Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted May 13 Posted May 13 Rules of TLPL: - Star dies - Conure gets quoted - We ignore the demons we summoned three pages ago - No one knows what's happening 2
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 13 Posted May 13 (edited) 2 minutes ago, GG0z said: We got the daily dose of Conure!! Is that really a thing now? Makes sense, but I feel the name is slightly inaccurate, on account of it not truly being a daily thing. The unspoken rules of the thread have now been spoken! Edited May 13 by Conure1243
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 13 Posted May 13 (edited) I was thinking of putting something along those lines @Ink and Embers Eh it's pretty much a daily thing. Sometimes more. It's Conure!!! Edited May 13 by NerdSandwich 1
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted May 13 Posted May 13 2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said: Is that really a thing now? Makes sense, but I feel the name is slightly inaccurate, on account of it not truly being a daily thing. The unspoken rules of the thread have now been spoken! Oops, I broke the unspoken rule about not speaking the unspoken rules
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 13 Posted May 13 Now the unspoken rule not to speak of the unspoken rules has been spoken and the universe is collapsing Y'know. Again.
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 13 Posted May 13 Just now, Conure1243 said: Now the unspoken rule not to speak of the unspoken rules has been spoken and the universe is collapsing Y'know. Again. Once again, a normal event for this thread.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 13 Posted May 13 I think the universe being destroyed is as consistent as me making the one-liners, lol. At least we didn't speak of the rule that the universe is constantly destroyed.
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 13 Posted May 13 *gasp* I think the universe was destroyed again guys. If I had a nickel for every time my history teacher had said 'nukyular' in the past 5 minutes, I would have like a dollar.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 13 Posted May 13 At this point, the universe may as well be target practice.
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted May 13 Posted May 13 What's up I'm here I'm queer I'm going to accidentally kill another pseudodeity with my lack of observing unspoken rules 1
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 13 Posted May 13 If you could stuff the thread in a nutshell, this is pretty much it. Wait! Am I a pseudodeity?!
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted May 13 Posted May 13 Just now, Conure1243 said: If you could stuff the thread in a nutshell, this is pretty much it. Wait! Am I a pseudodeity?! Probably? Same with Star, I think
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 13 Posted May 13 I wish I was one. I am a small speck in a vast universe, being swallowed up in the entirety of the monstrosity of things that exist.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 13 Posted May 13 (edited) GUYS. I JUST REALIZED. THE MEAT IS PROBABLY THE DRUG THAT MAKES ME SAY ODD THINGS ... I need to think through my sentences more... Edited May 13 by Conure1243 1
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted May 13 Posted May 13 2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said: GUYS. I JUST REALIZED. THE MEAT IS PROBABLY THE DRUG THAT MAKES ME SAY ODD THINGS ... I need to think through my sentences more... Dude What Sure 4 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said: I wish I was one. I am a small speck in a vast universe, being swallowed up in the entirety of the monstrosity of things that exist. Would you like to be promoted to pseudodeity? I'm sure it can be arranged
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 13 Posted May 13 I don't think I've earned pseudodeityhood but thanks for asking! *sigh* one liners conure
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 13 Posted May 13 Yup. I reaaaaaaally need to stop eating the unidentified meat. (Don't you dare throw that one in too! I reserve the right to talk about meat without being instantly sent to the One-Liners!)
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 13 Posted May 13 3 minutes ago, Conure1243 said: Yup. I reaaaaaaally need to stop eating the unidentified meat. Well, I meant this one, but sure.
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 13 Posted May 13 Ah that makes more sense. Dw only 17 Conure quotes a day
GG0z He/Him Posted May 13 Posted May 13 Could I be promoted to apprentice pseudodeity, learning under Conure and Star?
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 13 Posted May 13 (edited) Am I wrong to guess that I have the highest one-liner to post count ratio? Just now, GG0z said: Could I be promoted to apprentice pseudodeity, learning under Conure and Star? Just as long as you answer correctly: On a scale of one to ten, how far does the ice cream melt? Edited May 13 by Conure1243
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 13 Posted May 13 ...No Conure Most coherent thing I've heard you say (jk)
GG0z He/Him Posted May 13 Posted May 13 1 minute ago, Conure1243 said: Am I wrong to guess that I have the highest one-liner to post count ratio? Just as long as you answer correctly: On a scale of one to ten, how far does the ice cream melt? Purple stainless steel
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