Calvinball!

[Vielence She/Her]

I hiss in fury and turn all weapons onto the field into cheese 

[GG0z He/Him]

I eat all of the cheese

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

This thread has devolved into toddlers one upping each other

I toss everyone into time out and score a goal. The ball gets slingshotted by the netting on the goal and hits GG0z.

[Vielence She/Her]

I burst into laughter… at the chicken who landed on Grubs head

[GG0z He/Him]

44 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

This thread has devolved into toddlers one upping each other

I toss everyone into time out and score a goal. The ball gets slingshotted by the netting on the goal and hits GG0z.

I get an ice pack, and help free the others from time out

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I use the chicken as a glider Zelda style in order to fly to the Time Out Prison. I toss GG0z into the corner for another 5 minutes.

Rebel again, and it’ll be bedtime without supper, mister.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

14 hours ago, GG0z said:

Just a reminder that I made a rule banning all rules…

Hey Coder, want to team up?

Maybe...

[Vielence She/Her]

I shoot the chicken with a rubber chicken so you fall and bounce off the soccer ball, which I promptly steal and shoot off across the field shouting “NEW RULE NEW RULE IF I GO THREE MORE FEET I WIN!”

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, Vielence said:

I shoot the chicken with a rubber chicken so you fall and bounce off the soccer ball, which I promptly steal and shoot off across the field shouting “NEW RULE NEW RULE IF I GO THREE MORE FEET I WIN!”

I steal three of your feet, putting you 1 foot in debt, being now 6 feet away from your goal of having 5 feet, which is a weird goal.

[Vielence She/Her]

I blink in confusion at my sudden lack of appendages, then use roller skates to skid on my stomach to steal all three of mine back PLUS yours and one of the chickens to reach my goal

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

14 minutes ago, Vielence said:

I blink in confusion at my sudden lack of appendages, then use roller skates to skid on my stomach to steal all three of mine back PLUS yours and one of the chickens to reach my goal

However, you ended up going back 3 distance feet, which now makes you 6 distance feet from your wincon, which was different from your interperted goal.

I then set everyone's wincon to have the most feet possible.

[GG0z He/Him]

22 minutes ago, Vielence said:

I blink in confusion at my sudden lack of appendages, then use roller skates to skid on my stomach to steal all three of mine back PLUS yours and one of the chickens to reach my goal

I set @Vielence’s feet to the highest 32 bit integer, then make it negative

[Myst He/Him]

4 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I set @Vielence’s feet to the highest 32 bit integer, then make it negative

(Not participating just commenting)

if you’re gonna use video game logic(most video games only go the 32 bits so that is the literal highest you can have) then just go there and add one, and it automatically goes to zero and then because the system is messed up you literally cannot go higher, if you try to it’s self defeating and you go into negatives. 

[GG0z He/Him]

 

13 hours ago, Myst said:

(Not participating just commenting)

if you’re gonna use video game logic(most video games only go the 32 bits so that is the literal highest you can have) then just go there and add one, and it automatically goes to zero and then because the system is messed up you literally cannot go higher, if you try to it’s self defeating and you go into negatives. 

I… don’t get it…

[Myst He/Him]

1 hour ago, GG0z said:

 

I… don’t get it…

I’ll be honest I thought this was common knowledge (that said, I know this from various Minecraft videos)

So nevermind then 

 

[GG0z He/Him]

Oh well… 

I win because no one else posted for a while!!!

[___ He/Him]

7 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Oh well… 

I win because no one else posted for a while!!!

Except it's opposite day, so you actually lose! Then I stuff your head into a sock and pin you to my wall as a trophy

[GG0z He/Him]

Not if I decapitate you first!!

[___ He/Him]

Unfortunately it's still opposite day and you decapitate yourself 

[GG0z He/Him]

But, it is not opposite day for you, so…

[Vielence She/Her]

I pull myself forward to reach my win while you two are arguing

[GG0z He/Him]

I quickly separate your brain from your body, to prevent you from taking the win

[Vielence She/Her]

I turn into a droid so I no longer have a brain and get to the finish line

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

21 minutes ago, Vielence said:

I turn into a droid so I no longer have a brain and get to the finish line

However, the finish line is in europe!

[GG0z He/Him]

I puor water on the droid