umm hi

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Hey nerds! I joined July 5 but my parents are stupid so I couldn't actually visit the Shard until the first day of school. I have read Elantris, Mistborn Era 1, some TWoK, the Reckoners series, and the Skyward series (no spoilers please) If you are really very curious as to who I am visit my profile, as I am too lazy to write it all out again.

And yes, obviously I live on Elephant Island.

and Kelsier is the best character (at least in Era 1)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Welcome!

If you could invite any 6 Sanderson characters to a party, who would it be?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Greetings! What's your favorite Cosmere weapon (or offensive system)?

[BigBadBagsworth He/him/his]

Mistborn or feruchemist?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Kelsier, Vin, Marsh, Spensa, Elend, and M-Bot.

shardblade ig

Feruchemist

[sillybutterie_Benji he/him]

4 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Hey nerds! I joined July 5 but my parents are stupid so I couldn't actually visit the Shard until the first day of school. I have read Elantris, Mistborn Era 1, some TWoK, the Reckoners series, and the Skyward series (no spoilers please) If you are really very curious as to who I am visit my profile, as I am too lazy to write it all out again.

And yes, obviously I live on Elephant Island.

and Kelsier is the best character (at least in Era 1)

welcome to the shard @YouCantHaveMySandwich hope you have fun 

[___ He/Him]

6 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Hey nerds! I joined July 5 but my parents are stupid so I couldn't actually visit the Shard until the first day of school. I have read Elantris, Mistborn Era 1, some TWoK, the Reckoners series, and the Skyward series (no spoilers please) If you are really very curious as to who I am visit my profile, as I am too lazy to write it all out again.

And yes, obviously I live on Elephant Island.

and Kelsier is the best character (at least in Era 1)

Hi!

How's your day been?

What's your favorite cosmere book?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

1 hour ago, mippo said:

Hi!

How's your day been?

What's your favorite cosmere book?

My day has been horrible. I have read two many syllabi for high school. expectations yada yada yada

I like Mistborn best.

[MBtheEdgedancer She/her]

Hello!!! If you had to choose any Disney character (Pixar marvel and Star Wars included) to throw into the Cosmere who and where

[NerdSandwich she/her]

the shark from nemo

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Kelsier, Vin, Marsh, Spensa, Elend, and M-Bot.

I don't recall anyone ever picking Cytoverse characters. Yes, I agree with M-Bot. And Elend.

Kelsier would either have recruited Spin by the end or one of 'em would be lying on the floor. Hard to say which.

I also feel like a similar thing could happen between Vin and Spensa.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 8/22/2025 at 7:19 AM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Hey nerds! I joined July 5 but my parents are stupid so I couldn't actually visit the Shard until the first day of school. I have read Elantris, Mistborn Era 1, some TWoK, the Reckoners series, and the Skyward series (no spoilers please) If you are really very curious as to who I am visit my profile, as I am too lazy to write it all out again.

And yes, obviously I live on Elephant Island.

and Kelsier is the best character (at least in Era 1)

Who are you?!?!? I wonder who this person is it’s not like I know u or anything

I already know this but for the sake of the shard, which instruments do you play?

Assuming you’d be safe no matter what u pick If you could visit one place in the Cosmere where would you go

[Denissimo He/him]

On 8/22/2025 at 6:19 PM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Hey nerds! I joined July 5 but my parents are stupid so I couldn't actually visit the Shard until the first day of school. I have read Elantris, Mistborn Era 1, some TWoK, the Reckoners series, and the Skyward series (no spoilers please) If you are really very curious as to who I am visit my profile, as I am too lazy to write it all out again.

And yes, obviously I live on Elephant Island.

and Kelsier is the best character (at least in Era 1)

Hacker?
Interesting...
How much do you know?

 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

On 8/22/2025 at 7:43 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I don't recall anyone ever picking Cytoverse characters. Yes, I agree with M-Bot. And Elend.

Kelsier would either have recruited Spin by the end or one of 'em would be lying on the floor. Hard to say which.

I also feel like a similar thing could happen between Vin and Spensa.

haha agree.

On 8/23/2025 at 12:44 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

Who are you?!?!? I wonder who this person is it’s not like I know u or anything

I already know this but for the sake of the shard, which instruments do you play?

Assuming you’d be safe no matter what u pick If you could visit one place in the Cosmere where would you go

im nobody obviously [REDACTED FOR CYBERSAFETY]

French horn, clarinet, piano.

uhh the Palaeneum or somewhere in Terris (it sounds pretty)

On 8/24/2025 at 5:46 AM, El Denisimo said:

Hacker?
Interesting...
How much do you know?

 

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

and who you murdered ofc

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

haha agree.

im nobody obviously [REDACTED FOR CYBERSAFETY]

French horn, clarinet, piano.

uhh the Palaeneum or somewhere in Terris (it sounds pretty)

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

and who you murdered ofc

YOU PLAY FRENCH HORN TOO

[NerdSandwich she/her]

yesss:)

do u?

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

41 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

yesss:)

do u?

I DO OMG DO YOU DO MARCHING BAND

[NerdSandwich she/her]

no. i prob will next year but i couldn't this year bc we took a vacation and i couldn't do the required band camp.

@ChipsAHoid plays marimba for marching band tho.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

18 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

no. i prob will next year but i couldn't this year bc we took a vacation and i couldn't do the required band camp.

@ChipsAHoid plays marimba for marching band tho.

Yes ik would you like to join a thread abt band and marching

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Yess ok

Where is the thread?

[Dilly honor spren she/her]

Hello and welcome to the shard,

A quick question: have you eaten any trees recently?

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Yess ok

Where is the thread?

Ugh it’s in the shard I made it a while ago lemme go get the linkkkk

there go

 

Edited August 25, 2025 by Honors ghost

[NerdSandwich she/her]

1 hour ago, Dilly honor spren said:

Hello and welcome to the shard,

A quick question: have you eaten any trees recently?

uh i've eaten fruit?

Why? r u the lorax now

[Dilly honor spren she/her]

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

uh i've eaten fruit?

Why? r u the lorax now

no, the lorax is my worst enemy you see I eat trees all the time so therefor I am on a quest to find fellow tree eaters (I may or may not be sarcastic and a big fat liar) 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

uh i've eaten fruit?

Why? r u the lorax now

“They say the trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed. But what if I slay, cook, and eat the Lorax. Therefore, would I not become the next Lorax, and be armed.”

-Experiment 47

(You’ll understand the reference, I hope)