Ask & Rhyme The Musical

[RandomRevival he/him]

Ask me, the King of Illuminatis anything.

Also, for the Security of the world, i have to warn each one of you that my answers MAY be lies.

Oh, and this are the rules.

If the words on your question don't rhyme, i won't answer It.

#Sorrynotsorry

Why? Because Rhyming is awesome, and because It was the most random thought that popped into my head.

Also, if you can make a lenghty question to the tune of a random song or melody, i will take It, (As long as you provide a Link, or state the name of the song/melodie/tune/magic/Vegetable/)

This hadn't been used yet..right? Right?

Also, for every question you ask, i get to ask you a question too.

And finally, if you could post a random image of a random person singing at the end of your post...that would be great. (for this one It doesn't matter if you are singing or Rhyming the question)

I know i didn't rhyme, but its just a thread

Besides here's a poem

So, leave me, ok?

I know Its hard writing and making a verse

But i guess you'll manage to do one ok.

via Imgflip Meme Maker

[DanTheSeamonster he/him]

Whoops, it seems I may have accidentally downvoted you, 

Can someone please fix that for me? 

What are your feelings on the word 'too'? 

And if you could only eat one type of cereal, what would it be? 

[RandomRevival he/him]

Whoops, it seems I may have accidentally downvoted you, 

Can someone please fix that for me? 

What are your feelings on the word 'too'? 

And if you could only eat one type of cereal, what would it be?

The word 'too' and me, i have to admit,

Don't get along dearly, we have a conflict

I always confuse it with 'to' 'two' and 'tu'

So i just won't use It, if thats fine by you.

One cereal to pick, one cereal to munch,

Which cereal of all them would make the best lunch?

Fruit Loops is a 'meh' and lucky charms suck...

So i think that i would just pick Cocoa Puffs.

You seem to dote

On each and every upvote.

I'd ask why this is so,

For I'm beginning to think you are a rep hoe.

(I'm joking. No insult intended)

You are asking me that? You really don't know?

Why i love my upvotes...is, well, here It goes:

I have a big plan, that no one here knows,

And It will lead to the control of the world!

Its simple, my friend, and not hard at all,

For my whole plan is to gather all upvotes!

I'll start with a few, then I'll start to grow...

This site will know my rep 'til forevermore!

With all that raw rep, with all that raw power,

I'll control this site with the Illuminati!!

*"Tu" is the spanish word for "You"

**To make the rhymes more effective, increase reading speed by 100X.

(just read the rhymes really fast and they will rhyme better, not so fast that all you will hear is a ekfehfefekfjjhf, but fast enough)