Magic System Mayhem Cosmere [Phase 1]

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 minutes ago, The Great Wyver said:

"Mmmm, to be honest, I don't mind! I have all this brilliant new data! It's just quite tiffy, isn't it?"

“Tiffy?”

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

24 minutes ago, ChickenBonanza said:

Mercyrose patted the incorporeal orb of light. “Don’t you worry your little head about it, alright? You just gotta sit there and look pretty.”

She sighed dramatically. “Gosh, everyones comin’ over here now.”

9 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh, they’re investigating their kidnapper.

I… Have a few more uses than just that…

“Maybe try and find your kidnapper?”

"Kidnapper?" Kreen asked Mercyrose.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

"Kidnapper?" Kreen asked Mercyrose.

You know, the one who brought y’all here?

[ChickenBonanza]

11 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I… Have a few more uses than just that…

“Shh,” Mercyrose shushed. “Just let me do the thinkin’.”

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

"Kidnapper?" Kreen asked Mercyrose.

She gives an exaggerated roll of her eyes, necessary given the disparity in height. “This one doesn’t even know what’s goin’ on, I see.”

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, ChickenBonanza said:

“Shh,” Mercyrose shushed. “Just let me do the thinkin’.”

She gives an exaggerated roll of her eyes, necessary given the disparity in height. “This one doesn’t even know what’s goin’ on, I see.”

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Wait what is Mercyrose again?

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, ChickenBonanza said:

“Shh,” Mercyrose shushed. “Just let me do the thinkin’.”

She gives an exaggerated roll of her eyes, necessary given the disparity in height. “This one doesn’t even know what’s goin’ on, I see.”

O-Okay.

[ChickenBonanza]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Wait what is Mercyrose again?

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Half-human half-singer. Actually of a height with most humans, given her age. She is, however, sitting atop a ~12ft greatshell.

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

8 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

“Tiffy?”

"Oh! I mean, profesionally amazing." She said. "Tiffy, is, er... an improper word for amazing."

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, The Great Wyver said:

"Oh! I mean, profesionally amazing." She said. "Tiffy, is, er... an improper word for amazing."

“Ah.”

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

“Ah.”

"Yes..." She seemed a bit embarrased. "Even after a thousand years, I cannot keep my tongue."

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ChickenBonanza said:

 

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Imperial?

I'm going to assume that's tall.

Kreen Worldweaved, once again using dirt to hover and match Mercyrose's height.

"Have you found anything so far?" he asked.

Edited September 25, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, The Great Wyver said:

"Yes..." She seemed a bit embarrased. "Even after a thousand years, I cannot keep my tongue."

“Saying the word Tiffy isn’t bad. Heck, I know some spren who are millions of years old and they still can’t stop themselves from saying words that would make a mother cut off their child’s ear to keep them from hearing.”

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

“Saying the word Tiffy isn’t bad. Heck, I know some spren who are millions of years old and they still can’t stop themselves from saying words that would make a mother cut off their child’s ear to keep them from hearing.”

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Millions of years old?

It's only 10,000 years post-shattering in the real cosmere.

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

 

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Who said this was the normal cosmere?

 

[ChickenBonanza]

4 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Imperial?

I'm going to assume that's tall.

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smh my head he doesn’t know it’s 3.5 meters

6 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Kreen Worldweaved, once again using dirt to hover and match Mercyrose's height.

"Have you found anything so far?" he asked

Mercyrose stares past his eyes. Reading his soul. Soul read. “Nah,” she finally says. “Now stop wasting Light and get in there.”

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, ChickenBonanza said:

Mercyrose stares past his eyes. Reading his soul. Soul read. “Nah,” she finally says. “Now stop wasting Light and get in there.”

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Ahh okay

Kreen dismissed his ribbons and entered the cave.

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

 

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But millions of years?

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Kreen dismissed his ribbons and entered the cave.

 

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Yes

We have worlds with Pres and Ruin, Ruin and Devotion, a Ruin+Cultivation discard, and a completely new shard. There are multiple universes

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

 

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...

Alright.

But that is evolution timescales...

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

“Saying the word Tiffy isn’t bad. Heck, I know some spren who are millions of years old and they still can’t stop themselves from saying words that would make a mother cut off their child’s ear to keep them from hearing.”

"R-really? That, um, sounds very unproffesional!"

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

 

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what does that mean?

1 hour ago, The Great Wyver said:

"R-really? That, um, sounds very unproffesional!"

"Incredibly. So dont worry about yourself, there are always people doing worse than you."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

18 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Incredibly. So dont worry about yourself, there are always people doing worse than you."

"But... if I use such language as them, won't I be just as bad as they are- I- I-'m not saying those people are bad, by any means, but, you know!"

[Argenti he/him]

19 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Incredibly. So dont worry about yourself, there are always people doing worse than you."

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Millions of years is like.... weird for investiture and bio... 

 

5 hours ago, ChickenBonanza said:

Mercyrose stares past his eyes. Reading his soul. Soul read. “Nah,” she finally says. “Now stop wasting Light and get in there.”

"Ashes, we need a Knight."

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, The Great Wyver said:

"But... if I use such language as them, won't I be just as bad as they are- I- I-'m not saying those people are bad, by any means, but, you know!"

"Dont use the same language, but Tiffy is not a terrible word to say like some others"

5 minutes ago, Argenti said:

 

"Ashes, we need a Knight."

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shhhh im gm whatever i say goes

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Dont use the same language, but Tiffy is not a terrible word to say like some others"

 

"W-well, my Master had told me that certain words were, er, innapropriate for true Historians, and I'm quite inclined to believe them..."

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

10 minutes ago, The Great Wyver said:

"W-well, my Master had told me that certain words were, er, innapropriate for true Historians, and I'm quite inclined to believe them..."

"Is your master here? No, he isn't. Because he isn't the one with a worldhopper spren and exploring a new planet with new investiture, you are. You get to decide what words are and aren't inappropriate."