How to Kill a God Dragon (HtKaD5) - Slow

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Welcome to the slow thread of How to Kill a God Dragon

Characters:

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@SpartanBrigade

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Name: Ferences
Age: Late 40s
Gender: Male
Backstory: Divorced, tried to scam some dragons and as a result accidentally got roped into the plot
Thread: TBD

@Kansas Stormcursed

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Name: Ezra

Age: late 20s

Gender: Male

Backstory: Thief who made the mistake of stealing from a dragon and lost his left eye as a result.

Thread (fast or slow): slow

Misc: has a tendency to try risky things

@Belandrius Ohhmar

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Name: Farraven

Age: 32

Gender: male

Backstory: He lived in a village in the peaks but the village fell from the sky he was the only one who survived due to being on a hunting trip, he swore to find out who did it if it was the last thing he did.

Thread (fast or slow): Whatever thread Coder and the gang are in

Misc: He is in training to be a wizard learning from magic books he found across the wreakage.

@Born of Mist

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Name: SHjshbm

Age: 30

Gender: male

Backstory: powerful wizard (earth), Wants to experiment on dragons.

Thread (fast or slow): Slow

Misc: know-it-all, tries to make simple things needlessly complex.

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

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Name: Xener

Age: 22

Gender: Male, he/him

Backstory: He's a renowned philosopher with sometimes controversial ideas. In person, he's more of a shy scholar type, but you wouldn't be able to tell that if you only knew his writing. He came here because he rolled a dice and the number he rolled told him to come here.

Thread (fast or slow): Slow

Misc: He's quite tall.

@CoderDrag0n8

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Name: Ynit

Age: 11

Gender: He/Him

Backstory: Parents were killed by a dragon. He is now a thief who runs around trying to get enough money to survive another day.

Thread (fast or slow): Slow

@SpartanBrigade  You arrive at a beach, the ocean stretching out before you all the way to the horizon. The dragon sets you down, "Wait here." They say before flying out over the ocean.

@Kansas Stormcursed You arrive in a medium-sized fishing town on a caravan, and the ocean becomes visible as you approach the top of a ridge. 

@Belandrius Ohhmar You are in the same caravan as Ezra [Stormcursed], just studying some books you brought with you.

@Born of Mist You are in a dark forest, and you don't know why you are walking through a dark forest, your memory is a little fuzzy; youremember something about a long fall, but you are uninjured. 

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren You are on a hill overlooking a bay, a medium-sized village is nestled along the bay, and you can see many people going about their own business. You also see a caravan arriving from the east, and you can see several boats out on the water.

@CoderDrag0n8 You are hiding under a refreshment table at a nobleman's ball

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

What happened to @The Wyver?

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

What happened to @The Wyver?

She wanted to do the fast thread

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, IcedOutPenguin said:

She wanted to do the fast thread

Utterly heartreaking

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

6 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Utterly heartreaking

It's better for her character's story, trust me.

Wanna roleplay?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

18 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Welcome to the slow thread of How to Kill a God Dragon

Characters:

@SpartanBrigade  You arrive at a beach, the ocean stretching out before you all the way to the horizon. The dragon sets you down, "Wait here." They say before flying out over the ocean.

@Kansas Stormcursed You arrive in a medium-sized fishing town on a caravan, and the ocean becomes visible as you approach the top of a ridge. 

@Belandrius Ohhmar You are in the same caravan as Ezra [Stormcursed], just studying some books you brought with you.

@Born of Mist You are in a dark forest, and you don't know why you are walking through a dark forest, your memory is a little fuzzy; youremember something about a long fall, but you are uninjured. 

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren You are on a hill overlooking a bay, a medium-sized village is nestled along the bay, and you can see many people going about their own business. You also see a caravan arriving from the east, and you can see several boats out on the water.

@CoderDrag0n8 You are hiding under a refreshment table at a nobleman's ball

I naturally head down to the ocean

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

18 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Welcome to the slow thread of How to Kill a God Dragon

Characters:

@SpartanBrigade  You arrive at a beach, the ocean stretching out before you all the way to the horizon. The dragon sets you down, "Wait here." They say before flying out over the ocean.

@Kansas Stormcursed You arrive in a medium-sized fishing town on a caravan, and the ocean becomes visible as you approach the top of a ridge. 

@Belandrius Ohhmar You are in the same caravan as Ezra [Stormcursed], just studying some books you brought with you.

@Born of Mist You are in a dark forest, and you don't know why you are walking through a dark forest, your memory is a little fuzzy; youremember something about a long fall, but you are uninjured. 

@KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren You are on a hill overlooking a bay, a medium-sized village is nestled along the bay, and you can see many people going about their own business. You also see a caravan arriving from the east, and you can see several boats out on the water.

@CoderDrag0n8 You are hiding under a refreshment table at a nobleman's ball

"Where else could I possibly go?" He called after the dragon.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Can you tell me more abt where I am?

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

41 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

"Where else could I possibly go?" He called after the dragon.

They didn't answer, just kept flying off, the waves lapped gently nearby.

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Can you tell me more abt where I am?

You are inside a very fancy house in a large town, and several nobles from surrounding towns came to this ball. 

Is that good?

41 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I naturally head down to the ocean

There are some docks set up near the marketplace of the town. There are several boats docked there

Edited September 5, 2025 by IcedOutPenguin

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

11 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

They didn't answer, just kept flying off, the waves lapped gently nearby.

You are inside a very fancy house in a large town, and several nobles from surrounding towns came to this ball. 

Is that good?

There are some docks set up near the marketplace of the town. There are several boats docked there

I am under a table, yes? How did I get under said table?

Sorry, I just feel like it would be important. Am I hiding from the nobels? Or just stealing from them?

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I am under a table, yes? How did I get under said table?

Sorry, I just feel like it would be important. Am I hiding from the nobels? Or just stealing from them?

I don't know how you got under the table thats not my issue, you are a thief, you are hiding to not get caught.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, IcedOutPenguin said:

I don't know how you got under the table thats not my issue, you are a thief, you are hiding to not get caught.

Oh ok

Ynit is hiding under a table. All he knows is he has to get enough food to eat today, and maybe some money to buy food later. He sneaks around and tries to snatch some food.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

9 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh ok

Ynit is hiding under a table. All he knows is he has to get enough food to eat today, and maybe some money to buy food later. He sneaks around and tries to snatch some food.

You reach up onto the table and grab a small pastry

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

17 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

You reach up onto the table and grab a small pastry

I eat it quickly

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I eat it quickly

It tastes good, better than anything you've had in the past year

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

They didn't answer, just kept flying off, the waves lapped gently nearby.

You are inside a very fancy house in a large town, and several nobles from surrounding towns came to this ball. 

Is that good?

There are some docks set up near the marketplace of the town. There are several boats docked there

I look around the docks for anything easy to steal. Preferably clothing.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I look around the docks for anything easy to steal. Preferably clothing.

There was some cloth, but mostly barrels and nets.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

There was some cloth, but mostly barrels and nets.

I continue strolling along the docks, beginning to whistle as I take in the area—and where might offer a good chance of theft

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I continue strolling along the docks, beginning to whistle as I take in the area—and where might offer a good chance of theft

You see some shops set up along the wharf

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

You see some shops set up along the wharf

I check out what the shops are

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I check out what the shops are

They are all related to sailing and such, nothing particularly valueable

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, IcedOutPenguin said:

They are all related to sailing and such, nothing particularly valueable

Unfortunate. Alright I decide to head for...there was a village, right?

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

17 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Unfortunate. Alright I decide to head for...there was a village, right?

You're in the village, just at the wharf part of it

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

You're in the village, just at the wharf part of it

I decide to look for a tavern then.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

They didn't answer, just kept flying off, the waves lapped gently nearby.

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

References exhaled and surveyed his surroundings

What does he see

I wanna find everyone

Please don;t make me do qacky side quests alone