Overthrow The Government

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

This just in: All politicians have been overthrown and Sharders have taken their place!

We are a fledgling government and we must make new policies!

Hurry, hurry, or the old politicians will overthrow us again!

Based off of a @Through The Living Glass SU:

https://www.17thshard.com/profile/63261-through-the-living-glass/?status=41106&type=status

I’ll start:

I make a new rule that makes it so that there are no taxes on cookie pajamas anymore, and raise taxes on all other pajamas

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

All cursing is now replaced with Cosmere curses, by penalty of Hoid insult

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

All cursing is now replaced with Cosmere curses, by penalty of Hoid insult

That’s great!

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

In any court trial, if one can make a solid argument that Wayne would do it, they are cleared of all charges. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

12 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

In any court trial, if one can make a solid argument that Wayne would do it, they are cleared of all charges. 

I'm sorry, that's actually amazing

Book Cosplayers get a 1% tax write off (don't know what that means, but its good, right?) (and ORV or Cosmere cosplayers get 2%)

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I'm sorry, that's actually amazing

Book Cosplayers get a 1% tax write off (don't know what that means, but its good, right?) (and ORV or Cosmere cosplayers get 2%)

I know I'm amazing, there's no need to apologise. 

[Keke They/he]

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I'm sorry, that's actually amazing

Book Cosplayers get a 1% tax write off (don't know what that means, but its good, right?) (and ORV or Cosmere cosplayers get 2%)

AYE I GET 3% TAX WRITE OFF. what does that mean?

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I know I'm amazing, there's no need to apologise. 

The confidence is awesome

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

15 minutes ago, Hawks said:

AYE I GET 3% TAX WRITE OFF. what does that mean?

The confidence is awesome

Ty!

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, Hawks said:

AYE I GET 3% TAX WRITE OFF. what does that mean?

The confidence is awesome

.....you really need to learn about taxes

[Keke They/he]

8 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

.....you really need to learn about taxes

I have learnt what It means somewhat

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hawks said:

I have learnt what It means somewhat

Good

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 hour ago, Hawks said:

AYE I GET 3% TAX WRITE OFF. what does that mean?

You take a little money out of your earnings and pay it into the government so they can use it for stuff like school funding, infrastructure, etc
Contributing to society 

 

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

You take a little money out of your earnings and pay it into the government so they can use it for stuff like school funding, infrastructure, etc
Contributing to society 

 

I know what taxes are 

I didint know what a tax write off was until I asked my mom

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

I believe that wine should taste as good as the ones from alethkar sound

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Imma repost what I already sent in Glass' SU (before knowing about this thread):

Spoiler

Acts of racism, xenophobia, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, antisemitism, ableism, or any other discrimination, are now punishable by *intense thinking* up to three weeks left hanging by your feet above a cliff

Stormlight Archive is now mandatory reading for everyone (I don't care if it's not translated in your language(s))

All greatest scientists shall be tasked to create actual living fire-breathing dragons

Police forces shall replace the bullets in their guns with flower seeds, as shall the army

The Republic shall be reorganized into the First Global Empire

Anyone disagreeing with the above shall get bombed by our great air force until they drown in flower seeds

The word "rizz" shall be forever casted away from language

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

3 minutes ago, Just A Silvereye said:

Imma repost what I already sent in Glass' SU (before knowing about this thread):

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Acts of racism, xenophobia, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, antisemitism, ableism, or any other discrimination, are now punishable by *intense thinking* up to three weeks left hanging by your feet above a cliff

Stormlight Archive is now mandatory reading for everyone (I don't care if it's not translated in your language(s))

All greatest scientists shall be tasked to create actual living fire-breathing dragons

Police forces shall replace the bullets in their guns with flower seeds, as shall the army

The Republic shall be reorganized into the First Global Empire

Anyone disagreeing with the above shall get bombed by our great air force until they drown in flower seeds

The word "rizz" shall be forever casted away from language

Omg I love those rules ima send them to NATO rn

dw I’ll credit you as the genius who fixed the world 

Edited August 24, 2025 by Honors ghost

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Inspired by the above, any and all usage of Gen Alpha/late Gen Z brainrot shall be punishable by one day spent (safely) running bridges

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Inspired by the above, any and all usage of Gen Alpha/late Gen Z brainrot shall be punishable by one day spent (safely) running bridges

Heheheh what the sigma

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

Heheheh what the sigma

Heh

Heheheh

I'm running class on Tuesday.....

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Heh

Heheheh

I'm running class on Tuesday.....

Heheh that’s pretty cool guess who won’t be back until November 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Honors ghost said:

Heheh that’s pretty cool guess who won’t be back until November 

That's pretty cool guess who has a good memory

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

That's pretty cool guess who has a good memory

Heheheh guess who is okay with whatever your gonna dish out

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

Heheheh guess who is okay with whatever your gonna dish out

Bold words

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Bold words

Well you’ve seen the outfits I wear to dnd and other places I’m a bold person

[echo74 she/her]

5 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Inspired by the above, any and all usage of Gen Alpha/late Gen Z brainrot shall be punishable by one day spent (safely) running bridges

nah bros capping

i would make a national holiday where everyone gets a day off and the irs has to help everyone figure out how to pay their taxes