Kipper Asks You Anything!

[Guest]

Quite simple, really. I ask a question. Everyone answers it. Then I change the question. And everybody answers it. Repeat ad nauseam, but hopefully not.

Question 1: What is the most unusual conversation you have ever heard/been in?

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

A Ten minute unplanned conversation with my brother, both of us discussing how hard it was to impersonate humans, and how we hoped to return to our home planet soon, once the Masters That Be had finished their harvest of Earth.

[RandomRevival he/him]

Really? I was expecting something worse from you Joe, oh well.

I guess the most unusual conversation i ever had was with the Vice President, about how we hoped to overthrow the [DATA EXPUNGED] and claim the country to the Illuminati using the power of the [DATA EXPUNGED]. Then we both agreed that if the plan to [DATA EXPUNGED] was ever going to [DATA EXPUNGED], [DATA EXPUNGED] was going to need to die. Then John F. Kennedy walked in and laughed for a while, then he looked us in the eye and said: "[DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED], you both know how a long time ago i drank the [DATA EXPUNGED], and am now inmortal, right? Well, with the power of inmortality i gained knowledge, very important knowledge, i learned to [DATA EXPUNGED], and since that day, i''ve been able to [DATA EXPUNGED] all the [DATA EXPUNGED] i''ve ever wanted to [DATA EXPUNGED].

But i guess what i am getting to is- [DATA VERY MUCH EXPUNGED]

After that 1 hour conversation, Walt Disney walked in with one of his brainwashing movies for children, took off his jacket, and flew off to McDonalds.