Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 After so much blood... sweat... and tears.... HERE IS THE DEATH LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, that took forever. Before I posted this, the most recent number was 121. Spoiler -1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough 27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best" 28. Killed because have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it 30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich 31. Killed for complaining about being killed 32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self 33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT 34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll 35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it 36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed 37. Stabbed by Ink 38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW 39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death 40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things 41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers 42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!! 43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z 44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius 45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him 46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower 47. Isekaied by Coder 48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt 49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz 50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure 51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear 52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law 55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start 56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI 57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO 58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL 59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day 60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid 61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved 62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back 63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z 64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law 65. Anvil dropped by Conure 66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief 68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework 68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework 69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z 70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason 71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure 72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure 73. Stabbed by Conure 74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z 75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure 76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law 77. Shot by Conure with a bazooka 78. Murdered by NerdSandwich 79. Dissitegrated due to Fizz's Law by the Angel Dragon 80. Stabbed by Ink in celebration 81. Stabbed by Conure 82. Set on fire by Ink 83. Dropped into subzero temperatures by Conure 84. Fired out of a confetti cannon by Ink 85. Crushed by Anvil 3, Greglio 86. Deleted along with Anvil -2 87. Burned by Conure during the funeral for Anvil -2 88. Shot repeatedly by Conure 89. Crushed by a piano dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 90. Crushed by several orchestra instruments dropped by Conure 91. Crushed by a flugelhorn dropped by NerdSandwich 92. Crushed by Anvil 4, Leonardo, dropped by Conure 93. Crushed by a full sized organ, dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 94. Crushed by a double bass, dropped by GG0z 95. Crushed by a comically large banana, dropped by Conure 96. Neck broken by GG0z 97. Large sword dropped on head 98. Deaths divided by two, which causes a death. Apparently. 99. Divided deaths by 0, causing a death. 100. MY DEATH YESSSS 101-116. Conure tore a whole in reality, causing 16 deaths. 117. Messing with reality 118. Hit with a pistol by Conure 119. Thrown under a bus by GG0z 120. Exploded by Conure 121. Slipped on a banana peel placed by GG0z 122. Stabbed by Conure out of boredom 123. Hit over the head with the 3d object of "aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic" by GG0z 124. Killed with a stone by Conure 125. Killed by a stone that killed a bird due to Fizz's law 126. Stabbed in celebration by Conure 127. Killed when Conure went to the demon's in GG0z's basement 128. Fed by GG0z to the demons in his basement 129. Redirected death, Grub sacrificed NerdSandwich 130. Sacrificed by Conure on an altar 131. Redirected death from Usseewa's sacrifice on the altar 132. Sacrifice to summon Egg Gods due to Usseewa 133. Killed by Conure just to update the list 134. Burst into flames by a flashlight pointed by GG0z 135. Shot by Conure with a pistol 136. Stabbed by GG0z 136. Hit by Ink with a pool noodle 137. Bled out when Grub used blood to sign the petition 138. Crushed by Reginald to sign the petition 139. Redirected death when GG0z used the ink from Ink's name to sign the petition 140. Killed in a collision with Grub when GG0z threw an anvil 141. Killed when a skin flake crushed a fly 142. Knocked off a cliff when Conure tripped over Sarah the Anvil 143. Killed by an anvil thown by Conure 144. Crushed by all the anvils 145. Dead of shock when not killed by GG0z 146. Redirected death when GG0z combusted 147. Blood drained out by Conure to sign GG0z's petition 148. Redirected death when GG0z used Gub's blood to sign his petition 149. Crushed beneath an avalanche of enchanted baguettes 150. Mistook a dragon for public transportation 151. Challenged a tornado to a dance battle and lost 152. Drowned in an aggressively sentient bowl of soup 153. Turned into a constellation after eating a suspiciously glowing blueberry 154. Vaporized by a wizard’s “minor inconvenience” spell 155. Fell into a bottomless pit that was clearly labeled “Bottomless Pit” 156. Pecked to death by extremely determined hummingbirds 157. Exploded into confetti after saying “watch this” 158. Slipped on a banana peel and accidentally entered another dimension 159. Devoured by a taxidermied moose that briefly came alive 160. Flattened by a piano dropped by a time-traveling mime 161. Perished in single combat against a haunted grandfather clock 162. Got folded into origami by a rogue magician 163. Accidentally wished themselves out of existence with a cursed birthday candle 164. Run over by a parade float shaped like a shrimp 165. Defeated by thirty-seven feral librarians wielding dictionaries 166. Turned into soup by moonlight for reasons never explained 168. Fatally inconvenienced by an angry cloud 168. Trampled by a flock of airborne alpacas wearing roller skates 169. Redirected death when Usseewa's brain imploded 170. Hit with a croissant thrown by GG0z 171. Died a firery death after being pushed into the wrong dimension 172. Thrown antimatter by GG0z 173. No more air 174. Chucked into a pit of serpents by Grub 175. Tied by GG0z to a merry-go-round that goes exponentially faster 1
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted May 11 Posted May 11 2 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said: After so much blood... sweat... and tears.... HERE IS THE DEATH LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, that took forever. Before I posted this, the most recent number was 121. Reveal hidden contents -1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough 27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best" 28. Killed because have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it 30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich 31. Killed for complaining about being killed 32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self 33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT 34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll 35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it 36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed 37. Stabbed by Ink 38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW 39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death 40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things 41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers 42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!! 43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z 44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius 45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him 46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower 47. Isekaied by Coder 48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt 49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz 50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure 51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear 52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law 55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start 56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI 57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO 58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL 59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day 60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid 61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved 62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back 63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z 64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law 65. Anvil dropped by Conure 66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief 68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework 68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework 69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z 70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason 71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure 72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure 73. Stabbed by Conure 74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z 75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure 76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law 77. Shot by Conure with a bazooka 78. Murdered by NerdSandwich 79. Dissitegrated due to Fizz's Law by the Angel Dragon 80. Stabbed by Ink in celebration 81. Stabbed by Conure 82. Set on fire by Ink 83. Dropped into subzero temperatures by Conure 84. Fired out of a confetti cannon by Ink 85. Crushed by Anvil 3, Greglio 86. Deleted along with Anvil -2 87. Burned by Conure during the funeral for Anvil -2 88. Shot repeatedly by Conure 89. Crushed by a piano dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 90. Crushed by several orchestra instruments dropped by Conure 91. Crushed by a flugelhorn dropped by NerdSandwich 92. Crushed by Anvil 4, Leonardo, dropped by Conure 93. Crushed by a full sized organ, dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 94. Crushed by a double bass, dropped by GG0z 95. Crushed by a comically large banana, dropped by Conure 96. Neck broken by GG0z 97. Large sword dropped on head 98. Deaths divided by two, which causes a death. Apparently. 99. Divided deaths by 0, causing a death. 100. MY DEATH YESSSS 101-116. Conure tore a whole in reality, causing 16 deaths. 117. Messing with reality 118. Hit with a pistol by Conure 119. Thrown under a bus by GG0z 120. Exploded by Conure 121. Slipped on a banana peel placed by GG0z 122. Stabbed by Conure out of boredom 123. Hit over the head with the 3d object of "aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic" by GG0z 124. Killed with a stone by Conure 125. Killed by a stone that killed a bird due to Fizz's law 126. Stabbed in celebration by Conure 127. Killed when Conure went to the demon's in GG0z's basement 128. Fed by GG0z to the demons in his basement 129. Redirected death, Grub sacrificed NerdSandwich 130. Sacrificed by Conure on an altar 131. Redirected death from Usseewa's sacrifice on the altar 132. Sacrifice to summon Egg Gods due to Usseewa 133. Killed by Conure just to update the list 134. Burst into flames by a flashlight pointed by GG0z 135. Shot by Conure with a pistol 136. Stabbed by GG0z 136. Hit by Ink with a pool noodle 137. Bled out when Grub used blood to sign the petition 138. Crushed by Reginald to sign the petition 139. Redirected death when GG0z used the ink from Ink's name to sign the petition 140. Killed in a collision with Grub when GG0z threw an anvil 141. Killed when a skin flake crushed a fly 142. Knocked off a cliff when Conure tripped over Sarah the Anvil 143. Killed by an anvil thown by Conure 144. Crushed by all the anvils 145. Dead of shock when not killed by GG0z 146. Redirected death when GG0z combusted 147. Blood drained out by Conure to sign GG0z's petition 148. Redirected death when GG0z used Gub's blood to sign his petition 149. Crushed beneath an avalanche of enchanted baguettes 150. Mistook a dragon for public transportation 151. Challenged a tornado to a dance battle and lost 152. Drowned in an aggressively sentient bowl of soup 153. Turned into a constellation after eating a suspiciously glowing blueberry 154. Vaporized by a wizard’s “minor inconvenience” spell 155. Fell into a bottomless pit that was clearly labeled “Bottomless Pit” 156. Pecked to death by extremely determined hummingbirds 157. Exploded into confetti after saying “watch this” 158. Slipped on a banana peel and accidentally entered another dimension 159. Devoured by a taxidermied moose that briefly came alive 160. Flattened by a piano dropped by a time-traveling mime 161. Perished in single combat against a haunted grandfather clock 162. Got folded into origami by a rogue magician 163. Accidentally wished themselves out of existence with a cursed birthday candle 164. Run over by a parade float shaped like a shrimp 165. Defeated by thirty-seven feral librarians wielding dictionaries 166. Turned into soup by moonlight for reasons never explained 168. Fatally inconvenienced by an angry cloud 168. Trampled by a flock of airborne alpacas wearing roller skates 169. Redirected death when Usseewa's brain imploded 170. Hit with a croissant thrown by GG0z 171. Died a firery death after being pushed into the wrong dimension 172. Thrown antimatter by GG0z 173. No more air 174. Chucked into a pit of serpents by Grub 175. Tied by GG0z to a merry-go-round that goes exponentially faster Crikey .... you good?
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Yeah I'm just never ever ever ever EVER falling behind on the death list again.
Through The Living Grub He/Him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 I lost the game... I barbeque Star to ease my suffering.
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Does the suffering of others truly limit your own suffering?
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 NO. I LOSE THE GAME AND CONURE WILL NOT HOLD HIS LEAD FOR LONG Spoiler -1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough 27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best" 28. Killed because have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it 30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich 31. Killed for complaining about being killed 32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self 33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT 34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll 35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it 36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed 37. Stabbed by Ink 38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW 39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death 40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things 41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers 42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!! 43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z 44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius 45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him 46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower 47. Isekaied by Coder 48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt 49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz 50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure 51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear 52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law 55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start 56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI 57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO 58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL 59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day 60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid 61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved 62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back 63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z 64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law 65. Anvil dropped by Conure 66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief 68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework 68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework 69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z 70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason 71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure 72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure 73. Stabbed by Conure 74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z 75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure 76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law 77. Shot by Conure with a bazooka 78. Murdered by NerdSandwich 79. Dissitegrated due to Fizz's Law by the Angel Dragon 80. Stabbed by Ink in celebration 81. Stabbed by Conure 82. Set on fire by Ink 83. Dropped into subzero temperatures by Conure 84. Fired out of a confetti cannon by Ink 85. Crushed by Anvil 3, Greglio 86. Deleted along with Anvil -2 87. Burned by Conure during the funeral for Anvil -2 88. Shot repeatedly by Conure 89. Crushed by a piano dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 90. Crushed by several orchestra instruments dropped by Conure 91. Crushed by a flugelhorn dropped by NerdSandwich 92. Crushed by Anvil 4, Leonardo, dropped by Conure 93. Crushed by a full sized organ, dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 94. Crushed by a double bass, dropped by GG0z 95. Crushed by a comically large banana, dropped by Conure 96. Neck broken by GG0z 97. Large sword dropped on head 98. Deaths divided by two, which causes a death. Apparently. 99. Divided deaths by 0, causing a death. 100. MY DEATH YESSSS 101-116. Conure tore a whole in reality, causing 16 deaths. 117. Messing with reality 118. Hit with a pistol by Conure 119. Thrown under a bus by GG0z 120. Exploded by Conure 121. Slipped on a banana peel placed by GG0z 122. Stabbed by Conure out of boredom 123. Hit over the head with the 3d object of "aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic" by GG0z 124. Killed with a stone by Conure 125. Killed by a stone that killed a bird due to Fizz's law 126. Stabbed in celebration by Conure 127. Killed when Conure went to the demon's in GG0z's basement 128. Fed by GG0z to the demons in his basement 129. Redirected death, Grub sacrificed NerdSandwich 130. Sacrificed by Conure on an altar 131. Redirected death from Usseewa's sacrifice on the altar 132. Sacrifice to summon Egg Gods due to Usseewa 133. Killed by Conure just to update the list 134. Burst into flames by a flashlight pointed by GG0z 135. Shot by Conure with a pistol 136. Stabbed by GG0z 136. Hit by Ink with a pool noodle 137. Bled out when Grub used blood to sign the petition 138. Crushed by Reginald to sign the petition 139. Redirected death when GG0z used the ink from Ink's name to sign the petition 140. Killed in a collision with Grub when GG0z threw an anvil 141. Killed when a skin flake crushed a fly 142. Knocked off a cliff when Conure tripped over Sarah the Anvil 143. Killed by an anvil thown by Conure 144. Crushed by all the anvils 145. Dead of shock when not killed by GG0z 146. Redirected death when GG0z combusted 147. Blood drained out by Conure to sign GG0z's petition 148. Redirected death when GG0z used Gub's blood to sign his petition 149. Crushed beneath an avalanche of enchanted baguettes 150. Mistook a dragon for public transportation 151. Challenged a tornado to a dance battle and lost 152. Drowned in an aggressively sentient bowl of soup 153. Turned into a constellation after eating a suspiciously glowing blueberry 154. Vaporized by a wizard’s “minor inconvenience” spell 155. Fell into a bottomless pit that was clearly labeled “Bottomless Pit” 156. Pecked to death by extremely determined hummingbirds 157. Exploded into confetti after saying “watch this” 158. Slipped on a banana peel and accidentally entered another dimension 159. Devoured by a taxidermied moose that briefly came alive 160. Flattened by a piano dropped by a time-traveling mime 161. Perished in single combat against a haunted grandfather clock 162. Got folded into origami by a rogue magician 163. Accidentally wished themselves out of existence with a cursed birthday candle 164. Run over by a parade float shaped like a shrimp 165. Defeated by thirty-seven feral librarians wielding dictionaries 166. Turned into soup by moonlight for reasons never explained 168. Fatally inconvenienced by an angry cloud 168. Trampled by a flock of airborne alpacas wearing roller skates 169. Redirected death when Usseewa's brain imploded 170. Hit with a croissant thrown by GG0z 171. Died a firery death after being pushed into the wrong dimension 172. Thrown antimatter by GG0z 173. No more air 174. Chucked into a pit of serpents by Grub 175. Tied by GG0z to a merry-go-round that goes exponentially faster 176. BBQd by Grub
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 4 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said: AND CONURE WILL NOT HOLD HIS LEAD FOR LONG That would be because I ate it. The list is back!!!
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 True you did eat it And I ate some lead too.
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Burn your metals before you sleep Star, some are poisonous.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 (edited) It's an unfortunate element in the existence of poison that people just want to eat it to be stubborn... OH NO. I'M SUMMONING DEMON PENCILS AGAIN... I THOUGHT I WAS FREE Edited May 11 by Conure1243
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 WHAT?!?!?! WHEN DID THE DEMON PENCILS START?
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 (edited) About a year ago. They just follow me around. A pencil I don't own literally just spawned on top of my drawing while I wasn't looking 1 minute ago, NerdSandwich said: One-liners Conure Aaaaaaand I have successfully given the one liners another daily dose of me. I should have known... Edited May 11 by Conure1243
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Yeah, it seems like you get a quote daily just from this thread.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 I pretty much do. Though the reason it's always from this thread is because I pretty much only post here these days...
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Also this thread is pretty much just the chaos pit where people say stupid things that seem like it is for the sole purpose of being outed.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 (edited) Even though we have a dedicated Guild of People who only say Stupyzhd (stupid) Things on this Topic thread. I may or may not have had something to do with the changing in the spelling of Stupyzhd Edited May 11 by Conure1243 Grammars
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Yeah, this thread has sort of taken over that. I mean, when you get quotes like "OH NO. I'M SUMMONING DEMON PENCILS AGAIN" you kind of have to quote it,
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 *cough* foot email *cough cough*, @Through The Living Star
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Stupyzhd is a very stupyzhd way to spell stupyzhd! *singsong voice* THAT'S WHY I LOOOOVE IT Random dose of stupidity: If you freeze a banana, does it become a destructive vacuum?
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Just now, NerdSandwich said: If you freeze a banana, does it become a destructive vacuum? YES I don't know why, but YES.
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