Sanderson Poems

[Stormgate he/him]

There is a similar post on Fan Fiction, but it seems dead. So, I made another one. Post all your Sanderson-related poems on here. Sonnets, limericks, haikus, keteks, whatever. They can give us the feels or the giggles, or some mixture of both. I ask that they be Sanderson related, though, but any work by Sanderson is fair game. Use spoiler tags when necessary. I will go first, using the last post on the old thread (it was my poem, BTW)

WoR spoilers

There once was a Shardholder named Rayse

His home is currently Braize

But the Listeners sing

The Everstorm bring,

So maybe that's not where he stays.