Overthrow The Government

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, echo74 said:

nah bros capping

i would make a national holiday where everyone gets a day off and the irs has to help everyone figure out how to pay their taxes

 

TO THE BRIDGES

Oh that would be nice

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

On 8/24/2025 at 4:32 PM, Just A Silvereye said:

All greatest scientists shall be tasked to create actual living fire-breathing dragons

and  making a real life version of The Hog (that big Yu-Nerig) 

On 8/24/2025 at 4:32 PM, Just A Silvereye said:

Acts of racism, xenophobia, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, antisemitism, ableism, or any other discrimination, are now punishable by *intense thinking* up to three weeks left hanging by your feet above a cliff

to feed The Hog

Edited August 25, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[Keke They/he]

On 8/23/2025 at 11:29 PM, Kansas Stormcursed said:

All cursing is now replaced with Cosmere curses, by penalty of Hoid insult

Oh your storming peice of crem… cursing is half my dictionary 

On 8/24/2025 at 3:32 PM, Just A Silvereye said:

Imma repost what I already sent in Glass' SU (before knowing about this thread):

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Acts of racism, xenophobia, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, antisemitism, ableism, or any other discrimination, are now punishable by *intense thinking* up to three weeks left hanging by your feet above a cliff

Stormlight Archive is now mandatory reading for everyone (I don't care if it's not translated in your language(s))

All greatest scientists shall be tasked to create actual living fire-breathing dragons

Police forces shall replace the bullets in their guns with flower seeds, as shall the army

The Republic shall be reorganized into the First Global Empire

Anyone disagreeing with the above shall get bombed by our great air force until they drown in flower seeds

The word "rizz" shall be forever casted away from language

YEAHHHHH

YEAAAAAH

…. Idk abt that one

no no noooooo not The Empire 

oh no crap im allergic to flowers

yes. 

On 8/24/2025 at 3:37 PM, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Inspired by the above, any and all usage of Gen Alpha/late Gen Z brainrot shall be punishable by one day spent (safely) running bridges

YES YES YES LETS STORMING GOOOO

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

19 minutes ago, Hawks said:

your storming peice of crem… cursing is half my dictionary

So is mine

[Keke They/he]

4 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

So is mine

Ayeee

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Scientists shall name a new syndrome:

Oragne Syndrome

The poor victim has been inflicted with a lack of a desire to read Sanderson

[NerdSandwich she/her]

oh

Yelolw Syndrome

The poor victim has been inflicted with 1 hour of sleep because they were to busy reading Oathbringer.

Grene Syndrome

The poor victim has less sanity than Szeth.

Blue Syndrome

The poor victim doesn't know what silksong is (no idea what you're talking about, @Clarkmon22

Purlpe Syndrome

The poor victim isn't allowed to read Sanderson because they have really strict parents (no thats not true for me)

Edited September 11, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

oh

Yelolw Syndrome

The poor victim has been inflicted with 1 hour of sleep because they were to busy reading Oathbringer.

Grene Syndrome

The poor victim has less sanity than Szeth.

Blue Syndrome

The poor victim doesn't know what silksong is (no idea what you're talking about, @Clarkmon22

Purlpe Syndrome

The poor victim isn't allowed to read Sanderson because they have really strict parents (no thats not true for me)

I don't know what you're talking about

Szeth is very sane

Almost as sane as Zane was

[NerdSandwich she/her]

oh OBVIOUSLY my bad.

oh also i love this:
"If you're always on time, it implies that you never have anything better you should be doing" -Lord Kelsier, Survivor of Mists

quote in your signature

Edited September 11, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

oh OBVIOUSLY my bad.

oh also i love this:
"If you're always on time, it implies that you never have anything better you should be doing" -Lord Kelsier, Survivor of Mists

quote in your signature

See, that's what I use whenever I show up 5 minutes late to my friend's houses (which is almost every time). 

Your new pfp threw me off my brain told me that I knew this person but I didn't recognise you until now. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

pfp?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

pfp?

Profile pic

[NerdSandwich she/her]

ah. yes i just designed like a thing in 5 min cuz i wanted more variety on my profile

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

11 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

oh

Yelolw Syndrome

The poor victim has been inflicted with 1 hour of sleep because they were to busy reading Oathbringer.

Grene Syndrome

The poor victim has less sanity than Szeth.

Blue Syndrome

The poor victim doesn't know what silksong is (no idea what you're talking about, @Clarkmon22

Purlpe Syndrome

The poor victim isn't allowed to read Sanderson because they have really strict parents (no thats not true for me)

Oh there’s a Sharder @oragne look at their intro post bro will do anything but read Sanderson