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Hello!

I am Worldbringer of JoSeun, a 이 것을 읽으실수 있다면 내가 한국에서 봉사했었은 선교사인 것을 아시겠어요.

I have been a Brandon Sanderson fan since I found his books starting with Elantris and ending with Well of Ascension on the library bookshelf. Less than a year after that Hero of Ages came out and I have been a fan along with the rest of my family ever since. 

I have been more of a lurker having lurked around on TimeWaster's Guide (when it was around). I never registered on TWG but I finally decided that I would like to have the ability to share my crackpotted (and deliciously kimchi flavored) ideas and hypotheses about the Cosmere whenever I wanted. 

I am a college student and my studies are in fields of science! (with a little kimchi on the side.) If you would like to know the pleasures of highly advanced culture, it would be my great honor to recommend the dish of the great kings of Europe and Asia. I speak of nothing less than the honorable side dish of kimchi. Deliciously spicy and meant to go with any proper dish, you  will soon find great pleasure in eating your rice and kimchi with chopsticks, like you are supposed to.

I am like Brandon Sanderson in that I also am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints. 

 

And, no, Joel Saxon, the wonderful aroma of kimchi was not our chief military weapon that allowed us to overrun your ancestor's homelands. It was the great and powerful might of our great ancestors and noble Kings (that were fed on the power of kimchi since their earliest youth) that utterly overwhelmed your uncivilized nations. One day, our glorious armadas of turtle ships will sail into the American Isles and bring the entire world under the united banner of the great JoSeun empire! Join us now and we will kneel on the floor and eat like civilized humans together.

 

But before I go, would any of you like some kimchi to go with that? It goes quite well on any dinner table with every dish.

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My favorite is Hero of Ages followed closely by Way of Kings. Vin was just awesome in her battle against the Inquisitors.  

While I like the Scribbler a lot, it just doesn't make the same cut as Hero of Ages, even with the chopsticks... I wonder if Brandon will implement chopsticks into the Stormlight Archive in the future?

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