How to Kill a God Dragon (HtKaD5) - Slow

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, IcedOutPenguin said:

Not here you aren't. Did you completely miss the first post's memo or something?

Yeah

Most of us are at a bay and uh im just walking around

Fine im just some normal guy, no one is paying attention to me, i look at the poster

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, The Wyver said:

Yeah

Most of us are at a bay and uh im just walking around

Fine im just some normal guy, no one is paying attention to me, i look at the poster

Yes

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Xener proceeded to roll a dice. 1 and 2 for the village, 3 and 4 for the caravan, 5 and 6 for the boats.

He rolled a 6. He entered the village.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Xener proceeded to roll a dice. 1 and 2 for the village, 3 and 4 for the caravan, 5 and 6 for the boats.

He rolled a 6. He entered the village.

The village was nice

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

16 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

The village was nice

Oh no wait he was meant to go to the boats.

Nevermind.

How many people does Xener count?

Edited September 5, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

40 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Oh no wait he was meant to go to the boats.

Nevermind.

How many people does Xener count?

20, he can see

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

20, he can see

Xener only had 1 die, so he had to clever. His first roll would determine if it is was in the first 10 people for the last ten, then he roll a second time to narrow it down to five. Then, he could roll normally but with 6 being re-roll.

He rolled 6, 6 and 1. He approached the 16th person he sees.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Xener only had 1 die, so he had to clever. His first roll would determine if it is was in the first 10 people for the last ten, then he roll a second time to narrow it down to five. Then, he could roll normally but with 6 being re-roll.

He rolled 6, 6 and 1. He approached the 16th person he sees.

They were sitting on a bench, and they looked tired

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

They were sitting on a bench, and they looked tired

"G'day, sir. How are you doing?"

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

"G'day, sir. How are you doing?"

They look startled. "Oh, fine."

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

They look startled. "Oh, fine."

Xener nodded.

"Well, do you know where I can get some food to eat?"

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

8 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

It tastes good, better than anything you've had in the past year

I look for any sort of protein or main course.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I look for any sort of protein or main course.

There doesn't appear to be any

4 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Xener nodded.

"Well, do you know where I can get some food to eat?"

He gives directions

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

There doesn't appear to be any

He gives directions

He grabbed some more pastries.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

There doesn't appear to be any

He gives directions

Xener follows

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

31 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Xener follows

It leads him which leads to an upscale tavern.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

It leads him which leads to an upscale tavern.

How loud is it?

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

18 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

How loud is it?

Not very loud. Just usual chatter

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

He grabbed some more pastries.

@IcedOutPenguin

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Not very loud. Just usual chatter

Xener rolled a 5.

He entered.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

10 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

He grabbed some more pastries.

They were good

9 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Xener rolled a 5.

He entered.

The tavern is nicer than you would've expected

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

They were good

The tavern is nicer than you would've expected

He waited until a main course was served?

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

7 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

He waited until a main course was served?

It's a ball, they don't serve meals, only fancy desserts and such

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

The tavern is nicer than you would've expected

Xener asks for food.

Edited September 6, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

45 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

It's a ball, they don't serve meals, only fancy desserts and such

Ooooohhh. Okay.

He looks around for some money.