trendkill he/him Posted October 21, 2010 Posted October 21, 2010 Hi all! My name is trendkill. I've been browsing this site's forum and wiki for the last couple of days. It all started with my search for Hoid. I was obsessed with trying to find out how he fit into everything (which it seems that most people are). Now, with every new bit of information/theory I find, I am getting more obsessed and have even more unanswered questions, although now it relates to the cosmere as a whole, which I only found out existed yesterday, rather than just good ol' Hoid. Once TWG finishes its maintenance, I also plan on joining there to be able to read the theories and participate in discussions there. Expect to see more of me once I am a little more familiar with the prevailing theories and feel more comfortable throwing in my two bits!
Eerongal he/him Posted October 22, 2010 Posted October 22, 2010 i find this poster suspiciously spriggan-like.
Link Von Kelsier Harvey he/him Posted October 22, 2010 Posted October 22, 2010 Those were my thoughts as well.
Andrew the Great he/him Posted October 22, 2010 Posted October 22, 2010 Yup. Definately spriggan-like. On the off chance that trendkill is not, in fact, Sprig come around just to make fun of us all, trendkill, Sprig is Brandon's brother, Jordan. He's one of the admins on TWG, though we don't tend to see much of him over there. He also happens to have the same avatar pic as you do.
trendkill he/him Posted October 22, 2010 Author Posted October 22, 2010 Heh, that's funny. No, I'm not this Sprig fellow, but I'm flattered to be compared to someone related to the great one. As far as the avatar, I just like Bruce Campbell. Just so there's not any confusion for the future, any way I can prove my identity? Or more specifically, prove that I'm not Sprig?
Eerongal he/him Posted October 22, 2010 Posted October 22, 2010 Heh, that's funny. No, I'm not this Sprig fellow, but I'm flattered to be compared to someone related to the great one. As far as the avatar, I just like Bruce Campbell. Just so there's not any confusion for the future, any way I can prove my identity? Or more specifically, prove that I'm not Sprig? Well, i suppose we'll just have to take your word on it, trendkill, if that IS you real name.... *squinty-eyed stare* ...spriggan. [/giving the new guy a hard time]
trendkill he/him Posted October 22, 2010 Author Posted October 22, 2010 Well, i suppose we'll just have to take your word on it, trendkill, if that IS you real name.... *squinty-eyed stare* ...spriggan. [/giving the new guy a hard time] Oh no! Not the squinty-eyed stare!! Who told you my weakness?!
Munin he/him Posted October 23, 2010 Posted October 23, 2010 I did. It's my responsibility to dig up all the dirt on new forum members. That's why everyone is terrified of me. Seriously.
trendkill he/him Posted October 23, 2010 Author Posted October 23, 2010 So you're the guy I have to make a cheesecake for then?
Andrew the Great he/him Posted October 23, 2010 Posted October 23, 2010 No. That's me. Everyone knows that you only make cheesecakes for the true forum powers, not the evil tyrants with only marginal influence (like Admins and such). Get with it, Spriggish man!
trendkill he/him Posted October 23, 2010 Author Posted October 23, 2010 Jeez, this forum has a strange hierarchy! I'm used to the person who gets the cheesecake being the same as the one I'm slipping money to under the table! Anyone have a handy dandy guidebook?
Andrew the Great he/him Posted October 23, 2010 Posted October 23, 2010 In general, I'm the one all of your bribes should come to. If you need to bribe someone else, the proper method to do so is to bribe me to bribe them. That is all you need to know.
Eerongal he/him Posted October 23, 2010 Posted October 23, 2010 im the one who no one listens to, and is likely deemed murderously insane! >:3
Munin he/him Posted October 24, 2010 Posted October 24, 2010 So you're the guy I have to make a cheesecake for then? ...How did you know about my deep and abiding love of cheesecake?! I fear I now have competition when it comes to background checks...
trendkill he/him Posted October 24, 2010 Author Posted October 24, 2010 ... So let me get this straight. I should bribe Andrew to bribe Eerongal to not murder me in my sleep, and to also bribe Munin to not use my weakness against me, but should also give cheesecake to Munin on the side so that we split all revenue from background checks?
Andrew the Great he/him Posted October 24, 2010 Posted October 24, 2010 Yes. But you'll have to make an extra cheesecake, and give both of them to me so I can give the one to Munin. I won't even require a cut of the revenue.
Munin he/him Posted October 24, 2010 Posted October 24, 2010 Yes. But you'll have to make an extra cheesecake, and give both of them to me so I can give the one to Munin. I won't even require a cut of the revenue. Don't believe him! I did some checking, and Andrew is... uh... lactose intolerant. Yeah, that's it. So all cheesecake should go to me.
trendkill he/him Posted October 24, 2010 Author Posted October 24, 2010 Unless he's not planning on eating the cheesecake, but rather to use them as props in his upcoming slapstick comedy.
Andrew the Great he/him Posted October 24, 2010 Posted October 24, 2010 I would probably die if I were lactose intolerant, as I go through two gallons of milk every three days (yes, this is just me). And cheesecake is the awesome. Also, Cheesecake, while it would be excellent as a prop (because really what isn't cheesecake good at?), would really not be fulfilling its full potential (namely, being eaten by me. Yes, pleasing me is the single greatest thing a cheesecake can do. I am that awesome) Besides, even if I were lactose intolerant, I'd still take the extra and sell it. Cheesecake is pricey.
Munin he/him Posted October 24, 2010 Posted October 24, 2010 I would probably die if I were lactose intolerant, as I go through two gallons of milk every three days (yes, this is just me). And cheesecake is the awesome. My information came from a highly reliable source, so I can only conclude that you DID die, and are now undead. *evil grin* And you know what we do to undead...
McCullough he/him Posted October 24, 2010 Posted October 24, 2010 The vital fact to remember is that no matter who gets the cheesecake and the money, The Brandon gets the Magic Cards.
Andrew the Great he/him Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 Who says undead can't like cheesecake? And you know what we do to undead... Hug them? Serve them eternally? Let them eat our brains, thereby also becoming undead? Give them cheesecake? The list goes on.....
trendkill he/him Posted October 25, 2010 Author Posted October 25, 2010 It really depends on what kind of undead they are. There are several.
Eerongal he/him Posted October 25, 2010 Posted October 25, 2010 It really depends on what kind of undead they are. There are several. Pfft. You undead types is all the same to us. (What would one call someone who is prejudice against undead? Lifeist? Undeadist? Necroist? I think "necroism" sounds best of those)
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