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[duralumin_misting]

If you gave every Cosmere character a rock, what do you think each of them would do? How about a banana? or an AK-47? Or a burrito shaped like South Africa?

This is the scenario: you pop out of nowhere, hand it to them, say, "This is important, use it wisely", then leave.

(and no, I do not know why or how the burrito is shaped like South Africa)

I have read lots of stuff. Brandon is my favourite author. The only thing I have not read in the Cosmere is Warbreaker.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

1 hour ago, duralumin_misting said:

If you gave every Cosmere character a rock, what do you think each of them would do? How about a banana? or an AK-47? Or a burrito shaped like South Africa?

This is the scenario: you pop out of nowhere, hand it to them, say, "This is important, use it wisely", then leave.

(and no, I do not know why or how the burrito is shaped like South Africa)

I have read lots of stuff. Brandon is my favourite author. The only thing I have not read in the Cosmere is Warbreaker.

If this were during WoK, Kaladin would probably have a flashback to Tien and start brooding.

Edited April 9 by ThatOneGuyOverThere

[duralumin_misting]

1 hour ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

If this were during WoK, Kaladin would probably have a flashback to Tien and start brooding.

so true!!!

Edited April 10 by duralumin_misting

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

4 hours ago, duralumin_misting said:

If you gave every Cosmere character a rock, what do you think each of them would do? How about a banana? or an AK-47? Or a burrito shaped like South Africa?

This is the scenario: you pop out of nowhere, hand it to them, say, "This is important, use it wisely", then leave.

(and no, I do not know why or how the burrito is shaped like South Africa)

I have read lots of stuff. Brandon is my favourite author. The only thing I have not read in the Cosmere is Warbreaker.

Most of them would eat the letter a, and then meet their new friend, Rock. Eat the banana (unless they are kelsier, in which he would die getting stabbed with it, and then a religon would spring up around said banana). Use the AK-47 (exception: see banana). Wonder about the weird shape of burrito, die from food poisoning after eating it, and get isekaied too South Africa.

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[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

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[Fizz9]

Welcome to the Shard!

If you have Shallan a rock she would probably sit there and try really hard to understand why the crap this is important, sketch it a few dozen times and then keep it handy just in case.

If you were a Knights Radiant what would you be? Misting? Ferring?

And if anyone asks you if you want a cookie say no, it has a Hemalurgic spike in it.

See you around!

Edited April 10 by Fizz9

[duralumin_misting]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Most of them would eat the letter a, and then meet their new friend, Rock. Eat the banana (unless they are kelsier, in which he would die getting stabbed with it, and then a religon would spring up around said banana). Use the AK-47 (exception: see banana). Wonder about the weird shape of burrito, die from food poisoning after eating it, and get isekaied too South Africa.

Welcome to the shard! What Radiant Order's Ideals resonate the most with you?

I'm not sure about the last question, they are all like rules, and I don't like rules very much

21 minutes ago, Fizz9 said:

Welcome to the Shard!

If you have Shallan a rock she would probably sit there and try really hard to understand why the crap this is important, sketch it a few dozen times and then keep it handy just in case.

If you were a Knights Radiant what would you be? Misting? Ferring?

And if anyone asks you if you want a cookie say no, it has a Hemalurgic spike in it.

See you around!

Can I have that cookie?

39 minutes ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

Welcome to the Shard! You've arrived at the best place on the Internet, filled with the best people, the best desserts, and the best murderous animals! 

Here are a couple of tips to help you settle in to your new place as a cog in the Grand Apparatus that is the Shard:

1. Join S(anderson) E(limination).

2. Familiarize yourself with the most important forums: SE, Cosmere Q&A, and SE

3. Tell us which books you have and haven't read (this helps us avoid spoilers)

4. HAVE FUN! Make friends!

5. 

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The more people you interact with, the more people it's acceptable for you to follow, and then those people will feel obliged to follow you. 

And then you get rep and cool yellow words under your name

 

I already agree with the first sentence

And thanks for the tips

I actually made this account when I started reading Way of Kings (my first Cosmere book), and I was afraid of spoilers, so I waited, and now it's been 3 years, and I am finally posting my introductory thread!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

21 minutes ago, duralumin_misting said:

I'm not sure about the last question, they are all like rules, and I don't like rules very much

Can I have that cookie?

I already agree with the first sentence

And thanks for the tips

I actually made this account when I started reading Way of Kings (my first Cosmere book), and I was afraid of spoilers, so I waited, and now it's been 3 years, and I am finally posting my introductory thread!

First person to choose Unoathed!

[duralumin_misting]

5 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

First person to choose Unoathed!

Yes!!! I feel awesome. Someone give me a prize!

[duralumin_misting]

Does my name show up with the last letter on a separate line for you, or is my screen just weird?

[Denissimo He/him]

6 hours ago, duralumin_misting said:

Does my name show up with the last letter on a separate line for you, or is my screen just weird?

It does.

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

8 hours ago, duralumin_misting said:

Does my name show up with the last letter on a separate line for you, or is my screen just weird?

It doesn't on my phone, so I'm not sure.

Also, if you click the three dots in the top right, you can edit your post, which is generally preferred to posting twice.

Thanks!

Edited April 10 by Through the Living Hopper

[Fizz9]

1 minute ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

Also, if you click the three dots in the top right, you can edit your post, which is generally preferred to posting twice.

For me anytime I try to double post, it just merges the posts, does it not do that for you guys?

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

1 minute ago, Fizz9 said:

For me anytime I try to double post, it just merges the posts, does it not do that for you guys?

You have to do it in about 30 minutes, past that it just leaves them as two.

[Fizz9]

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Hopper said:

You have to do it in about 30 minutes, past that it just leaves them as two.

That makes sense, thanks!

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

9 hours ago, duralumin_misting said:

Can I have that cookie?

Sure! In fact, these cookies are:

(Mistborn spoilers)

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Also, if you could visit any world in the cosmere, where would you go?

Edited April 10 by Through The Living Grub

[duralumin_misting]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Sure! In fact, these cookies are:

(Mistborn spoilers)

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Also, if you could visit any world in the cosmere, where would you go?

I would go to Roshar because it would be great for a vacation, it is the most beautiful in my opinion.

Edited April 10 by duralumin_misting

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

Hoid would use it in a joke: “hello, dear sir” *holds up rock* “What are you doing with that?” Thinking about how dearly I wish to hit you over the head with it”

[duralumin_misting]

44 minutes ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

Hoid would use it in a joke: “hello, dear sir” *holds up rock* “What are you doing with that?” Thinking about how dearly I wish to hit you over the head with it”

Hoid/wit doesn't exist; he is just a figment of your imagination. Everyone on the 17th shard is confused but too polite to tell you.

Edited April 10 by duralumin_misting