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1 minute ago, GG0z said:

Welcome to pseudodeityhood!

Thank you! Does the promotion come with a rise in cats or jellyfish, again?

Posted (edited)

Uhhhhh...

If you want something special, you could go try and find the legendary goose shaped stone

Edited by Conure1243
Posted
2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Uhhhhh...

If you want something special, you could go try and find the legendary goose shaped stone

Alright! *side quest music starts playing*

Posted (edited)

@GG0z! I did it again!

May your chasing down of the goose-shaped stone be wild and fun!

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I am redundantly redundant
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Congratulations! Am I promoted to pseudodeity now?

Posted

Definitely!

*burst into black and blue flames*

I FEEL… POWERFUL

Posted

Ooh! I created a world-ending force!

Do you think he'll like cheese?

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Except

Like 5 million times

Also the problem with engineering
*sings---terribly*

Superglue is everywhere

On my face and in my hair

Superglue is on my thumb

Makes my broccoli taste like gum
On the table, on the door

Now my shoes are on the floor.

My wrists are stuck to my own nose

I really do not like this pose.

You'd think I'd get better, but I know this to be truuuuuueeeee:

I am terrible at glue!

Posted
2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Ooh! I created a world-ending force!

Do you think he'll like cheese?

Why think when one can know…

*reads mind*

YES… HE LIKES CHEESE.

Posted (edited)

Perfect! It doesn't matter how threatening a deity of any kind is, as long as they like cheese they're my friend!

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We got the daily dose of Conure!

As long as they have glue-removing powers, sure!

Posted

I'm starting to think I'm some sort of drug to the one-liners

Posted

Guys the lunch guy said I had a lot of pasta and gave me 4 cheese sticks. I said no thank you and he said I had to take them. I said I didn't want to waste food. He said give them to my friends...

"I have no friends..."

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Conure will die of cheese.

Betrayal!!

Has it occurred to anybody else how excited people get from the daily dose of me, even though they're usually there to see it happen?

Edited by Conure1243
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Now Star has died of cheese instead of me.

Huh.

Does that mean I'll die of Jupiter?

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I turn the red storm a poisonous green, effectively killing star again
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