Hey Y'all :)

[TFury]

Hey everyone!

 

I'm a longtime lurker and constant reader-of-theories. I've been hanging out, all cognitive-shadow-like, since Elantris was new and I had to creep in the Timewasters Guide. I figured it's been 10 years since I had a forum account, I might as well get a new one

[Kaymyth she/her]

Welcome, long-lost secret comrade-in-reading!  If you've been lurking for that long, then I am going to assume you already understand the dangers of accepting baked goods on this site.

[TFury]

Alas, I'm celiac. Baked goods are even more hazardous for me than they'd normally be.

 

EDIT: Althugh, there arises the interesting question of whether hemalurgy and baked goods could somehow take my affliction from me, and spike it into someone else...

Edited February 25, 2016 by TFury

[Kaymyth she/her]

 

To be fair, I'm not entirely certain that the Dark Alley's baked goods have any gluten.  Or any bread at all.  They tend to be primarily made out of metal...

[TFury]

 

I love everything about the Dark Alley Girl Scouts, with the spikes and the muffins and cookies and various tempting baked goods. I won't be tempted.

 

_{I might be tempted}

[Kaymyth she/her]

Resist!  It's not worth it!  The power of fanfiction compels you!

[Master Elodin]

You know you want a cookie... Just step into this here dark alleyway.

[CarolaDavar she/her]

Hello! (DOn't take the cookie, or go to the Alley. Just... have a root beer instead)

[Master Elodin]

Cookies are better than root beer.

[Sunbird she/her]

Cookies are better than root beer.

 

That depends entirely on the cookie. If it's a "cookie" from the Dark Alley, the rootbeer wins, hands down. If it's an oatmeal raisin cookie, the rootbeer also wins. If it's a warm, gooey, chocolate-chip cookie (FREE of hemalurgic spikes), then I'd say cookies are better than rootbeer.