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It would be way worse if it meant doing a shot every time.   :blink:   

 

(I say that and the only shots I've ever done (and only two in one evening) are B-52's...because they're yummy.  By the way, if you have a flaming B-52, a metal straw for drinking it is highly recommended.  Anyone grab one of those after the Great Transfersion?)

 

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I have another one (even though I can't drink)! Do that every time David makes a horrible simile.

Metaphor. ;)

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I'm only 100 pages in due to busy evenings this week...cut me some slack. ;)

Can do. I'm getting it for my birthday...which is on Saturday. I'm a little over 120 pages in, thanks to sneaking a few chapters into my grocery shopping at Walmart. ;)

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You'd get alcohol poisoning. :mellow:

 

You'd be tipsy as an armored truck with three tires.

 

'Cuz you know... the truck would tip to one side a lot?

 

Guys?

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You'd be tipsy as an armored truck with three tires.

'Cuz you know... the truck would tip to one side a lot?

Guys?

Only it'd be better for the armored truck, because it's armored. Tipsy people usually aren't ....unless they were wearing it in the first place...which would actually make being tipsy worse because the armor would drag you down and make it harder to get up...

I am really bad at this.

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You'd be tipsy as an armored truck with three tires.

 

'Cuz you know... the truck would tip to one side a lot?

 

Guys?

 

Please. Stop drinking the Kool-Aid.

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As Megan pointed out, most of them are similes, not metaphors.

So they would be bad metaphors then. :rolleyes:

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