TFury Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Hey everyone! I'm a longtime lurker and constant reader-of-theories. I've been hanging out, all cognitive-shadow-like, since Elantris was new and I had to creep in the Timewasters Guide. I figured it's been 10 years since I had a forum account, I might as well get a new one 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth she/her Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Welcome, long-lost secret comrade-in-reading! If you've been lurking for that long, then I am going to assume you already understand the dangers of accepting baked goods on this site. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFury Posted February 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 (edited) Alas, I'm celiac. Baked goods are even more hazardous for me than they'd normally be. EDIT: Althugh, there arises the interesting question of whether hemalurgy and baked goods could somehow take my affliction from me, and spike it into someone else... Edited February 25, 2016 by TFury 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth she/her Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 To be fair, I'm not entirely certain that the Dark Alley's baked goods have any gluten. Or any bread at all. They tend to be primarily made out of metal... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFury Posted February 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 I love everything about the Dark Alley Girl Scouts, with the spikes and the muffins and cookies and various tempting baked goods. I won't be tempted. I might be tempted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth she/her Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Resist! It's not worth it! The power of fanfiction compels you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 You know you want a cookie... Just step into this here dark alleyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolaDavar she/her Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Hello! (DOn't take the cookie, or go to the Alley. Just... have a root beer instead) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Cookies are better than root beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Cookies are better than root beer. That depends entirely on the cookie. If it's a "cookie" from the Dark Alley, the rootbeer wins, hands down. If it's an oatmeal raisin cookie, the rootbeer also wins. If it's a warm, gooey, chocolate-chip cookie (FREE of hemalurgic spikes), then I'd say cookies are better than rootbeer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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