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Hello and welcome to my first Brandon-related post in months.

In this thread, we pretend to discuss Brandon books (or other content) that haven't been released yet, and er on the side of comedy.

(Non-spoiler example)

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I loved the part in Warbreaker 2 where they're all like "Wow, I guess the real Warbreaker was the friends we made along the way!"

Hopefully we can do better than that of course.

Also feel free to respond to other posts like

(response to above)

Spoiler

How dare you! That moment in Warbreaker 2 was an affront to all of the Warbreaking that happened in Warbreaker 1.5

Try to mark spoilers and stuff, but other than that have fun!

(New rule): Continuity between posts is funny, but not required.

Here are two thingies to get started

(Mistborn era 1 spoilers)

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I think my favorite part in Mistborn 16: Brandon's Favorite Number was when those 16 Mistborn all burned all 16 metals at once and then beat the army of koloss with 16 Hemalurgic spikes in them

(Elantris non-spoilers)

Spoiler

While I liked that the Elantris movie adaptation gave a backflash to the Reod, wasn't it kinda dumb when that one Elantrian turned to the camera and was like "I guess we really got Reod with that one!" I mean, it kind of felt too comedic for such a serious scene.

 

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54 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

(Elantris non-spoilers)

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While I liked that the Elantris movie adaptation gave a backflash to the Reod, wasn't it kinda dumb when that one Elantrian turned to the camera and was like "I guess we really got Reod with that one!" I mean, it kind of felt too comedic for such a serious scene.

HOW DARE YOU

THAT WAS THE ONLY REDEMING PART OF THE FILM

I MEAN, (Elasntris non-spoilers)

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THE WHOLE PART WHERE THEY WERE BECOMING BLUE AND FLYING TO FIGHT THE SPACE INVADERS WITH EVERYONE WAS SO UNREALISTIC

 

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1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

HOW DARE YOU

THAT WAS THE ONLY REDEMING PART OF THE FILM

I MEAN, (Elasntris non-spoilers)

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THE WHOLE PART WHERE THEY WERE BECOMING BLUE AND FLYING TO FIGHT THE SPACE INVADERS WITH EVERYONE WAS SO UNREALISTIC

 

Idk, I think it was a clever way to foreshadow Stormlight 11. But yeah I understand how that could be divisive.

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7 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

Idk, I think it was a clever way to foreshadow Stormlight 11. But yeah I understand how that could be divisive.

No, it is objectively terrible. We’re trying to replicate Elantris 14 (as the movie was marketed) or Stormborn 12??? At least Stormborn 12 (mild book as it was) wasn’t an incoherent mess that pulled from multiple other sources to rip them off!

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Ok idk abt you guys but honestly mistborn era 6 book 7 titled there are no mistborn in Mistborn anymore was soooo good like that part where vin, Kaladin and seusabron all fought the elantrians it was just peak cinema

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7 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

I think my favorite part in Mistborn 16: Brandon's Favorite Number was when those 16 Mistborn all burned all 16 metals at once and then beat the army of koloss with 16 Hemalurgic spikes in them

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OH! And that part where the 16 Full Feruchemists were tapping 16 base metals and storing all 16 godmetals??? And then brandon himself (in 16 different forms, of course) descended to 16 the 16 16s?

12 minutes ago, Honors Ghost said:

Ok idk abt you guys but honestly mistborn era 6 book 7 titled there are no mistborn in Mistborn anymore was soooo good like that part where vin, Kaladin and seusabron all fought the elantrians it was just peak cinema

And the Era 7 Book 6 There are Mistborn in No Mistborn Which the title was a great reference to how Era 7 is title no mistborn and too era 6's book 7?? And how then, hoid cloned himself into 3 shapeshifting people with each identical powerset to Vin Kaladin and Seusabron??? And then fought an army of super-shapeshifting kandra with elantrian powers?

Loved the callback.

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2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:
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OH! And that part where the 16 Full Feruchemists were tapping 16 base metals and storing all 16 godmetals??? And then brandon himself (in 16 different forms, of course) descended to 16 the 16 16s?

And the Era 7 Book 6 There are Mistborn in No Mistborn Which the title was a great reference to how Era 7 is title no mistborn and too era 6's book 7?? And how then, hoid cloned himself into 3 shapeshifting people with each identical powerset to Vin Kaladin and Seusabron??? And then fought an army of super-shapeshifting kandra with elantrian powers?

Loved the callback.

Yeah me too it was great, reminds me of that time when Brandon partnered with transformers to make Adonalsium Prime and he transformed into all those different transformers so that he could destroy all those threnodites, rly was a great book

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Oh did you hear? The Elantris 15th anniversary edition 15th anniversary edition came out, and it now has 3 more hoid epilogues and every single Ars Arcanum in the series.

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2 minutes ago, Honors Ghost said:

Yeah me too it was great, reminds me of that time when Brandon partnered with transformers to make Adonalsium Prime and he transformed into all those different transformers so that he could destroy all those threnodites, rly was a great book

Oh yeah, Era Transformer, Book Prime? Back when Brandon finally decided to switch away from boring numbers?

Ado Pri was AWESOME

Just now, Hmmm lies said:

Oh did you hear? The Elantris 15th anniversary edition 15th anniversary edition came out, and it now has 3 more hoid epilogues and every single Ars Arcanum in the series.

OH YEAH

Dude, every 15 15 years, I get soooooooo excited!

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Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh yeah, Era Transformer, Book Prime? Back when Brandon finally decided to switch away from boring numbers?

Ado Pri was AWESOME

OH YEAH

Dude, every 15 15 years, I get soooooooo excited!

Literalllyyyypersonally I’m most excited for the upcoming game that he’s putting out with Nintendo for stormlight I think it’s gonna be great, Nintendo even said that they’re gonna do what they always do and toss the year long lore out the window just cus they can, it’s gonna be great 

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Just now, Honors Ghost said:

Literalllyyyypersonally I’m most excited for the upcoming game that he’s putting out with Nintendo for stormlight I think it’s gonna be great, Nintendo even said that they’re gonna do what they always do and toss the year long lore out the window just cus they can, it’s gonna be great 

yeah and mario is going appear and lick the investiture

im so pumped

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Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

yeah and mario is going appear and lick the investiture

im so pumped

yah

Also seceret history two titled more cognitive shadows where we find out Wayne became a cognitive shadow and founded his one rival cult to oppose kelsiers is gonna be sooooo good I’m especially excited for the part where Melaan and wax and literally every other important haracter that has ever died all become cognitive shadows and pick sides in the Wayne kelsier cognitive shadow war

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5 minutes ago, Honors Ghost said:

yah

Also seceret history two titled more cognitive shadows where we find out Wayne became a cognitive shadow and founded his one rival cult to oppose kelsiers is gonna be sooooo good I’m especially excited for the part where Melaan and wax and literally every other important haracter that has ever died all become cognitive shadows and pick sides in the Wayne kelsier cognitive shadow war

Oh oh oh! I am actually one of the beta readers for that, and

Spoiler

Kelsier and Wayne merge in an attempt to see which's cognitive aspect is stronger, and Wayne's ego pulls through, making kelsier and wayne the same person, but giving wayne signifigantly more power over their joined selves.

 

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(why are y'all better at this than me?)

I kinda am annoyed that The Last Book of the Cosmere got delayed because Brandon felt the need to rewrite every single thing he had ever written, including unpublished works, annotations, and reddit comments.

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8 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

(why are y'all better at this than me?)

I kinda am annoyed that The Last Book of the Cosmere got delayed because Brandon felt the need to rewrite every single thing he had ever written, including unpublished works, annotations, and reddit comments.

And I'm annoyed that The Last Book of the Cosmere is actually book one in a 15 book series, which is the first of 50 series

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37 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

(why are y'all better at this than me?)

I kinda am annoyed that The Last Book of the Cosmere got delayed because Brandon felt the need to rewrite every single thing he had ever written, including unpublished works, annotations, and reddit comments.

(Well we can’t let you be the queen of everything ;3)

38 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh oh oh! I am actually one of the beta readers for that, and

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Kelsier and Wayne merge in an attempt to see which's cognitive aspect is stronger, and Wayne's ego pulls through, making kelsier and wayne the same person, but giving wayne signifigantly more power over their joined selves.

 

WOAHH that’s awesome I’m even more

excited now

38 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

(why are y'all better at this than me?)

I kinda am annoyed that The Last Book of the Cosmere got delayed because Brandon felt the need to rewrite every single thing he had ever written, including unpublished works, annotations, and reddit comments.

sigh classic brandon

29 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

And I'm annoyed that The Last Book of the Cosmere is actually book one in a 15 book series, which is the first of 50 series

This one’s good lolll

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