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Posted
11 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

"Awesome! I haven't heard either of those, but I'll go and listen to them! I listen to a lot of Imagine Dragons, so maybe Shots to listen to, and then I like playing the Pirates of the Caribbean theme tune, which is probably also my favourite to play and listen to!"

"I haven't heard of Shots, but I'll look into it. Pirates is a good one!"

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted
50 minutes ago, GG0z said:

*Appears*

“You have successfully summoned me, Ink”

"Hurrah!" Ink hands him a kitten. "Are you allergic to cats? We have a lot of baby demonic horrors in here. Would you like a drink?"

Posted
6 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

"Hurrah!" Ink hands him a kitten. "Are you allergic to cats? We have a lot of baby demonic horrors in here. Would you like a drink?"

“No, on the contrary, I love cats!” GG0z says, cuddling the kitten. “Sure, I would like a drink. What are the option?”

Posted
25 minutes ago, GG0z said:

“No, on the contrary, I love cats!” GG0z says, cuddling the kitten. “Sure, I would like a drink. What are the option?”

Ink beams. "Awesome! Mine keeps climbing in my hair." They point at the one clawing angrily at their head. "Drinks are whatever you can think of, though they've normally been corrupted by Coder, the bartender."

Posted
12 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ink beams. "Awesome! Mine keeps climbing in my hair." They point at the one clawing angrily at their head. "Drinks are whatever you can think of, though they've normally been corrupted by Coder, the bartender."

“Corrupted?” GG0z asks, taking a drink of lemonade, turning green with purple polka dots

Posted
11 minutes ago, GG0z said:

“Corrupted?” GG0z asks, taking a drink of lemonade, turning green with purple polka dots

Ink grins. "Yea, that's one of the more mild effects." They nod to the kittens. "Those are moderate effects. I'm too scared to ask what extreme does."

They pick up a mug of tea and eye it suspiciously. 

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ink grins. "Yea, that's one of the more mild effects." They nod to the kittens. "Those are moderate effects. I'm too scared to ask what extreme does."

They pick up a mug of tea and eye it suspiciously. 

“There’s no better time to find out than now! Hey @CoderDrag0n8! I have a question!!” GG0z calls. “What are the extreme effects?”

“Are the kittens considered effects?” GG0z asks, putting his kitten on his shoulder

Edited by GG0z
Posted

Verdance would likely have a philosophical question about culturally appropriate language and the hypocrisy between contemporary taboo subjects that would likely offend someone, but as he is currently locked in battle with the Guardian of the Plotblade of Plot Significance somewhere in the Sanderson Elimination forums, he is spared from completely ostracizing himself from the Shard.

Posted
16 hours ago, Verdance said:

Verdance would likely have a philosophical question about culturally appropriate language and the hypocrisy between contemporary taboo subjects that would likely offend someone, but as he is currently locked in battle with the Guardian of the Plotblade of Plot Significance somewhere in the Sanderson Elimination forums, he is spared from completely ostracizing himself from the Shard.

Ah, apologies if that was me, I had no intention of offending anyone so sorry

Posted
8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ah, apologies if that was me, I had no intention of offending anyone so sorry

Verdance peeks back into the bar, fending off someone put of view with his other hand. “You’re all good, Ink,” he says. “A little joke at my own expense, nothing to do with you!”. Then he lunges at his opponent and disappears out of view.

Posted
On 6/2/2026 at 12:02 PM, GG0z said:

“There’s no better time to find out than now! Hey @CoderDrag0n8! I have a question!!” GG0z calls. “What are the extreme effects?”

“Are the kittens considered effects?” GG0z asks, putting his kitten on his shoulder

"Nah, the kittens are eldritch deities." Coder says, rising through the floor in a ring of fire. "Sorry, I had duties back in Hell I needed to get through. Ohhhhh and extreme effects..."

Coder looks over at the giant cliff leading to The Great Hole Of Nothingness. "Hmmmm, that's moderate..."

Coder looks at the portal to hell. "Existence of hell... moderate..."

Coder looks down into The Great Hole Of Nothingness. "Creation of the universe... yeah, moderate..."

Coder looks back up, and says, "Dunno, I know how to summon one, but... Just let me know when you find one!"

Posted
7 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Nah, the kittens are eldritch deities." Coder says, rising through the floor in a ring of fire. "Sorry, I had duties back in Hell I needed to get through. Ohhhhh and extreme effects..."

Coder looks over at the giant cliff leading to The Great Hole Of Nothingness. "Hmmmm, that's moderate..."

Coder looks at the portal to hell. "Existence of hell... moderate..."

Coder looks down into The Great Hole Of Nothingness. "Creation of the universe... yeah, moderate..."

Coder looks back up, and says, "Dunno, I know how to summon one, but... Just let me know when you find one!"

GG0z throws bread at Coder, just to make sure he’s real

Posted
13 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Nah, the kittens are eldritch deities." Coder says, rising through the floor in a ring of fire. "Sorry, I had duties back in Hell I needed to get through. Ohhhhh and extreme effects..."

Coder looks over at the giant cliff leading to The Great Hole Of Nothingness. "Hmmmm, that's moderate..."

Coder looks at the portal to hell. "Existence of hell... moderate..."

Coder looks down into The Great Hole Of Nothingness. "Creation of the universe... yeah, moderate..."

Coder looks back up, and says, "Dunno, I know how to summon one, but... Just let me know when you find one!"

Ink frowns. "They are? I can never keep track of kittens. I should not be allowed to own a pet." He puts Quill on the floor. Quill immediately claws back up into xir hair.

"Can I order a pint of questions to drink, please?"

Posted
4 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ink frowns. "They are? I can never keep track of kittens. I should not be allowed to own a pet." He puts Quill on the floor. Quill immediately claws back up into xir hair.

"Can I order a pint of questions to drink, please?"

"Sure!" Coder reaches into a floating portal, and tosses you a jar.

Posted

“Hey, Coder,” GG0z whispers to him, “Is it possible that you can make drinks that give you a specified effects?”

Posted
2 hours ago, GG0z said:

“Hey, Coder,” GG0z whispers to him, “Is it possible that you can make drinks that give you a specified effects?”

"Yeah, like what?" Coder asks aloud, "And why are we whispering?"

Posted
Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Yeah, like what?" Coder asks aloud, "And why are we whispering?"

“ I want to prank Ink!” GG0z continues whispering conspiratorily, “Do you know what [pronoun(I’m so sorry, Ink, idk the correct pronouns to use, since I’m not very educated)] is scared of?”

Posted
3 minutes ago, GG0z said:

“ I want to prank Ink!” GG0z continues whispering conspiratorily, “Do you know what [pronoun(I’m so sorry, Ink, idk the correct pronouns to use, since I’m not very educated)] is scared of?”

"Hmm... Ink is scared of whatever Ink isn't scared of. At least I think..." Coder ponders before yelling, "@Ink! What are you scared of?"

Posted
Just now, GG0z said:

*breaks fourth wall and dimension*

*stares at audience*

Coder looks at you. "Dude there was never a Fourth Wall. Only Kim Dokja has it, therefore there cannot be one here. Duh."

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