The Signed ____

[DcD25yhtdA8 he/him]

Okay, this one is relatively simple, if someone posted before you, you come up with a funny comparison to make to what they signed, then you say I have a(n) (object) signed by (name)

 

The Rules

• You can't name a person that has signed, or is known to do something related, to what you say they signed, for example, I have a baseball signed by Babe Ruth.
• The object can be as outlandish as possible.
• The person can be as outlandish as possible.
• The object can be as normal as possible.
• The person can be as normal as possible.
• And lastly, the comparison made can be anything.

 

I'll start,

I have a Makers Guide to Cheese signed by The Survivor.

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

Can you give an example of the comparison?

[GG0z He/Him]

So is it something like:

I have an [object] signed by @Adonalsium Will Return??

[DcD25yhtdA8 he/him]

@GG0zmore or less, @Adonalsium Will Returnand the comparison will look something like, That is like breathing air, or that is like creating a tree.

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

On 5/9/2026 at 10:10 PM, DcD25yhtdA8 said:

I have a Makers Guide to Cheese signed by The Survivor.

That's like eating a cabinet!

I have a sine wave signed by Einstein.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

That's like spontaneous combustion!

I have a toadstool signed by the eldritch deities

[Keke They/he]

On 5/11/2026 at 10:44 AM, Ink and Embers said:

That's like spontaneous combustion!

I have a toadstool signed by the eldritch deities

Thats as cool as a a mind controlled opossum!

i have two phone cases signed by Jake segura!

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Keke said:

Thats as cool as a a mind controlled opossum!

i have two phone cases signed by Jake segura!

That's as perplexing as your average cat!

I have a scream signed by the beginning of time!

[DcD25yhtdA8 he/him]

That is like reading the instruction manual

 

I have a copy of The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson, signed by Jim.

[Deception He/Him]

That is in such bad shape all of the pages are blended together into one big white block.

I have an ink covered sandwich signed by @SandwichBreaker because why not