perfect in every way. I shall upvote every one of your posts and spread the word about the greatness of Burgundy."

Or just ask if you can join. 

Edited by Assassin in Burgundy
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With a flourish, the King of Burgundy rose from his Steel Throne made out of forks, knives, and spoons. He drew his sword, Needle, and touched the kneeling assassin on both shoulders. 

"Your service is accepted," he said. "Rise, Assassin of United Nations blue."

(Again, a real color. Look it up.)

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And lo, the Assassin king fell through the skylight. "My apologies for being absent for so long. Yes, Queen Elsa Steelheart of the Great Newcago Court, The Scholars Base and the Lords of Elsa. Thy would be interested in an alliance. Thee shall be of the color Smaragdine."

Looking towards That Awkward Sanderfan, @CarolaDavar, he spoke. "You are worthy of joining this guild, and shall be National School Bus Yellow. Go forth, and spread the word."

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5 hours ago, Assassin in Burgundy said:

And lo, the Assassin king fell through the skylight. "My apologies for being absent for so long. Yes, Queen Elsa Steelheart of the Great Newcago Court, The Scholars Base and the Lords of Elsa. Thy would be interested in an alliance. Thee shall be of the color Smaragdine."

Looking towards That Awkward Sanderfan, @CarolaDavar, he spoke. "You are worthy of joining this guild, and shall be National School Bus Yellow. Go forth, and spread the word."

Elsa bowed her head in approval. "Thank you. Much appreciated."

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"They look handsome, they look smart.

They are walking works of art.

Such dazzling assassins of colors!

How I love my assassins of many colors!

They were burgundy and teal and smaragdine and razzmatazz..."

-the hit Broadway play, "Burgundy and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamassassins"

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Yay! National school bus yellow, my favorite color! (Though seriously, I need to draw this sometime(everyone give me descriptions of your characters.))

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Niara flies in through the ceiling and lands in the center of the court, streaming blue Light. She dusts herself off and then bows to AiB.
"I would like to join this guild. I will not be an assassin, but I like the color part. Preferably lighter shades of blue."

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The King jerked awake, after dozing off on his throne. "Well well well," he said. "Lighter shades of blue? Got one right here." He snapped his finger at one of his Lifeless and it scurried off. "You shall be Glaucous." The Lifeless reappeared, bearing robes of a kinda bluish-pink color. "Congratulations, Niara." He said.

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20 hours ago, bleeder said:

I wish to join this fine establishment. 

How may I go about in doing this?

The Burgundy Assassin waved a hand, and from the sky fell Xanadu-colored garments. "Thou shall be Xanadu colored, which sounds more like a Star Trek alien race then it does a color. Go forth, and spread the word, Bleeder."

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The Assassin in Xanadu donned his Xanadu robes and bowed.

"I am forever in your debt, Master Assassin. I have plenty of assass to go around."

xanadu.png

Edited by bleeder

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