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Have you ever realized that "once upon a time" just means "this happened at one point?"

Posted

Ahhh shower thoughts. The bane of my existence. 

Spoiler

-1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about being killed

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death

40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things

41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers

42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!!

43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z

44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius

45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him

46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower

47. Isekaied by Coder

48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt

49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz

50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure

51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear

52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 

53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 

54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law

55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start

56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI

57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO

58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL

59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day

60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid

61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved

62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back

63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z

64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law

65. Anvil dropped by Conure

66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief

68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework

68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework

69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z

70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason

71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure

72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure

73. Stabbed by Conure

74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z

75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure

76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law

77. Shot by Conure with a bazooka

78. Murdered by NerdSandwich

79. Dissitegrated due to Fizz's Law by the Angel Dragon

80. Stabbed by Ink in celebration

81. Stabbed by Conure

82. Set on fire by Ink

83. Dropped into subzero temperatures by Conure

84. Fired out of a confetti cannon by Ink

85. Crushed by Anvil 3, Greglio

86. Deleted along with Anvil -2

87. Burned by Conure during the funeral for Anvil -2

88. Shot repeatedly by Conure

89. Crushed by a piano dropped by IAmThatOneGuy

90. Crushed by several orchestra instruments dropped by Conure

91. Crushed by a flugelhorn dropped by NerdSandwich

92. Crushed by Anvil 4, Leonardo, dropped by Conure

93. Crushed by a full sized organ, dropped by IAmThatOneGuy

94. Crushed by a double bass, dropped by GG0z

95. Crushed by a comically large banana, dropped by Conure

96. Neck broken by GG0z

97. Large sword dropped on head

98. Deaths divided by two, which causes a death. Apparently. 

99. Divided deaths by 0, causing a death. 

100. MY DEATH YESSSS 

101-116. Conure tore a whole in reality, causing 16 deaths. 

117. Messing with reality

118. Hit with a pistol by Conure

119. Thrown under a bus by GG0z

120. Exploded by Conure

121. Slipped on a banana peel placed by GG0z

122. Stabbed by Conure out of boredom

123. Hit over the head with the 3d object  of "aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic" by GG0z

124. Killed with a stone by Conure

125. Killed by a stone that killed a bird due to Fizz's law

126. Stabbed in celebration by Conure

127. Killed when Conure went to the demon's in GG0z's basement

128. Fed by GG0z to the demons in his basement

129. Redirected death, Grub sacrificed NerdSandwich

130. Sacrificed by Conure on an altar

131. Redirected death from Usseewa's sacrifice on the altar

132. Sacrifice to summon Egg Gods due to Usseewa

133. Killed by Conure just to update the list

134. Burst into flames by a flashlight pointed by GG0z

135. Shot by Conure with a pistol

136. Stabbed by GG0z

136. Hit by Ink with a pool noodle

137. Bled out when Grub used blood to sign the petition

138. Crushed by Reginald to sign the petition

139. Redirected death when GG0z used the ink from Ink's name to sign the petition

140. Killed in a collision with Grub when GG0z threw an anvil

141. Killed when a skin flake crushed a fly

142. Knocked off a cliff when Conure tripped over Sarah the Anvil

143. Killed by an anvil thown by Conure

144. Crushed by all the anvils

145. Dead of shock when not killed by GG0z

146. Redirected death when GG0z combusted

147. Blood drained out by Conure to sign GG0z's petition

148. Redirected death when GG0z used Gub's blood to sign his petition

149. Crushed beneath an avalanche of enchanted baguettes

150. Mistook a dragon for public transportation

151. Challenged a tornado to a dance battle and lost

152. Drowned in an aggressively sentient bowl of soup

153. Turned into a constellation after eating a suspiciously glowing blueberry

154. Vaporized by a wizard’s “minor inconvenience” spell

155. Fell into a bottomless pit that was clearly labeled “Bottomless Pit”

156. Pecked to death by extremely determined hummingbirds

157. Exploded into confetti after saying “watch this”

158. Slipped on a banana peel and accidentally entered another dimension

159. Devoured by a taxidermied moose that briefly came alive

160. Flattened by a piano dropped by a time-traveling mime

161. Perished in single combat against a haunted grandfather clock

162. Got folded into origami by a rogue magician

163. Accidentally wished themselves out of existence with a cursed birthday candle

164. Run over by a parade float shaped like a shrimp

165. Defeated by thirty-seven feral librarians wielding dictionaries

166. Turned into soup by moonlight for reasons never explained

168. Fatally inconvenienced by an angry cloud

168. Trampled by a flock of airborne alpacas wearing roller skates

169. Redirected death when Usseewa's brain imploded

170. Hit with a croissant thrown by GG0z

171. Died a firery death after being pushed into the wrong dimension

172. Thrown antimatter by GG0z

173. No more air 

174. Chucked into a pit of serpents by Grub

175. Tied by GG0z to a merry-go-round that goes exponentially faster

176. BBQd by Grub

177. Redirected death from the Magical Fairy Princess

 

Posted (edited)

Grub did it like five pages back. 

Also YOU CAN'T DO CANIBALISM. I GET TO DO CANIBALISM

WHICH TECHINICALLY MEANS I'M EATING MYSELF DUE TO FIZZ'S LAW, WHICH I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT. 

Edited by Through The Living Star
Posted

Of course. I've lost track of all the creative ways Star manages to die.

Posted (edited)
15 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I'm just pasting a ton of Shard quotes into my quote book

You're foot email thing is in there. Sorry Star!

Wait you do that too? *happy*

I already have 4 pages filled with the death list!

12 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

I am super duper dedicated to getting As. Like it is a need, not a want. 

I'm super weirdly obsessed with it. 

I do have to study though

My thing is that my memory is weird. Ask me to memorize something for the short term, and I have it down easy. Like, if you wanted, I could go memorize like a chapter of a book in like ten minutes. 
But once you want me to remember it for months and months on end, then I have to study it. And my head also does this weird thing where if I get it wrong in a review game or something I always remember it, even if I didn't even know it was a thing before. 

So yeah, my head's a weird place to b. 

I just sit in class, procrastinate, spiral, think general ADHD things, then get handed a test and do good! I think I’m the only person who enjoys testing! But then I only get and average of 4 assignments turned in… So Conure… my head is a strange place to be.

Also I meant to put this at the top but quote boxes are weird…

I’m back! *waves* Staying home from school today, getting the Shard at school tomorrow hopefully (can you guys pressure me into that please? For some reason a lot of the timeI can’t talk to people unless someone else makes me, my mind is a strange place to be) And I’ll get 2 hours of free time on Friday hopefully on the shard! So I’m happy!

Also there was hardly anything the day before yesterday, and now 8 *edit while typing* 10 *again* 12 replies pop up while I’m typing and what I’m saying is outdated…

So I spam you with duck keyboard, which is always on topic

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Edited by Factor
Posted (edited)

I'll now donate the wrong blood type to Star

Forcefully

Side note: This is not my blood. I do not know the origin of this blood

Edited by Conure1243
Posted
Spoiler

-1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about being killed

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death

40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things

41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers

42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!!

43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z

44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius

45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him

46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower

47. Isekaied by Coder

48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt

49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz

50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure

51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear

52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 

53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 

54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law

55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start

56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI

57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO

58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL

59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day

60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid

61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved

62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back

63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z

64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law

65. Anvil dropped by Conure

66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief

68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework

68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework

69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z

70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason

71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure

72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure

73. Stabbed by Conure

74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z

75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure

76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law

77. Shot by Conure with a bazooka

78. Murdered by NerdSandwich

79. Dissitegrated due to Fizz's Law by the Angel Dragon

80. Stabbed by Ink in celebration

81. Stabbed by Conure

82. Set on fire by Ink

83. Dropped into subzero temperatures by Conure

84. Fired out of a confetti cannon by Ink

85. Crushed by Anvil 3, Greglio

86. Deleted along with Anvil -2

87. Burned by Conure during the funeral for Anvil -2

88. Shot repeatedly by Conure

89. Crushed by a piano dropped by IAmThatOneGuy

90. Crushed by several orchestra instruments dropped by Conure

91. Crushed by a flugelhorn dropped by NerdSandwich

92. Crushed by Anvil 4, Leonardo, dropped by Conure

93. Crushed by a full sized organ, dropped by IAmThatOneGuy

94. Crushed by a double bass, dropped by GG0z

95. Crushed by a comically large banana, dropped by Conure

96. Neck broken by GG0z

97. Large sword dropped on head

98. Deaths divided by two, which causes a death. Apparently. 

99. Divided deaths by 0, causing a death. 

100. MY DEATH YESSSS 

101-116. Conure tore a whole in reality, causing 16 deaths. 

117. Messing with reality

118. Hit with a pistol by Conure

119. Thrown under a bus by GG0z

120. Exploded by Conure

121. Slipped on a banana peel placed by GG0z

122. Stabbed by Conure out of boredom

123. Hit over the head with the 3d object  of "aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic" by GG0z

124. Killed with a stone by Conure

125. Killed by a stone that killed a bird due to Fizz's law

126. Stabbed in celebration by Conure

127. Killed when Conure went to the demon's in GG0z's basement

128. Fed by GG0z to the demons in his basement

129. Redirected death, Grub sacrificed NerdSandwich

130. Sacrificed by Conure on an altar

131. Redirected death from Usseewa's sacrifice on the altar

132. Sacrifice to summon Egg Gods due to Usseewa

133. Killed by Conure just to update the list

134. Burst into flames by a flashlight pointed by GG0z

135. Shot by Conure with a pistol

136. Stabbed by GG0z

136. Hit by Ink with a pool noodle

137. Bled out when Grub used blood to sign the petition

138. Crushed by Reginald to sign the petition

139. Redirected death when GG0z used the ink from Ink's name to sign the petition

140. Killed in a collision with Grub when GG0z threw an anvil

141. Killed when a skin flake crushed a fly

142. Knocked off a cliff when Conure tripped over Sarah the Anvil

143. Killed by an anvil thown by Conure

144. Crushed by all the anvils

145. Dead of shock when not killed by GG0z

146. Redirected death when GG0z combusted

147. Blood drained out by Conure to sign GG0z's petition

148. Redirected death when GG0z used Gub's blood to sign his petition

149. Crushed beneath an avalanche of enchanted baguettes

150. Mistook a dragon for public transportation

151. Challenged a tornado to a dance battle and lost

152. Drowned in an aggressively sentient bowl of soup

153. Turned into a constellation after eating a suspiciously glowing blueberry

154. Vaporized by a wizard’s “minor inconvenience” spell

155. Fell into a bottomless pit that was clearly labeled “Bottomless Pit”

156. Pecked to death by extremely determined hummingbirds

157. Exploded into confetti after saying “watch this”

158. Slipped on a banana peel and accidentally entered another dimension

159. Devoured by a taxidermied moose that briefly came alive

160. Flattened by a piano dropped by a time-traveling mime

161. Perished in single combat against a haunted grandfather clock

162. Got folded into origami by a rogue magician

163. Accidentally wished themselves out of existence with a cursed birthday candle

164. Run over by a parade float shaped like a shrimp

165. Defeated by thirty-seven feral librarians wielding dictionaries

166. Turned into soup by moonlight for reasons never explained

168. Fatally inconvenienced by an angry cloud

168. Trampled by a flock of airborne alpacas wearing roller skates

169. Redirected death when Usseewa's brain imploded

170. Hit with a croissant thrown by GG0z

171. Died a firery death after being pushed into the wrong dimension

172. Thrown antimatter by GG0z

173. No more air 

174. Chucked into a pit of serpents by Grub

175. Tied by GG0z to a merry-go-round that goes exponentially faster

176. BBQd by Grub

177. Redirected death from the Magical Fairy Princess

178. Wrong type of blood forcefully donated by Conure

 

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Just now, Through The Living Star said:
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-1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about being killed

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death

40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things

41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers

42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!!

43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z

44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius

45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him

46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower

47. Isekaied by Coder

48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt

49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz

50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure

51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear

52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 

53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 

54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law

55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start

56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI

57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO

58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL

59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day

60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid

61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved

62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back

63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z

64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law

65. Anvil dropped by Conure

66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief

68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework

68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework

69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z

70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason

71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure

72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure

73. Stabbed by Conure

74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z

75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure

76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law

77. Shot by Conure with a bazooka

78. Murdered by NerdSandwich

79. Dissitegrated due to Fizz's Law by the Angel Dragon

80. Stabbed by Ink in celebration

81. Stabbed by Conure

82. Set on fire by Ink

83. Dropped into subzero temperatures by Conure

84. Fired out of a confetti cannon by Ink

85. Crushed by Anvil 3, Greglio

86. Deleted along with Anvil -2

87. Burned by Conure during the funeral for Anvil -2

88. Shot repeatedly by Conure

89. Crushed by a piano dropped by IAmThatOneGuy

90. Crushed by several orchestra instruments dropped by Conure

91. Crushed by a flugelhorn dropped by NerdSandwich

92. Crushed by Anvil 4, Leonardo, dropped by Conure

93. Crushed by a full sized organ, dropped by IAmThatOneGuy

94. Crushed by a double bass, dropped by GG0z

95. Crushed by a comically large banana, dropped by Conure

96. Neck broken by GG0z

97. Large sword dropped on head

98. Deaths divided by two, which causes a death. Apparently. 

99. Divided deaths by 0, causing a death. 

100. MY DEATH YESSSS 

101-116. Conure tore a whole in reality, causing 16 deaths. 

117. Messing with reality

118. Hit with a pistol by Conure

119. Thrown under a bus by GG0z

120. Exploded by Conure

121. Slipped on a banana peel placed by GG0z

122. Stabbed by Conure out of boredom

123. Hit over the head with the 3d object  of "aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic" by GG0z

124. Killed with a stone by Conure

125. Killed by a stone that killed a bird due to Fizz's law

126. Stabbed in celebration by Conure

127. Killed when Conure went to the demon's in GG0z's basement

128. Fed by GG0z to the demons in his basement

129. Redirected death, Grub sacrificed NerdSandwich

130. Sacrificed by Conure on an altar

131. Redirected death from Usseewa's sacrifice on the altar

132. Sacrifice to summon Egg Gods due to Usseewa

133. Killed by Conure just to update the list

134. Burst into flames by a flashlight pointed by GG0z

135. Shot by Conure with a pistol

136. Stabbed by GG0z

136. Hit by Ink with a pool noodle

137. Bled out when Grub used blood to sign the petition

138. Crushed by Reginald to sign the petition

139. Redirected death when GG0z used the ink from Ink's name to sign the petition

140. Killed in a collision with Grub when GG0z threw an anvil

141. Killed when a skin flake crushed a fly

142. Knocked off a cliff when Conure tripped over Sarah the Anvil

143. Killed by an anvil thown by Conure

144. Crushed by all the anvils

145. Dead of shock when not killed by GG0z

146. Redirected death when GG0z combusted

147. Blood drained out by Conure to sign GG0z's petition

148. Redirected death when GG0z used Gub's blood to sign his petition

149. Crushed beneath an avalanche of enchanted baguettes

150. Mistook a dragon for public transportation

151. Challenged a tornado to a dance battle and lost

152. Drowned in an aggressively sentient bowl of soup

153. Turned into a constellation after eating a suspiciously glowing blueberry

154. Vaporized by a wizard’s “minor inconvenience” spell

155. Fell into a bottomless pit that was clearly labeled “Bottomless Pit”

156. Pecked to death by extremely determined hummingbirds

157. Exploded into confetti after saying “watch this”

158. Slipped on a banana peel and accidentally entered another dimension

159. Devoured by a taxidermied moose that briefly came alive

160. Flattened by a piano dropped by a time-traveling mime

161. Perished in single combat against a haunted grandfather clock

162. Got folded into origami by a rogue magician

163. Accidentally wished themselves out of existence with a cursed birthday candle

164. Run over by a parade float shaped like a shrimp

165. Defeated by thirty-seven feral librarians wielding dictionaries

166. Turned into soup by moonlight for reasons never explained

168. Fatally inconvenienced by an angry cloud

168. Trampled by a flock of airborne alpacas wearing roller skates

169. Redirected death when Usseewa's brain imploded

170. Hit with a croissant thrown by GG0z

171. Died a firery death after being pushed into the wrong dimension

172. Thrown antimatter by GG0z

173. No more air 

174. Chucked into a pit of serpents by Grub

175. Tied by GG0z to a merry-go-round that goes exponentially faster

176. BBQd by Grub

177. Redirected death from the Magical Fairy Princess

178. Wrong type of blood forcefully donated by Conure

 

And that’s why I add to my quote book at the end of the day and not while everyone is active…

Posted
Just now, NerdSandwich said:

Bruh 178 is crazy.
Star you should get death 200 too.

I second this, it’s the least we can do after murdering her 178 times!

Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

*177

She did death 100

Oh yeah…

But I can’t calculate which times we murdered her and which times she killed herself, which are considerable. Her first death was herself…

… 

skimming the list, she killed herself about 8 times.

Is it weird that as I type that, I was mentally waxing nostalgic about the first time Star died?

Ah well this is The Last Post Loses whatever

Edited by Factor
Posted

HELP ME!!! Why is it that 5 pages spawned in when I was gone, but when I was checking the Shard constantly,  it was silent for 5 hours

Excuse me for a moment, while I eat some paper to give Star indigestion

Posted

It's cause I'm on during school hours
(and waiting for band stuff for that matter)

Posted
3 minutes ago, GG0z said:

HELP ME!!! Why is it that 5 pages spawned in when I was gone, but when I was checking the Shard constantly,  it was silent for 5 hours

Excuse me for a moment, while I eat some paper to give Star indigestion

EXACTLY THAT IS ME

*adjusts glasses and apologizes for correcting you*

Erm, well, according to Verdance’s Law, only true deaths transfer to Star, being hurt stays with you…

Just now, NerdSandwich said:

It's cause I'm on during school hours
(and waiting for band stuff for that matter)

Aaaand that’s why I’m “trying” to get the Shard at school…

Posted

Every time i get on here the only thing i can think to say is ‘yall really are weird’

And i pride myself on my ‘creativity’

Posted (edited)

 

I’m usually on during and after school for some time…

Just out of curiosity, what grade do you all think I am in?

We are all weird here

Edited by GG0z
Posted
Just now, GG0z said:

 

I’m usually on during and after school for some time…

Just out of curiosity, what grade do you all think I am in?

We are all weird here

Between 16-20

Posted

Ooo! I also want to know what grade you think I am in! 
(Full disclaimer, I will neither confirm nor deny any statements about my age) 

That's not very helpful to you, GG0z, sorry, I'm not very good at reading people. 

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