Defeating the Nightmare Bagel

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

Conure waves @GG0z on.

"Hurry! Hurry!!"

GG0z runs, hands @Conure1243 the weird glowing meat, and eats some coconut butter to increase his strength

[Factor She/Her]

Factor point her spear behind them at the source of the shrieking. “We need to get out of here! Anyone have an IKEA map or something? Because I definitely don’t know my way around here.”

Edited 19 hours ago by Factor

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Factor said:

Factor point her spear behind them at the source of the shrieking. “We need to get out of here! Anyone have an IKEA map or something? Because I definitely don’t know my way around here.

“An IKEA map?” GG0z laughs “have you ever been to an IKEA? The maps would lie of they existed”

Edited 19 hours ago by GG0z

[Conure1243 He/Him]

"Maps won't be useful! IKEA's creator probably doesn't even know his way out!"

Conure draws the Butterblade and falls into a defensive posture

"Rumor has it, he died in the store he built..."

[GG0z He/Him]

GG0z gets in a fighting position, visibly glowing from the magic he Nommed earlier, and offer Conure some. “You want some magic to Nom?”

GG0z grabs a breadstaff(really long breadstick) which is covered in butter and stands beside Conure

 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Conure noms the magic without further comment, and begins walking backward down the isle.

A dark creature passes by ahead.

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Conure noms the magic without further comment, and begins walking backward down the isle.

A dark creature passes by ahead.

GG0z flinches when the shadow passes overhead, and begins to follow Conure

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I remind everyone that IKEA's meatballs are made of people who never found the exit.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, Keteᛕ said:

I remind everyone that IKEA's meatballs are made of people who never found the exit.

Wait! Factor, you were eating people?!

Good on you!

[GG0z He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Wait! Factor, you were eating people?!

Good on you!

What is that shadow behind showroom 74.®∞§?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, GG0z said:

What is that shadow behind showroom 74.®∞§?

"Freak! Yes!"

*turns around*

[Factor She/Her]

Factor comes back from the convenient scouting trip she told no one about. “Um… there might be something over there…”

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, Factor said:

Factor comes back from the convenient scouting trip she told no one about. “Um… there might be something over there…”

"Very specific...

Wait, are we surrounded?!"

[Factor She/Her]

26 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Wait! Factor, you were eating people?!

Good on you!

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FINALLY

I was beginning to think I would just keep procrastinating on cannibalism forever!

“Um… we could be…”

Factor moves to flip on the lamp portion of her spear, bracing herself for the worst.

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Factor said:

“Um… we could be…”

Factor moves to flip on the lamp portion of her spear, bracing herself for the worst.

GG0z adjusts his position, shifting his grip on the breadstaff.

”surrounded by what? The spirits of the people who never made it out? That means we would be surrounded by angry sentient meatballs!”

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I gtg. Good night! I won’t be as active over the summer, because my school device is being taken. That won’t stop me, though! Hehehehehehe >:D

 

[Factor She/Her]

1 hour ago, GG0z said:

GG0z adjusts his position, shifting his grip on the breadstaff.

”surrounded by what? The spirits of the people who never made it out? That means we would be surrounded by angry sentient meatballs!”

 

“The spirits of IKEA, but no one who knows what they actually are has made it out… Alright, no point delaying the fight.” Factor flips the switch, and her jaw drops.

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CLIFFHANGER HAHAHA

yeah idk.

Goodnight! Yeah, that’s a problem.

My school is weird. They never ask for my device. I just keep it. But then it’s mostly useless, as it doesn’t let me access the Shard. Yet. One problem with leaving your students alone with their school computer for the summer is that it gives them plenty of time to figure out how to get the shard! *cackles*

Anyway, goodnight!

 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Standing there are 33418411 meatball people wearing full suits of meatball armor and holding fully loaded meatball blasters.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

12 hours ago, Factor said:

“The spirits of IKEA, but no one who knows what they actually are has made it out… Alright, no point delaying the fight.” Factor flips the switch, and her jaw drops.

 

"Spirit of IKEA?"

Ink appears from an active volcano, accompanied by the spaghetti shark and a number of non-spaghetti sharks with it. Most of the sharks begin eating meatballs, while the spaghetti shark absorbs them into its being

[Factor She/Her]

2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

"Spirit of IKEA?"

Ink appears from an active volcano, accompanied by the spaghetti shark and a number of non-spaghetti sharks with it. Most of the sharks begin eating meatballs, while the spaghetti shark absorbs them into its being

“Reinforcements! Thanks, Ink!”

Factor begins dramatically spinning her lamp spear and attempting to stab the meatball people, mostly succeeding. She then falls back and begins looking for an alternate weapon.

[GG0z He/Him]

GG0z grabs a fork, and prepares to gorge himself with hundreds of sentient meatballs that are ready to kill him

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Ketek grabs sauce to try and drown the meatballs but that for some reason gives them superpowers

[Factor She/Her]

Factor eats ice cream, and attempts to arm herself with a kitchen sink.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

But there is none. There is everything BUT the kitchen sink.

[Factor She/Her]

1 minute ago, Keteᛕ said:

But there is none. There is everything BUT the kitchen sink.

“Wait, there are no kitchen sinks at ikea? Then where else would they come from?!”

Edited 1 hour ago by Factor

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Your doorstep.

Let that sink in.

Spoiler

He's been waiting outside for like 4 days now