Sanderson "Would you Rather"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

 

Who else would be there?

Shallan sometimes has a good one every now and then

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"I had a splinter once. It got out of hand"

She could be the equivalent of a fused?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

20 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Shallan sometimes has a good one every now and then

She could be the equivalent of a fused?

Sick

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Sick

So lets just pretend (WaT spoilers)

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Retribution wasn't careful and he died (hooray!)

And Wayne just thought, "Hey why not?" And takes Odium but pushes Honor to Marasi. Now we have an army solely consisting of terrible jokers.

What now.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Wyver said:

So lets just pretend (WaT spoilers)

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Retribution wasn't careful and he died (hooray!)

And Wayne just thought, "Hey why not?" And takes Odium but pushes Honor to Marasi. Now we have an army solely consisting of terrible jokers.

What now.

Now they spread humor across the Cosmere

First stop is gonna be Threnody cause that place is bleak

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Now they spread humor across the Cosmere

First stop is gonna be Threnody cause that place is bleak

I know nothing about it (I think its from Tress from the Emerald sea or whatever its called; ima read it a soon as I can get to B&N, the school library doesnt have brandon sanderson. A sin, I know) but Elantris could also use a bit more puns I'd say.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Wyver said:

I know nothing about it (I think its from Tress from the Emerald sea or whatever its called; ima read it a soon as I can get to B&N, the school library doesnt have brandon sanderson. A sin, I know) but Elantris could also use a bit more puns I'd say.

True

Threnody is from Shadows For Silence, it’s a novella

The planet in Tress is called Lumar

Also this is a sin of the highest order lol

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

True

Threnody is from Shadows For Silence, it’s a novella

The planet in Tress is called Lumar

Also this is a sin of the highest order lol

I mean I can kind of understand why some books arent in ther (Warbreaker, cough cough, Warbreaker)  But stuff like Elantris could be in there. But Im not here to complain about my school library; Im here to fantasize a jokefull, heavenly Wayne-ruled world.

I think Id like to live in it if i could.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

I mean I can kind of understand why some books arent in ther (Warbreaker, cough cough, Warbreaker)  But stuff like Elantris could be in there. But Im not here to complain about my school library; Im here to fantasize a jokefull, heavenly Wayne-ruled world.

I think Id like to live in it if i could.

Me too

(Also yeah I think the only BrSa book that shouldn’t be in a school library is Warbreaker)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

(The only other book they could rule out by 'reason' is The Well Of Ascension- I remember a scene where Zach or whatever his name is stabs Vin in a certain place [Spoiler alert: her breasts. It said so clearly in the book] But they have no reason to rule out Elantris or Stormlight Archive. I'ma talk to the librarian tomorrow, its time this is fixed)

*ahem* what were we talking about again? Oh yes, Wayne ruling the world.

Oh god hemalurgy makes people proficient in mad jokes

Allomancy is just different skills of impersonation.

Breaths are just "joke power"

Being a Knight radiant is the equivalent of having a Lucky Hat.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Wyver said:

(The only other book they could rule out by 'reason' is The Well Of Ascension- I remember a scene where Zach or whatever his name is stabs Vin in a certain place [Spoiler alert: her breasts. It said so clearly in the book] But they have no reason to rule out Elantris or Stormlight Archive. I'ma talk to the librarian tomorrow, its time this is fixed)

*ahem* what were we talking about again? Oh yes, Wayne ruling the world.

Oh god hemalurgy makes people proficient in mad jokes

Allomancy is just different skills of impersonation.

Breaths are just "joke power"

Being a Knight radiant is the equivalent of having a Lucky Hat.

The Reod transforms you into a world class comedian 

 

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

(The only other book they could rule out by 'reason' is The Well Of Ascension- I remember a scene where Zach or whatever his name is stabs Vin in a certain place [Spoiler alert: her breasts. It said so clearly in the book] But they have no reason to rule out Elantris or Stormlight Archive. I'ma talk to the librarian tomorrow, its time this is fixed)

*ahem* what were we talking about again? Oh yes, Wayne ruling the world.

Oh god hemalurgy makes people proficient in mad jokes

Allomancy is just different skills of impersonation.

Breaths are just "joke power"

Being a Knight radiant is the equivalent of having a Lucky Hat.

Feruchemy stores humor

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

The Reod transforms you into a world class comedian 

 

Feruchemy stores humor

And the last one...

Investiture is now "Wayne POWER!!"

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

2 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Oooooh probably a Mistborn since it has more practical applications than a Radiant

Wouldn’t you still need to buy metal tho?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

58 minutes ago, Axehound said:

Wouldn’t you still need to buy metal tho?

It’s fine I can just give myself heavy metal poisoning

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 hours ago, Wyver said:

And the last one...

Investiture is now "Wayne POWER!!"

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\

wait what are we doing?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\

wait what are we doing?

Speculating if Wayne took Odium's power and controlled the cosmere.

Y'know, nothing major.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Wyver said:

Speculating if Wayne took Odium's power and controlled the cosmere.

Y'know, nothing major.

He would burn down schools all across the Cosmere. You see, even Shards fear him, for he'll trade Adonalsium and the Dawnshards for a pair of shoes and you won't even know it.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

13 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\

wait what are we doing?

Wayne is supreme lord of the Cosmere 

Also we should probably move to a new thread for this lol

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Wayne is supreme lord of the Cosmere 

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

WYR trade with Wayne or trade with Rysn lol

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Rysn because at least I know what I'm trading for

WYR have a Shardblade or a Shardplate?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

On 5/7/2025 at 11:43 AM, SpartanBrigade said:

WYR trade with Wayne or trade with Rysn lol

WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 hours ago, Wyver said:

Rysn because at least I know what I'm trading for

WYR have a Shardblade or a Shardplate?

Shardplate cause it sounds really fun to wear and just beat the tar out of enemies without even needing a weapon

WYR split Harmonium or absorb Anti-Light

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Shardplate cause it sounds really fun to wear and just beat the tar out of enemies without even needing a weapon

WYR split Harmonium or absorb Anti-Light

WAYNE OPTION (we both know wich one)

WYR Moon or Hoid (SCADRIAL ERA 2 V)

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

WAYNE OPTION (we both know wich one)

WYR Moon or Hoid (SCADRIAL ERA 2 V)

Uh

WhaT?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

you dare commit callbacks?

34 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Shardplate cause it sounds really fun to wear and just beat the tar out of enemies without even needing a weapon

WYR split Harmonium or absorb Anti-Light

absorb anit-light, im an anti-radiant killing machine! Thats how it works right?