Another Newb

[Corax]

Well, hi!

 

I've been lurking and poking around the Coppermind and some of the forums for years now, but I've finally built up enough tinfoil* hat theories that I couldn't bear to keep them to myself any longer, so I finally made an account. Please don't eat me! Hopefully, I'll be able to actually make it to the San Francisco signing in October, so that makes me cool enough to hang out with you guys... right? Right?

 

 

Anyhow, hello to all, and apologies in advance for the insane conspiracy theories I'll undoubtedly spout!

 

-Jen [Corax]

 

*Perhaps I should be using an aluminium foil hat, given the setting...

[Zathoth]

Welcome to The Shard, any cookies offered to you may be hemalurgical spikes.

[Corax]

Eating a spike wouldn't be very useful unless I could burn it... or unless it perforated my intestines or something. O.o But, um... yay, cookies?

[Ookla the Absent]

I like the username.

Have you ever heard of the German neo-mediaeval band Corvus Corax?

[Corax]

I have, but only in passing; I haven't listened to their stuff yet. The common raven is one of my favorite animals due to their cleverness, so the name is in reference to the species name (and also indirectly to the White Wolf Games character type, because I'm a huge dork).

 

Eta: And thank you!

Edited September 1, 2015 by Corax

[WayneSpren he/him]

Eating a spike wouldn't be very useful unless I could burn it... or unless it perforated my intestines or something. O.o But, um... yay, cookies?

It is a hemalurgic spike. You do NOT want to eat it. Welcome to the forum!

[Corax]

It is a hemalurgic spike. You do NOT want to eat it. Welcome to the forum!

But... it tastes Harmonious!

[WayneSpren he/him]

But... it tastes Harmonious!

That doesn't mean it's good for you.

[Corax]

Neither are these gummy fish, but that's not stopping me! >.> I think you must be biased: you're clearly pro-stick, so your faction is probably threatened by other poking implements.

 

And also thanks for the welcome.